* "Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones."

* "At the end of every party there is always a girl crying."

* "Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl."

* "You always feel a bit scared when stroking horses."

* "Everyone always remembers the day a dog ran into your school."

* "Old women with mobile phones look wrong."

* "Every bloke has at some stage while taking a pee flushed half way through and then raced against the flush."

* "There’s no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when your hand or head is stuck in something."

* " You've never quite sure whether it's ok to eat green crisps."

* "Everyone who grew up in the 80's has entered the digits 55378008 into a calculator."

* "Reading when you're drunk is horrible."

* "Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly."

* " You're never quite sure whether it's against the law or not to have a fire in your back garden."

* "You never know where to look when eating a banana."

* "Prodding a fire with a stick makes you feel manly."

* "Rummaging in an overgrown garden will always turn up a bouncy ball."

* "The most embarrassing thing you can do as schoolchild is to call your teacher mum or dad."

* "Some days you see lots of people on crutches."

* "Its impossible to look cool whilst picking up a Frisbee."

* "Driving through a tunnel makes you feel excited."

* "You never ever run out of salt."

* "You can't respect a man who carries a dog."

* "No one knows the origins of their metal coat hangers."

* "Despite constant warning, you have never met anybody who has had their arm broken by a swan."

* " The most painful household incident is wearing socks and stepping on an upturned plug."

* "People who don't drive slam car doors too hard"

* "You've turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin piece of wood specifically to stir paint with."

* "Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their nose."

* "Bricks are horrible to carry."

* "In every plate of chips there is a bad chip."

*kiss on the belly-----"lets have sex"
*Kiss on the Forehead ----"Forever you will be mine"
*Kiss on the Ear ---"I'm horny"
*Kiss on the Cheek ---"We're friends"
*Kiss on the Hand ---"I adore you"
*Kiss on the Neck ---"We belong together"
*Kiss on the Shoulder ---"I want you"
*Kiss on the Lips ---"I love you" OR "I want you"
*Holding Hands ---"We can learn to love each other"
*A wink ---"Let's get it on"
*Slap on the Butt ---"That's mine"
*Playing with the Ear ---"I can't live without you"
*Holding on tight ---"Don't let go"
*Looking into each other's Eyes ---"Don't let go"
*Playing with Hair on Head ---"Tell me you love me"
*Arms around the Waist ---"I love you too much to let go"
*Laughing while Kissing ---"I am completley Comfortable with you"

--Advice--
*If your kissing someone, close your eyes.
It's not nice to stare.
*If you were thinking about someone while reading this,
you're definitely in Love.