Pick the month u were born in

January: I ate pizza with
February: I hate
March: I made out with
April: I get horny when i see
May: I love
June: I made a porno video with
July: I cooked pasta with
August: I kissed
September: I did
October: I pissed on
Novemeber: I shot
December: I masturbated to pictures of

Pick the date of your birthday

1: Quagmire
2: The band
3: My Mom
4: The Village People
5: My Cousin
6: The mailman
7: Jessica Simpson
8: Some Randon Chick
9: Jonny Depp
10: A Fat Guy
11: A Kit-Kat Bar
12: My Dog
13: The Cable Guy
14: A Pimp Gangsta
15: Tony Blair
16: A bum
17: Britney Spears
18: A DVD Player
19: This Farmer
20: A Lesbian
21: A Pile of Dog poo
22: The McDonalds Cashier
23: AC/DC
24: 50 Cent
25: A cop
26: My Neighbour's Cat
27: Jerry Springer
28: A Retarded Frog
29: Spiderman
30: Hilary Duff
31: A Zombie

Pick the First Letter of Ur first Name

A: Because i got high
B: Because i like KFC
C: Because im cool like that
D: Because no one likes me
E: Because i want fast food
F: Because my mom told me 2
G: Because i hate myself
H: Because i wanted to be his bitch
I: Because i am gay
J: Because i had too much vodka
K: Because i had kids
L: Because they suck
M: Because im a ninja
N: Because im mentally unstable
O: Because im the coolest person ever
P: Because i ate shellfish
Q: Because i just had breakfast
R: Because im cookoo for coco puffs
S: Because i got drunk
T: Because im gangsta
U: Because i dont like mint ice cream
V: Because i love waffles
W: Because im a dirty mexican
X: Because i have a last name that starts with an X
Y: Because im blonde
Z: Because i am really cool and amazing

now leave a comment and let me see what u got lol

My girlfriend = x jess x
My wife = x hannah x
My Mum =
My Daughter = x bex x
My Son = x lil chris frm winchester x
My Twin = x james - born on same day we must be twins lol x
My Big Sista =
My Lil Sista =
My Bigg Bruva =
My Lil Bruva = x chris x
My Sex Slave =
My Bezzii Boi Mates = x jasper x chris x
My Bezzii Gurl Mates = x hannah x rosie x
My Guardian Angel =
My Babii girl =
My Idol = x jono x myles x
My Horny Little friend =
My Babe =
My Drinkin friend =
My Sexii girl =
My Bit On The Side =
My Secret Admirer =
My Stalker =
My Rudegal =
My Senior Pimp =
My Rudeboi = x foyoooo x
My Babiiz God parents =
My Hairdresser = x iona & alice x
My Massager =
My Bodii guard = x max x magnus x
My Hardcore Gangsta = x myles x
My Partner In Crime =
My Baby =
My Party animal =
My Bebo love =
My secutary =
My foxy lady =
my cunt = x nick x
my oprentice = x chris x
my v v sxi sexitary (i wish)= x lucy x
my cherry ontop of life = x gawjus lil rosie x
my canadian bff (the only gd bit of canada lol)= x steph x
my gawjus cricketer = x lauren x
my lil baby gangsta =

leave a comment sayin wat u want .

Go out with me?
Give me your number?
Kiss me?
Let me kiss you?
Watch a movie with me?
Let me take you out to dinner?
Take a shower with me?
Be my bf/gf?
Have a fling with me?
Take me home for the night?
Would you let me sleep in your bed?
re-post this for me to answer your questions?
Give me a piggyback ride?
Have a relationship with me?
Dance with me?
Help me with homework?
Tickle me to death?
Let me tickle you?
Stick up for me if i was being put down?
Play strip poker with me?
Say yes if i asked you out?
Get wasted with me?
Msn message me?
Greet me in public?
Hang out with me?