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Mariie'. PixieDust

Doesn't Like This Feelin At All !! .... Miss Youu <3 xx

10/18/09 | me too! | Reply

Mariie'. PixieDust
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Xxx Mrs Retard xxX
Me, Myself, and I
__Sнє Wαѕ Gινєη Tнє Nαмє__♥
.x. *Mariie* .x.♥

__Hєя Fяιєη∂ѕ Cαℓℓ Hєя__♥
.x.*Mert* .x.♥

__Sнє Sтυηηє∂ Tнє Wσяℓ∂__♥
.x. *23rd March '88* .x.♥

__Sнє Lινєѕ Iη__♥
.x. *Stoke on Trent* .x.♥

__Sнє Fℓι¢кѕ__♥
.x. *Brunette Hair* .x.♥

__Sнє Fℓυттєяѕ__♥
.x. *Blue/Grey/Green Eyes* .x.♥
The Other Half Of Me
Peter Teague

Peter Teague

Music
RnB, Hip Hop, Dance, Hardcore, Rock....Bout Everythin
Films
Fast n Furious 1, 2 & 3, Green Street, Football Factory, Step Up, Green Mile
Sports
Gym, Swimmin && Cycling...Thats About It...
Drinks
Peter Pan's Brews, Perno n Lemonade, Double Malibu n Coke, Archers n Lemonade, Vodka n Redbull, Absolut Chambulls From Revolutions, Mudslide From Revolutions....The List Goes On!!
Happiest When
Snuggled Up....In Bed....Peter Pan Smiles At Me Cheekily....Snuggled Up On Sofa With Fire On Watchin A Film....Goin Piccies...Some Sort Of Summit With Me Mates....Listenin To Decent Tunes....All Dolled Up Feelin Good :)

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    • The 'Whys' About Men...VERY Tru!!!

      The Why's of Men>
      > 1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
      > Because they are plugged into a genius

      > 2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
      > They don't have enough time

      > 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
      > They don't stop to ask directions

      > 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
      > Because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock
      > (You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)

      > 5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
      > So they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties

      > 6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
      > You need a rough draft before you make a final copy

      > 7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
      > Don't know.....it never happened
      > ( C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!)

      > 8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
      > Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn

      > Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in yourheart...Then you are just an old sour fart!!


      And they say blondes are dumb...> ----------------------------------------------->

      A couple is lying in bed. The man says, 'I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world.'
      The woman replies, 'I'll miss you...'

      'It's just too hot to wear clothes today,' Jack says as he stepped out of the shower
      'honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawnlike this?'
      'Probably that I married you for your money,' she replied.

      Dear Lord,> I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN

      Q: Why do little boys whine?
      A: They are practicing to be men

      Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and callingyour name?
      A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough

      Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
      A: Rename the mail folder 'Instruction Manual.'

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    • Who Arr Ya?? xx

      1. Who are you?.......
      2. Are we friends?........
      3. When and how did we meet?........
      4. Do you hav a crush on me?.........
      5. Have you ever wanted to punch me?........
      6. Give me a nickname and explain why?........
      7. Describe me in 1 word........
      8. what was ur first impression of me?.......
      9. Do u still fink the same?......
      10. What reminds u ov me?.....
      11. If you could giv me anything wot wod it b?......
      12. How well do u no me?......
      13. Whens the last tym u saw me?.....
      14. Eva wanted 2 tell me sumthing u couldnt?......
      15. Are you goin 2 put dis on ur blog and c wot i say about u?.....
      16. If you could give me anything what would it be?........

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    • Would You.....

      Go out with me?...
      Give me your number?...
      Kiss me?...
      Let me kiss you?...
      Watch a movie with me?...
      Let me take you out to dinner?...
      Take a shower with me?...
      Be my fella?...
      Have a fling with me?...
      Take me home for the night?...
      Would you let me sleep in your bed?...
      Re-post this for me to answer your questions?...
      Have a relationship with me?...
      Dance with me?...
      Spank that ass?...
      Kiss me to death?...
      Let me fu*k you?...
      Stick up for me if i was being put down?...
      Carress my body?...
      Play strip poker with me?...
      Say yes if i asked you out?...
      Get wasted with me?...
      Greet me in public?...
      Hang out with me?...
      Bring me around your friends?...

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    Are you scared of creepy creatures?: Yes
    Are you scared of cockroaches?: Yes
    Do you get scared in the dark?: Sometimes
    What is your favorite day of the week?: Saturday
    Your dream car: Clio Sport
    Your dream vacation: Maldives
    In your next birth, you would love to be: Superhuman
    In your past birth, you must have been: Mental Case
    Your favorite pizza topping is: Pepperoni & Sweetcorn
    How many kids do you want to have?: Two or Three
    Last TV channel you watched: Four - Friends
    What are you wearing right now?: Trackies
    What do you wear at night in bed?: Nothing
    Your favorite toy in childhood: Hungry Hippos
    How many teeth do you have?: All Of Them
    When did you last visit the dentist?: Too Many Years Ago
    Which toothpaste do you use?: Whatever Is On Offer
    Your preferred toilet paper brand: Ch-Ch-Charmin
    Three things you can: Mobile, Tinterweb & Disaranno
    If you had one person to take with you on a deserted island, it would be: That's A Tough One
    Your dream celebrity date: Vin Diesel
    Do you believe in aliens?: No
    Do you believe in ghosts and such?: Yes
    Favorite cocktail: Screaming Orgasm
    Favorite fruit: Apple
    Favorite flower: Tulips & Lilly
    Have you puked at a party?: No...Honest
    You would love to get a tattoo done on your: Neck
    Have you pretended to be sick to avoid someone or some meeting?: Yes
    Do you cry easily?: Not Really
    Do you swear a lot?: Yes
    Favorite body part in the opposite sex: Bum
    Corniest pickup line used by you on someone: Never Needed One
    Corniest pickup line someone used on you: Excuse Me, I've Lost My Number, Can I Have Yours?
    What: Maz
    What: Mert
    Have you ever been caught in an embarrassing situation by your parents?: Yes
    The food you hate to eat: Fruit & Veg
    Your favorite breakfast cereal: Crunchy Nut Clusters
    Do you have any pets?: Yes
    If yes, describe your pets: Tyson - Alsation
    Which is your favorite holiday?: Sa Coma in Majorca
    Have you ever been drunk out of your mind?: Yes
    Ever been in a car accident?: Yes
    The boy band you secretly listen to: NSync*
    The body part you would love to get pierced: Tongue Again
    When did you last diet to lose weight?: Everyday
    What is the first thing you do in the morning when you wake up?: Loo then Teeth
    Do you read newspapers or books in the toilet?: No
    Are you in love with someone these days?: Yes
    Would you date a hottie who is totally dumb?: Yes It Would Be Funny
    Has anyone slapped you on the face?: No
    What is the color of the underwear you are wearing?: Black & Pink
    Which is your favorite underwear brand?: La Senza
    What is your favorite denim brand?: River Island
    If you could afford a fashion designer, it would be: Not Fussed
    Your first cell phone was: Somethin Big With An Aerial
    Do you prefer to text or talk on the phone?: Text
    Are you a sensitive person?: Yes & No
    Would you go for a one night stand?: Not Anymore
    The romantic movie you like most: The Notebook
    The action movie you like most: Fast & Furious
    Do you believe in heaven and hell?: Heaven Yes...Hell No
    Which is your most memorable trip with friends?: Alton Towers In School
    Which newspaper do you read daily?: Sentinel When I'm In Stoke
    The magazines you like to read: More, OK!, Cosmo
    Your first job was: Junior Hairdresser at 14
    Did you have a best friend in school?: Yes
    Which email service do you use most?: Hotmail
    Have you ever walked to save money?: Yes
    Where do you shop for clothes?: High Street
    What was your pocket money as a kid?: £5 a week
    Can you talk to someone for long hours on the phone?: Depends Who
    Do you like taking stupid surveys like these?: When I'm Bored
    If yes, do you have too much free time?: Too Much Lol
    One memory you wish you could erase: Anythin Between The Ages Of 14 & 18
    Any sport, you are really good at: Sleepin
    In your purse, you keep a photo of: Me Bro
    Do you take any medicine daily?: Sleepin Pills Lol
    Have you ever lied about your age?: Yes
    The last person you kissed was: Pete
    The last country you visited: Cyprus
    Do you need music while you are studying?: Yes
    A song you loved as a kid: Barney & Friends Lol
    Any kiddie song you still remember: ^^^ As Above ^^^
    Habits you hate in others: Nose Pickin, Bein Untidy, Bein Lazy
    On a scale of one to ten how obnoxious is this survey?: 10
    One habit of yours, you wish you could change?: Errm...
    Do you brush twice a day?: Yes
    How much time do you take to get ready in the morning?: Half Hour
    Are you a day person or a night person?: Night
    Your favorite cartoon character: Homer Simpson
    Have you made a complete fool of yourself anytime?: Yes
    Any word or sentence you repeat often: Dickhead
    Describe your computer monitor: Speckled With Paint
    One book you are dying to read: Read?? Me??
    One movie you are dying to see: Fast & Furious 4
    One music album you are dying to hear: Hmm...
    How much time did you take to complete this survey?: Too Long
    Don: Pointless

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    EVERYONE HAS THEIR FIRSTS:

    FIRST REAL BEST FRIEND: Marianne

    FIRST SCHOOL: Ravensmead

    FIRST CELL PHONE: Motorola

    FIRST FUNERAL: Never Been To One

    FIRST PET: Kizzy

    FIRST BIG TRIP: Chasewater

    FIRST FIGHT: Kayleigh In Yr 9

    FIRST CELEBRITY CRUSH: Peter Andre

    FIRST TIME OUT OF THE COUNTRY?: Majorca When I Was 12

    FIRST JOB: Trainee Hairdresser When I Was 14

    FIRST BEBO FRIEND: Cant Remember

    EVERYONE HAS THEIR LASTS

    LAST PERSON I HUGGED: Jenni

    LAST CAR RIDE: Haylea

    LAST TIME I CRIED?: Today

    LAST MOVIE I WATCHED: American Pie : The Wedding

    LAST FOOD I ATE: Toast

    LAST ITEM BOUGHT: Sexii Shoes

    LAST SHIRT WORN: Black&Silver Hoody

    LAST PHONE CALL: Mum

    LAST TEXT MESSAGE: Haylea

    LAST THING I TOUCHED: Blanket

    LAST FUNERAL: Never Been One

    LAST TIME AT THE MALL: Weeeks Ago

    LAST TIME I WERE EXCITED FOR SOMETHING: Today - Thinkin About Going Germany For Bonfire Week

    LAST PERSON I SAW: Mama&Gdad

    LAST THING I DRANK: Cuppa Tea

    LAST PERSON THAT BROKE MY HEART: No-One

    LAST TIME I WERE REALLY HONESTLY HAPPY?: When Some1 Special Was Home

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    • Peter Teague
      luv Peter Teague

      mariie have not been on ere for a while ha ha . you called me mr lover lover ha ha . xxxxxx

      2/15/10
    • Stephanie.

      helloooo. ' Happiest When being with my absolutely amazingly wonderful sister!' thats what it should saaaaay. ;) miss youuu, tons. :( i love you. xxxxxxxxxxxx

      11/8/09
    • luv Stephanie.

      Uh.. Yeah.. Lol. xxx

      9/20/09 via Mobile
    • luv Stephanie.

      helllooo (: hm, not reeeaaallllyyy. ;) :L aha, school's greaat. :D xxx

      9/1/09
    • Stephanie.

      Um, not really no. :L Just the uniform. :) xxx

      8/17/09
    • luv Stephanie.

      awesomee. (: i can't wait to come back down. thats if we do. it's looking good though, mum said she wouldn't mind coming down so... (Y) xxx

      8/17/09
    • luv Stephanie.

      yeah i have. :) yeaaah, got everything on saturday.. xxx

      8/17/09
    • luv Stephanie.

      Not us. Cos I finished at the beginning of July so.. I go back earlier too. :/ xxx

      8/15/09
    • Stephanie.

      Tuesday. :/ aw, lol. :P xx

      8/14/09 via Mobile
    • luv Stephanie.

      Hm, not really no. Went shopping yesterday for school stuff.. You? Yeaaaaah (H) misss youuuu. xxx

      8/14/09
    • Peter Teague
      luv Peter Teague

      see now i saw the resembalence in that tree for it too look like a hotrod lol and it did. . bit straight crazzy really xx

      8/13/09
    • luv Stephanie.

      Miss you too. :/ xxx

      8/12/09
    • Peter Teague
      luv Peter Teague

      some love 4 you too lady . xxx

      8/9/09
    • Peter Teague
      Peter Teague

      you love it though ha ha . erm yehhhhhhh :)

      8/7/09
    • Peter Teague
      luv Peter Teague

      ha ha i like that words . xx

      8/7/09
    • Stephanie.

      iiii loooovveeee yoouuuu. can't wait to see you. :) xxxx

      7/21/09
    • Peter Teague
      luv Peter Teague

      it means suck my chinken wings that i just got from kfc? lmao. lol unlucky u at work im at home ha ha in fact im just runnin a bath rite now as im dirty as fook lol. have a good nite at work. xx

      5/22/09
    • Peter Teague
      luv Peter Teague

      lol was a good catch up indeed. i got up ok u know like poof im awake. and ur profile pic is the 1 i was tellin u about. zucky zucky out lol. xx

      5/22/09