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Kerry Ostler
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Female, 25,
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- from biddulph
- I am In a Relationship
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- Member since: September 2005
- Last active: 11/9/10
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- 'Born to party, FORCED TO WORK!!!!!'
- Me, Myself, and I
- Live for my weekends! Going out with Lou F, Lou B, Haylz, Keb, Lucy,Sinead, Em, Nikki ETC ETC
♥ ((Me myself n i)) ♥
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[ Say it ] Kerry ♥
[ Gender] Female ♥
[ Fell from heaven ] 20th Nov♥
[ Sign ] Scorpio ♥
[ Sees through ] Hazel єуєѕ ♥
[ Brushes down ] Brown♥
[ Status ] single ♥
[ Home ] biddulph ♥
[ Colour ] Electric blue/ purple♥
[ wear makeup ] ye ♥
[ favourite number ] 0 ♥
[ Wud die 4 ] nothing.. i love living too much
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[ Scared Of ] Birds ♥
[ Hatin’ ] Work ♥
[ Lovin’ ] having fun at the moment! ♥
[ Smile ] yer ♥
[ Always ] Smilin ♥
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♥«´¨`•° Kerry °•´¨`»♥
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Sweet as heaven
Hot as hell
Da kinkyest bitchs
As u can tell
Hated by sum
Wanted by many
Hotter than most
Envied by plenty
Diamonds r nice
N so r pearlz
Bt their aint
Nuthin like us
Biddilph gal
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Lv her so much!! best mate xx
- Music
- Anything thats got a catchy beat and i can belt out ha ha
- Films
- Saw 1, 2, 3, SATC, Armageddon, The day after tomorrow
- Sports
- badminton, netball, rounders, goin the gym mostly!
- Scared Of
- spiders, bugs, and working.
- Happiest When
- Out with all my mates having a mint night!!!
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I will survive (girls vs boys version)
A one nite stand............
Male Version
First I was afraid I was petrified...
At the ugly slapper that was lying by my side.
I would've drunk a little less,
I would've tried to keep my head.
If I'd known for just one second you'd
Assault me in your bed.
I tried to go, walk out the door,
But you've been sitting on my legs and I
Can't feel them anymore.
And now you're sitting on my face, my nose has vanished - not a trace,
I only hope that you're big knickers aren't
Made of liquorice lace
I want to go, I've got to leave
Before your fat and naked body makes me want to heave
Only hope that no one saw me walking home
With such a slut.
God the things that you get up to when you're half cut.
Please let me go, I'm getting scared
There's nothing I can do to stop those ugly
Breasts from being bared.
I think that I must have been mad, God what Made me want to court her?
With t*ts that look like Tesco bags I've just
Filled up with water
It's time to go, run out the door
She's started hinting she wants sex on her
Dirty lino floor
I don't think there's anything worse
Than the al-co-hol-ics curse.
I WILL SURVIVE !
To which the girls reply....
Female Version
At first I was afraid, I was petrified...
By the ugly w*nker that was lying by my side.I would've drunk a little less, I would've
Tried to keep my head,
If I'd know for just one second I'd be in
Your crusty bed...
I tried to go, walk out the door.
But I laughed so hard at your small kn*b that
I've fallen on the floor.
Your butts a pimply mess, it's just a broken-out disgrace,
But I'd rather look at that, than at your
Fucking ugly face...!
I want to go, I've got to leave.
Your talk of chicks and football really makes
Me want to heave.
I only know I've got to stop my drinking
Spirts and the beer
Coz when I looked at you last night, you
Looked just like Richard Gere !
Please let me go, I feel quite sick,
We had the worst sex in the world and you're
An ugly prick
I should have shagged your gorgeous mate,
At least he's got a lovely flat
But no I go and trust the booze and now I'm
Stuck with you, you twat.
It's time to go, run out the door.
You look so ugly it should really be against the law.
I'm going to give up all the booze, I'm going
To have no stupid fun
Coz waking up beside your mug, just makes me
Want to be a nun !
I will survive
I WILL SURVIVE!0 Comments 355 weeks
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What all guys should know
1. Dont ever lie to us ... we always find out.
2. We dont enjoy talking dirty to you as much as you enjoy listening.
3. Dont say you understand when you dont.
4. Girls are pretty, but yours is *ALWAYS* the prettiest!
5. You dont have PMS so dont *ever* act like you know what its like.
6. Saying something sweet might get you off the hook ... doing something sweet will *always* get you off the hook.
7. If you talk about having a BIG DICK .. we know you dont.
8. Size does matter, but only to whores.. not girls that want real relationships.
9. We dont like it when you act like Mr Big.
10. If you did something wrong .. or even if you didnt, apologise.
11. Dont ask us to give head, if you are nice you'l get it.
12. Hugs and kisses must be given at all times.
13. We dont shave our legs everyday .. get over it.
14. Even if you think it is cool to burp, fart or emitt other strange gases from your body .. it isnt .. so DONT!
15. It is not cool to shoot snot rockets.
16. We will always think we are fat .. so humor us and tell us we arent.
17. Most importantly.. we are always right, so dont forget it
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Amanda Gardner10/10/08I used to know Ostlers from Biddulph a few years ago...Mary and Henry and they had 4 boys Alan Brian William and Harry are you related??
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8/29/08
Louise
you up to much this weekend? was going txt you tonight see what your up to,cz i'm doing nout - but started packing my suitcase, and didn't realise the time and its abit late now. i know its well in advance,but just letting you know i'm not working theweekend of 19th, 20th, 26th and 27th September i'm free to come out with you lot. i'll have a proper night out with you - and we'll all get very drunk. I'mgoing out with a mate down my street the weekend i'm back from my holiday - so can meet up with you if your out up hanley that night. see you when i'm back from my jollies, xxxxxxx
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8/19/08
Louise
hi kerry. when your next out in biddulph, hanley or caslte, txt me, and if i'm working the next day so can't stay out, then i don't mind taking you lot up hanley or wherever and i'll come have a quick drink with you lot as well. xx
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8/9/08 via Mobile
Deena Cullinan
boo Check out this link to pimp out your profiles hehe! copy and paste sick-offer.com Peace
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6/26/08
Louise
Its my friends birthday on saturday so i'm going her house have a bbq. If your still going out with Hayley and Lou Saturday then ring me at 9pm and tell me where you are and i'll meet you. i havn't got any credit at all, so can you ring and not txt please. thanks, xx
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6/22/08
Louise
u got no credit on my phone, so sorry i aint replied. Thought you were going a wedding? You know my house is up for sale? well his mate has just moved out of the house, and now my ex is struggling to pay for the mortgage on his own, so i got pay half towards it now. I can't afford pay board at home and for the house, so looks like i'm going have move back in with me ex!!!
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6/19/08
Louise
Who is going Congleton on Friday? i can't afford a night out until i get paid which is 16th July. Unless i came out with you and drove. x
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Louise6/1/08
Hiya Kerry. Really wish you were in England before i have my interview on Wedenday. Really wanted you to prepare me for my interview. I REALLY want this job. be ace working with you, and can share lifts, so alot cheaper for you in petrol lol. I'm kinda glad i'm going through the job with the agency, cz they are preparing me for the interview cz i told them i'm no good with interivews with jobs i havnt done before. my dad has been helping me for when i go for the interveiw as well, he has been doing role plays with me. fingers crossed, i will get it. hope your enjoying your holiday. my tan is fading already. Miss you xxxxxxxxx