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Hello you!!! I can't believe you have bebo and you never told me! Tres offended here! :-p Nah, I miss you like crazy so can't be offended, plus its my turn to email, so... But you better accept me! Take care and have a good week! Love always xxxx

hi dude, wot are you doing not this friday but next friday? x

yeh sure thats fine! so wot sound system thing are you using? do you have a good one? i havnt started working there yet, i start on sat! i have a feeling its gonna be really boring tho! have fun at wicked tonight!!! x x x

wot you wearing on thurs? are you wearing the material? i think im going as a panther or a cave women but i dont know! i dont have any jungle animal clothes! x x x

yer fi i will be there... am out on monday anyway... normally go to rsvp but will come to spoons instead to see u lot.... my number is 07876 417038 give me a call on monday or something or txt me ur number so i can call u!!! i will bring along pikey as well love u see u then xxxxxxxxxxxx

hey monkey! was really nice seeing u the ohter night thanx 4 the bruse btw no jokes found it the morning after u vicious child lol love alway xxxxxxxxxx

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! im gonna call u some time cos im thinking of having a girly night at my house with the newquay people and chicken korma!! chowz xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Ok lets clear some things up a) It's a joke b) People may be aroused, creating happiness c) Public display of my body may help others who are less confident to show themselves; like fat people. d) there is no D because the first three were so good. Rob x