You have a cousin called Jim.

You say "sick" every thirty seconds

There are no such things as a girl - there's only "chicks"

You wear or at least own a gold chunky bracelet.

Garlic is considered a main meal.

u go 2 meat your girlfriends parents and instead of taking flowers u bring
souvlakia.

Olive oil is like a drug - you can't survive without it.

Fish is consumed for breakfast lunch and dinner.

You spent your entire childhood thinking what u ate for lunch was pronounced "sanGwitch".

Every sunday afternoon was spent visiting your yaya and extended family.

You've experienced the phenomena of 150 people fitting into 50square feet of yard during a family get together.

You have pasta and souvlakia atleast 4 times a week and every sunday.

You were as tall as your yaya by the age of 11.

You eat every meal with a chunk of bread in your left hand.

You first drank wine at the age of 3.

You consider yelling wispering.

You don't know half your relatives.

You have a wedding at least twice a year.

An uncle's wife's third cousin relates you to a friend.

You or at least most of your uncles own a spit.

You wear sunglasses at night and consider it normal.

There is no five o'clock shadow - it's a five o'clock beard.

You consider soccer the eighth wonder of the world.

Your cheeks receive their weekly work out every time you visit an aunt.

You have a shrine dedicated to Diego Maradona

Your last name ends with: s, opoulos, os, as, oti, o, ou, i or is

Your last name consists of the entire alphabet.

You have a relation called Maria, Andriana, Mario, Michael, Con, George or Bill.

You tell your parents you're seeing someone and they start sending out wedding invitations.

You're home an hour late and you're already listed as a missing person.

you have a for story house and its considered nothing

You're Dad has those old Greek tapes in the car, and plays them on family drives. Especially in the vicinity of attractive members of the opposite sex.

You break a leg, and your grandmother thinks your life is over.

You tell your parents you're having a party. They buy out the whole supermarket.

You think having a concrete backyard is nice

It doesn't matter if people can't hear what you're talking about - you talk so much with your hands that people know what you're on about anyway.

You go to a wedding, and take a fancy to one of the guests. Later you discover that the guest is somehow related to you.

You go to a wedding, and are introduced to cousins that you never knew existed.

As far as you're concerned, there's only one sporting goods company - Adidas

You tell your mother you're not hungry and she thinks you have an eating disorder.

You can distinguish between kefalotiri and kefalograviera

You're an adult and are forced to be with your family at 12 midnight on New Year's eve

your father thinks that greeks invented the world which is true

Upon meeting another Greek, one of your first questions is, "What church do you go to?"

Your grandmother / mother / aunt has a miracle cure for everything.

If you're a girl, your mother still tries to put those pony tail holders with the BIG plastic balls on the end on your hair.

If you're a guy, your mother still tries to make you wear that super frilly dress shirt with that huge bow tie, because it looked so cute when you were

You can name any or all of the gods on Mount Olympus

Your mother or father still feels the need to tell you, "katse kala" in public

You have ever been hit with a pandofla

You can dance kalamatiano, tsiamiko, zeimbekiko without music

You go to church picnics pretending you're there for reasons other than to check up / gossip about other Greeks

You or a family member has been photographed with a donkey

You are familiar with the phrase, "Sto leo yia to kalo sou"

You have one or more of those porcelain figurines in your house

You have e

* Because we are European Champions in football
* Because we buy whole lambs and not in pieces
* Because nights in Greece finish in the morning
* Because we take our coffee slowly, while smoking and not in "shots"
* Because flirting is our national hobby
* Because sex is our national sport
* Because we go out almost every night even if we are penniless.
* Because we never visit others empty handed
* Because in Greece family is still something valuable.
* Because we always make it, albeit in the last moment
* Because for the sake of a woman we made war for 10 years (Trojan war)
* Because we are everywhere around the planet.
* Because we love and hate with passion
* Because whenever foreigners cannot find a word, they use one of ours
* Because we spend our bad and low times with our friends and family not with shrinks
* Because Socrates, Pluto and Aristotle were Greek
* Because we invented theatre
* Because we gave birth to Democracy
* Because we discovered logic
* Because we jump started science
* Because we are proud of our culture, not of our wars
* Because when others were discovering meat, we already had cholesterol
* Because when we were building the Parthenon, the others were still sleeping on trees
* Because we can give anything up just to make love
* Because hundreds of women travel to Greece every summer just to get laid.
* Because we have a distinction between Eros (falling in love) & Agapi (innocent love), while we feel both passionately
* Because Eros was a Greek God
* Because when others used to be clothed with wolf skin we were weaving see-
through linen
* Because "Greeks do not fight as heroes, heroes fight like Greeks" (Winston Churchill, 1941)
* Because we don't use ketchup with our food - it tastes good anyway
* Because we gave our ancient alphabet to the Romans and our Medieval alphabet to the Slaves
* Because we get angry quickly but we forget all about it even quicker
* Because we are not ashamed to cry
* Because we dance when we are sad
* Because we work to live and we do not live to work
* Because 97 of the stars' names are Greek
* Because although we know danger well, we dare
* Because when you shout "brother" in the streets everyone turns around
* Because we speak loudly and laugh even louder
* Because we do not know what anxiety is
* Because we walk in the streets at 2:00 in the morning and there are
traffic jams
* Because we are direct.
* Because we always have a solution to problems, even if usually ends up illegal
* Because we have tendencies to extremity
* Because we confront every difficulty with humour
* Because the Olympic games were born here
* Because with our (Olympic) light, we unite the world and pass the message
of peace
* Because our sky is blue, not gray
* Because we have the cleanest seas on the planet
* Because the Oxford dictionary is made up with Greek words
* Because we are a poor country with very rich citizens
* Because we know what "Kefi" (propensity to fun) means
* Because we like to spend money and eat fish while they are still fresh
* Because our "model for life" has many curves
* Because we wear sandals without socks
* Because we get paid on Friday and we end up owing money by Monday morning
* Because we gave the oath "freedom or death"
* Because we have a small, poor country full of people with big hearts.

1. give me ur number?
2. love me?
3. let me kiss u?
4. watch a movie with me?
5. have dinner with me?
6. drive me somewhere?
7. take a shower with me?
8. be my gf/bf?
9. love me?
10. take me home for da nite?
11. let me sleep in ur bed?
12. make love to me?
13. put dis on your blog 2 let me answer ur questions?
14. do u like my style?
15. do u think im funny?
16. do u care about me?
17. would u dance wit me?
18. describe me in one word;