Tequila shots
Jelly shooters
Mind erasers
Cement mixers
Dr. Pepper bombs
Mudslides
Kamikazes
Yay-geritaz
Lemon Drops
B-52s
Fuzzy navals
Gorilla farts
Scorpion bowls
Singapore slings
Prerie fires
Bloody maries
Slippery nipples

ahhhh what a way to end year 11 with a day fully loaded with superbad mishaps =.= uber fun aye... I THINK NOT U MIGRANT!!

lol ok so it started the night before with my sore throat. Trying to study for my final exam I drank 2 energy drinks to keep my head in the game. unfortunatelly my head was somewhere else...probably thinking of boobs or games...one of those.

well i decided that i'd do 2 sleep until 4 and wake up with a fresh mind so i could study more efficiently. BIG! MISTAKE! FRICK!

Instead of sleeping my energy drinks were still in high gear so i spent my time in bed rolling around and on top of that i had a sore throat so i decided to put my blanket over my head to reduce oxygen (not cut the supply!) for breathing, therefore, making me light headed and putting me 2 sleep. Oh sure i went to sleep and the heat from my breath that collected in the blanket made my sore throat go away....this was probaby the only thing that went my way 2day. due to the heat and lack of O2 i got a feaver. FRICK!

and i woke up @ 7 so i only had an hour of study time=.=

do here's me, 7 in the morning studying my ass off (procrastinating) getting snot all over my study notes.

after that i ate breakfast and got in2 the shower. Here's what happened- I was washing my face with facial soap (thoroughly) then whilst cleansing, i noticed a different texture in the soap.... a ...mucusie texture...soft to the touch. remembering that i had a snotty nose i opened my eyes out of fear that i was smearing my ..nose extract on my face THEN THE SOAP WENT IN MY EYES...STINGING PAIN!!!! ooouuuuuch. this caused me to drop the soap and trip on it (what are the chances)...paralyzing me. at least i was clean....under the face that is.

arriving @ my schools front door steps, battered and bruised with mucus remains behind the ear, i ran to the examination hall just making it in time for the beginning.

i was brain dead for the first 1 and a half hours with a major head ache from lack of sleep. i eventually completed the exam with 15 minutes to spare. dropping my pen on the desk, i stretched my legs in front of my desk, BIG MISTAKE!!!, i got a leg cramp...left leg 2 be exact. trying my best to abide to exam conditions in fear of getting kicked out of the hall and recieving a zero. so i squirmed in my seat...amost sweating trying to sit out the leg cramp even though YOU NEED TO MOVE AROUND TO GET RID OF A CRAMP so the pain multiplied and continued for 1 minute seems short but it was....like time slowed down for me so it could have more entertainment watching me in pain. well it eventually went away and such a happy feeling. I walked out of the exam hall limping.

To celebrate the completion of exam block half of the biology class went 2 Micky D's. that was good but the walk home (an hour long) with a sore body.

overall, either than all the unfortunate events my day was sweeeeeet.

P.S. if u've read all this i owe u one for taking some time out of ur day for reading such caniving canundrum

dont worry that persons just dead no big deal