why do penguins kick so much ass?

...always look on the bright side of life!

Always look on the bright side of life...
If life seems jolly rotten,
There's something you've forgotten!
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing,

When you're feeling in the dumps,
Don't be silly chumps,
Just purse your lips and whistle -- that's the thing!
And... always look on the bright side of life...

(other start to join in)
Always look on the bright side of life...

For life is quite absurd,
And death's the final word.
You must always face the curtain with a bow!
Forget about your sin -- give the audience a grin,
Enjoy it -- it's the last chance anyhow!

So always look on the bright side of death!
Just before you draw your terminal breath.
Life's a piece of shit,
When you look at it.

Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true,
You'll see it's all a show,
Keep 'em laughing as you go.
Just remember that the last laugh is on you!

And always look on the bright side of life...

Whenever I have free time from work and internet I go walking around town looking for strange and intresting things, this is what I found:

Let's start out with something redundant:

The blind man with the rubics cube. He would turn the cube the once then ask someone if he got it right, he did it for hours until he got it right (which I thought was amazing), then I give him a sprite and went off. Oh, if you didn't know I give everyone I meet a sprite.

Probably the most fun things today was the makeshift durbey race when people had to make their vehicle out of stuff they find on the street. I joined in for a fee of $6 and used a pink big wheel which turned over half way down to the finish line. So I ended it by giving the winner a sprite and, since I was getting use to using it, drove away in the pink big wheel.

After riding on my big wheel for half a mile or so I was noticed and invited to do stunts that looks like it was ripped off the show, Jackass. I agreed and ended up riding atop a porto-john like a surfboard while another guy was riding inside it. I did alot of other things that I would not like to mention with them so I'll skip the rest.

I ditched the pick big wheel with the jackass guys and went home.

That was my day.