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  1. Spell your last name backwards
  Ekrub or As Pronounced Ekkk-Rubb
  
  2. Story behind your first name:
  It's A Long One
  
  3. When’s your birthday?
  2nd Feb
  
  4. Where do you live?
  Drumcondra
  
  DESCRIBE YOUR:
  
  5. Wallet:
  Bus Tickets , Garda , Bitta Change , Laser & Some Notes
  
  6. Eyes:
  Bluey Brown
  
  7. Toothbrush:
  Savage
  
  8. Jewellery worn daily:
  Just My Prince Albert
  
  9. Cell Phone:
  Well Iv 2 My ATB Meteor , Hnady Piece Of Shit & My O2 Nokia - Great Cam
  
  10. Pillow cover right now:
  Navy
  
  11. Car:
  N/A
  
  12. Bedroom:
  In Bits
  
  13. Sunglasses?
  Whopper 60's Shades
  
  15. Cologne/Perfume:
  Lacoste Grey
  
  16. CD in stereo right now
  Nas - Hip Hop Is Dead
  
  17. Piercing:
  Me Lad , And Pelvis
  
  18. What you are wearing now?
  Birra Ecko
  
  19. Wishing:
  An Entertaining Career
  
  20. Wanting:
  An Entertaining Career
  
  21. What are you doing After this?
  Well Im Just Back From Seeing 300 , So I Might Have Some Food & Liquor
  
  22. If you could get away with it and murder anyone who would it be?
  50 Cent
  
  23. Person you wish you could see right now:
  Angelina Jolie Or Eva Mendes But Only Naked
  
  24. Some of your favourite movies:
  Fuck Sake Ok Ill Limit Myself To Three : Pulp Fiction , Pan's Labyrinth & La Haine
  
  25. Somethings you're looking forward to in the coming week:
  New Lost
  
  26. Something you just ate:
  Popcorn
  
  27. Something you are deathly afraid of
  Disease
  
  28. Do you like candles:
  Oh Yeah All Over My Body , Do I Look Like A Queen?
  
  30. Do you like the taste of blood?
  ??
  
  32. Do you believe in love at first sight?
  In Terms Of Cinema Yes
  
  34. Do you believe in Heaven:
  Not The One You Fools Believe In
  
  35. Do you believe in God:
  Hail Zeus
  
  39. Can you eat with chopsticks:
  Yes , Quite Well Actually
  
  40. What's your favorite coin:
  €2 It's The Key To My Jacket In Cloakrooms
  
  41. What are some of your favorite candies:
  Haribo , Curly Wurly & Wonka Exploders
  
  42. What's something you wish you could understand better:
  Life
  
  43. Are you shy around your crush:
  Shes A Movie Star
  
  44. Would you sacrifice your favorite possession for your best friend:
  Definately...
  
  NOTTTTTTTTTTTT

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• Monday Nite Redz

  
  Male comebacks to female comebacks to male chat up lines
  
  
  
  >Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
  >Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
  >Man: Really? I heard it was because everyone there calls you a fat slut.
  
  >
  
  >Man: Is this seat empty?
  >Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
  >Man: There's no need to get on your knees and suck on my c&^% just yet
  
  >
  
  >Man: Your place or mine?
  >Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
  >Man: That's cool, cause after I'm done shagging you in the back of my
  >car, I don't give a shit where you go.
  
  >
  
  >Man: So, what do you do for a living?
  >Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
  >Man: That explains the moustache then!
  
  >
  
  >(CLASSIC!!!!)
  >Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
  >Woman: Unfertilized.
  >Man: No problem, I'll just shoot my load up your arse.
  
  >
  
  >Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
  >Woman: But would you stay there?
  >Man: Probably, cause you seem like the kind of chick that is
  >impossible to shake off once you've been shagged.
  
  >
  
  >Man: Would you like to dance?
  >Woman: I'd rather eat glass.
  >Man: I think you mis-heard me. I said you look fat in those pants.
  
  >
  
  >Man: Where have you been all my life?
  >Woman: Fortunately, somewhere else.
  >Man: Just as well cos I've been shagging your mum while your dad watches.
  
  >
  
  >Man: You're pretty
  >Woman: Piss off.
  >Man: Don't interrupt, You're pretty... ugly, you fat bitch
  

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• Podge and Rodge Quotes !!!!

  
  Podge & Rodge Quotes
  
  1. I'm as sick as a small hospital
  
  2. I'm so hungry I'd eat a small child
  
  3. She had a face on her like a well slapped arse
  
  4. Your' re as welcome as a fart in a spacesuit
  
  5. My mouth's as dry as a nun' s crack
  
  6. He has rubber-lined pockets so he can steal soup
  
  7. He thinks manual labour is a Spanish musician
  
  8. As funny as a burning orphanage
  
  9. He's so camp, he shites tent pegs
  
  10. I'm as sick as a plane to Lourdes
  
  11. I feel like a boiled sh1te (hung-over)
  
  12. (when leaving) I'm off like a debs dress
  
  13. She had a face on her that would drive rats from a barn
  
  14. As busy as the Dalkey dole office
  
  15. Sweatin' like a paedophile in a Barney suit
  
  16. As tight as a nun's knickers
  
  17. I'm so horny I'd get up on the crack of dawn
  
  18. I'd crawl a million miles across broken glass to kiss the exhaust of
  the van that took her dirty knickers to the laundry.
  
  19. Up and down like a whore's knickers
  
  20. No show pony but would do for a ride around the house
  
  21. Did your mother find out who your father is yet?
  
  22. What would ye expect from a pig but a grunt
  
  23. I left her with a face like a painter' s radio
  
  24. A Mickey the size of a double-value can of Right Guard!!
  
  25. Jaysus, she could breastfeed a crèche
  
  26. As fit as a butcher's dog
  
  27. She's got more chins than a Chinese phone book
  
  28. Not even the tide would take her out
  
  29. Mother Teresa wouldn't kiss her
  
  30. Daz wouldn't shift her
  
  31. Des Kelly wouldn't lay her
  
  32. A sniper wouldn't take her out
  
  33. Jaysus, ya wouldn't ride her into battle
  
  34. If I'd a bag of bruised willies I wouldn't give her one
  
  35. She has a face on her like a bulldog that's just licked piss off a nettle
  
  36. She wouldn't get a kick in a stampede
  
  37. She had a fanny like a badly packed kebab
  
  38. If I'd a garden full of Mickey' s I wouldn't let her look over the wall
  
  39. If it aint on the wrister-scale, it aint worth a wank.
  

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