WOMEN think blokes called Dave are the best-endowed, a poll reveals.

But the name Ray conjures up the most disappointing visions in the trouser department.

Girls were asked to list the monikers which sounded most — and least — likely to belong to a well-packaged man.

John Sewell, boss of onepoll.com which questioned 1,000 British women for the survey, said: “It is interesting to see women’s pre-conceptions revealed.”

BIG NAMES: 1 Dave; 2 Paul; 3 Steve; 4 James; 5 Mark; 6 Robert; 7 Chris; 8 Andy; 9 Richard; 10 Dan.

SMALL NAMES: 1 Ray; 2 Brian; 3 Nigel; 4 Frank; 5 Keith; 6 Jeremy; 7 Josh; 8 Barry; 9 Dennis; 10 Nick.

Can you do it


1. Would you rather me or you was in control?
2. Would you whisper freaky shit in my ear?
3. Would you talk dirty to me?
4. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue?
5. Would you go down on me?
6. Would you let me give you a love bite?
7. How many rounds would we go?
8. What would you wanna do afterwards?
9. Would you take off all ur clothes for me?
10. Would you lick and bite me?
11. Would you like 4play or get straight to the point?
12. Would you take ur time if I told you to?
13. Would you fall asleep when we were done?
14. Would you want to go fast or slow?
15. Where would you wanna "do it" at?
16. Would you be loud or quiet?
17.Are you gonna re-post these so I can answer them for you?

A man boarded an aircraft at Heathrow and took his seat. As he
settled in, he noticed a very beautiful woman boarding the plane. He
realised she was heading straight towards his seat and bingo! She took
the seat right beside him.
Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurted out, "Business
trip or vacation?" She turned, smiled enchantingly and said "Business".
I'm going to the annual nymphomaniac convention in the United States ".
He swallowed hard ... here was the most gorgeous woman he had
ever seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting for
nymphomaniacs!
Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What'syour
business role at this convention?"
"Lecturer," she responded. "I use my experience to debunk someof the
popular myths about sexuality."

"Really", he smiled, "what myths are those?"
"Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that African
American
men are the most well endowed when, in fact, it's the Native American
Indian who is most likely to possess that trait.
Another popular myth is that French men are the best lovers,
when actually it is the men of Irish descent are the best.
Suddenly the woman became uncomfortable and quiet. "I'm sorry,"
she said, "I really shouldn't be discussing this with you, I don't even
know your name."
"Tonto," the man said... "Tonto Murphy"