1. Whats your name?
2. Are we close?
3. What do you think of me?
4. Do you hav a crush on me?
5. Would u kiss me?
6. Would u fuck me?
7. Describe me in 3 words?
8. If u Had Me for 30 Mins wat would you do?
9. What was ur first impression of me?
10. Do u still think the same?
11. What reminds u of me?
12. If you could give me anything what would it be?
13. How well do u know me?
14. What do u like best about me?
15. Ever wanted 2 tell me something u could'nt?
16. Could you ever love me?
17. Give me a nickname and explain why?
18. Are you gona put this on ur blog and see wat i say bout u?
19. Anything to say before you go?

nigeria vs jamaica
There actually is a good moral to this story, even though it is jokes gettin there, lol read it!! Black will b Black init...

One day, there were two men in a pub. One was Nigerian and one was Jamaican. They both spoke to the bar tender at the same time to ask for a drink. The bar tender said

"sorry I can only do one at a time" and the Nigerian said

"Serve me first not no Jamaican"

The Jamaican man said

"Serve me first not no dam Nigerian".

The arguments start:
Nigerian: because your America’s little lap dogs that’s why your so ignorant.

Jamaican: no it’s because your England’s little lap dogs why your so up tight.

Nigerian: well your country is agriculturally poor!

Jamaican: well your country is financially poor!

Nigerian: if that’s true why do we have a bigger country that you and not all cramped together in some small reject island?

Jamaican: well God did say give to the needy and those less fortunate than yourselves.

Nigerian: well you get your money by selling weed on the streets! Who’s needy now, selling a joint to earn a buck?

Jamaican: well at least we sell it honestly, you Nigerians have to commit fraud to get your cash. Conning old ladies into giving you their dentures so you can sell.

Nigerian: well I’m so sorry that we lack your Intelligence in drug dealing skills.

Jamaican: well I’m very sorry your country lacks water!

Nigerian: that’s all good but when was the last time Jamaica beat Nigeria in football? I better find my calendar that shows the dates in B.C.!!!!

Jamaican: That’s only
true because unlike you we play with footballs not pebbles, stones, rocks and boulders bare footed

Nigerian: if we can’t afford clothing why are our 'posh' dressing clothes better than yours?

Jamaican: (silent)

Nigerian: what no answer!!!!

Jamaican: no!! It’s just that, if you like to see men wearing dresses that’s fine. But not near me.

Nigerian: Well at least we brush our hair and make intrinsic styles instead of u guys who are too high on ganja to take care of your appearance, so leave your hair to look like you got fermenting sausages hanging off your heads!!!!

Jamaican: Well at least we can afford BRAS!! Your women’s tits are so saggy that they’ve got to sling each breast over their shoulders!!

Nigerian: Oh please. By the way, we have rare species in our country making us very important economically!!

Jamaican: yeah I
agree, good-looking Nigerians are rare, if there are any I mean!

Nigerian: There are a lot of good looking Nigerians and our culture on a whole is much better than yours because we don’t go round wit guns in our socks, knives in our bra's, pepper sprays in our boxers just to take a stroll down the road.

Jamaican: what are you talking about!!! Our culture is much better, we have world famous artists that come from Jamaica, who can sing and dance unlike you Nigerians who sing madness and dance by jumping around a fire banging your feet on the floor.

Nigerian: at least we have our own languages unlike you Jamaicans who just stole the English language, couldn’t pronounce a word, so decided to camouflage it by adding "yeh man" and "rar tid" at the end of every word.

Jamaican: well at least we have an airport with aeroplanes that fly and dont need push
starts! And fly on petrol not wheat like yours. Also, you have to make a hand glider out of bull skin and climb to the top of mount bobo and hope for strong winds.

Nigerian: well remember you ALL originate from AFRICA so remember your roots!!!

Then the Jamaican man looked at the Nigerian man and said
"Who are the best footballers in the world?"
Nigerian: Brazil! Who are black
Jamaican: who’s the heavy weight champion at boxing
Nigerian: Lennox Lewis, black
Jamaican: who is the best boxer ever!!!
Nigerian: Mohammed
Jamaican: And wot colour was he? BLACK
1 Comment

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