What were you doing an hour ago?
Lying in bed, reading the Divine Comedy

Is there anyone on your mind?
Nope

Has anyone seen you naked in the last 24 hours?
Well, in the dark

Does your best friend have kids?
No

What were you doing the last time Friday night rolled around?
Fuck all

Could you go out in public looking the way you do now?
No, I need clothes first

What color was the last vehicle you were in?
White, with orange and blue stripes on it (a goddamn bus)

Was anybody with you in that vehicle?
Passengers, driver, me

Last time you rode in an elevator?
College, 2 months ago

Do you live in a town with a population greater than 10,000 ?
I dont think so

Do you have blue eyes?
Yu hu

Where did you go the last time you drove for longer than an hour?
college, in the bus, yesterday

Where was the last place you went out to eat?
Subway ;_;

Were you dating anyone in November 2008?
The same person I am dating now, as a matter of fact

What high school did you/do you go to?
Ardrossan Academy

Where was your current profile picture taken?
A-ha, I drew it!

Are you shorter than 5'5"?
No

Where you born in the 1990's?
No, 80's kid

Have you ever hugged a Bradley?
Yes, probably

Have you ever worked with a Daniel?
no

Were you named after anyone?
dunno

Are you an only child?
uno brothero

Is your birthday in April?
Yes, strangely

Are you living in the same place you were living in a year ago?
Yes

What is your hair natually like?
wild and unclouthed

Did you know your #3 ten years ago?
ye-hes?

How old is your #1?
19

Is your #2 male or female?
manchild

Have ever spent the night with your #4?!
in a non sexual way, i think so

How old were you in 2003?
14

Are you wearing anything orange?
no

Is there anything you are looking forward to?
the ravages of age

Do you have any tattoos?
no, but dammit i want an autobot thingy on my arm

Do you regret them?
a transformer, never

How many windows are in the room you are in?
One

Do you feel like anyone is using you?
no

Could you be with someone who smoked?
probably

Is your birthday within the next 6 months?
OH JESUS IT IS

Who was the last person you argued with?
kelly, in a fun way

Who was your last missed call from?
home

Who is your 4th phone contact?
a mr david smith

What did your last text say?
ooft, bit no for the internet

Have you had an x-ray in the past year?
no

Which side of the bed do you sleep on?
middle

What was the last advice someone gave you?
dont die,


pretty good advice, to be honest

Do you think you'll have a Valentine this year?
Probably the girlfriend

Are you going to get hurt anytime soon?
Doubt it, I have skills like a fucking lion

Whats better, amazing eyes or amazing smile?
Eye's. Preferably two of them

Has anyone told you they don't wanna ever lose you?
Yuhu

Are you currently sad?
No, but i am tired

What are you currently listening to?
The Vandals

Do you wish someone would turn up at your front door right now?
No, it's 3:30am and they you probably be a MURDERER

What were you doing at 12 am last night?
Watching something bad on TV

Are you wearing shorts?
Boxer shorts

How many drugs are in your system?
None, unfortunaley

Do you always answer your texts?
Implying my phone has money

Have you done something recently that you regret?
Not really

Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell anything to?
I have a kelly

Do you know anyone who committed suicide?
Nope

Is it ever too late to apologize?
I consider 3 months to be a tad behind

Does anyone like you?
No, I am hated all round

Have you ever been completely alone with a boy in their bedroom?
In a non-homoerotic way

How do you feel about gay marriage?
Sounds awesome

Do you think you will be in a relationship three months from now?
Yesyesyesyesyes

Why aren't you texting the last person you kissed?
Because I have no money on my phone and she's probably sleeping

Have you ever had sex in a cemetery?
Kinda want to now

What about a car?
No

If you could change your eye color, what would you change it to?
Lazer

Do you like to hold hands?
Yes, but everyone has such tiny leeltle hands

You have to get a piercing, what do you get?
Lip

Plans for tomorrow?
Internet and videogames

Is anything wrong?
It's 3:35am and I'm doing this

Are you one of those people who are always cold?
No, always wamr and snuggly, like a bear

When was the last time you worked at your job?
Sunday

How many more days until your birthday?
94

Do you tend to waste a lot of money?
Consistantly

What did you last drink?
coke

What did you last eat?
Cheese (and I'm not kidding)

Would you rather sleep with someone else or alone?
Kellykellykellykellykellyklellelke
 lylelylely

Are you a jealous person?
No

Do you think age matters in relationships?
Not really

When was the last time you got a haircut?
Almost a year and a half ago

If you could make your lips bigger, would you?
what no

Is there someone you used to talk to every single day that you don't talk to now?
Many, many people

Would you rather have long or short hair?
Long

Where would I have found you last night at 11pm?
In bed, watching Firefly

Do you like to sleep?
Yes

When was the last time you had a real smile on your face?
Today

Something you really want right now?
Cake

How much cash do you have on you?
None what-so-ever

How many people have you kissed whose name started with a J?
None

1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
yes, the girlfriend

2. Is sex best in the morning, afternoon, or night?
night

3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
middle, spread out like a mofo

4. Pork, beef, or chicken???
chigguns

5. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke?
nope

6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
no

7. Shower or bath?
shooooooer

8. Do you pee in the shower?
wat

9. Mexican or Chinese?
chineasy

10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?


11. Do you love someone on your top friends?
kellyellyelly

13. Love or money?
love of money

14. Credit cards or cash?
card

15. Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn't?
no

16. Would you rather go camping or to a 5 star hotel?
hotel

17.Vaginas!?
penis!

18. Would you shave your entire body (including your head)?
yes, for money

19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
no

20. Ever been to a bar?
yuhu

21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
nope

22. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?
not that i can remember

23. Kissed someone of the same sex?
...

24. Thrown up from drinking too much?
who hasnt

25. Had sex in a car?
no

26. Had sex in a movie theater?
no

27. Had sex in the bathroom?
maybe

28. Had sex at work?
no ugh

29. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
no

30. Bought something from an adult store?
no

31. Have you been caught having sex?
no

32. Have you ever kissed a stranger?
no

33. Does anyone have naughty pics of you?
nope!

34. Ever kissed anyone on your friends list?
kelly

35. Is there anyone on your friends list you'd like to kiss?
yes, kelly