sandi to Ray: You are foreign, middle class and i am upper class and ride horses.

s: Whats the name of the palace in Edinburgh?
K: Balmoral?

s: I love they english guys
k: what english guys?
s: the ones in our room 10 seconds ago
K: i thought they were from london!

s: I cant believe hes not gay!

s: Theres a turtle! Not wait its just a rock

sandi(S) where is my key, why does this always happen to me, its so unfair, what am i going to do, i cant find it, oh no my key,its always me lou-em sandi its right here DRAMA QUEEN

louise(L) i want a sponge bob towel, sandi look for one, ask the man, i want one, there are no more, oh no sandi u got the last one can i have it s- eh no

(S) (has a wee look around) "well this place is chavtastic"

(S) karen u changed my score (small pause) lets change louises I GUESS IM GOING TO WIN THEN

(S) (wakes up first thing hungover) im thinking about eggs

(S) im going to kick turtle ladies ass when i see her (when we run into her)
ehm excuse me please miss em our bus never turned up sorry, please, thank u.

(L) brown hair - coke

(S) in the poshest voice-- if it is safe todo sooooo

karen(K) (well i had to have one) with the passports "if u want to put all our eggs in one basket"

(S) sandi watching the footy "come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on,come on
SAY SOMETHING ELSE LOL

(S) you try shuving a pineapple up your ass and shitting it back out again

(S) OMG i dont think this is our seen (as someone gives a guy a blow job in the middle of the dancefloor)

(S) i cant believe u just went out and got tatoos without me- they were only henna lol they didnt even look real

(k & L) REC- NO GLASS UP THE STAIRS us- but we just bought all this booze what will we do with it rec- daaaaaaa plastic bottles (we only felt a little bit stupid

(K & L) tat guy - when u dance u shake u ass o shoulderes

(K) sun tan lotion- see if u put factor 15 over 50 does it become 65

sandi guess ma middle name it begines in a b has 6 letters ends in a n and can be very insulting and also u use it like all the time
(S) emmmmmm.........bastard
bitch
baw bag
bag man
BIN MAN
BINT

EHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO