Ok, I'm just going to whine about school for a lil, but not the "Schools lame and i don't like it because my teachers are gay" kinda whining, this is about school in general.

School is a place of learning, right? What are you learning? Your learning to do things, right? Right.

So, you go to school, every day, from the time your three till your 18, so you can learn to do things and get a nice piece of paper with your name on it that says you officially know how to do things.

Once more, Your trading 15 years of your life, for a piece of paper that says you know how to do things.

Ok, now seriously, Why the Hell would i need a piece of paper that tells me that i can do things, i KNOW i can do things, and do things bloody well at that, and I'm sure the same goes for you.

University gets even stupider because then your wasting more of your life so you can get more pieces of paper saying that you can do specific things, e.g, This is to certify that Cruise Carver officially knows how to do things related to Lighting and Sound.

Then you have a big party celebrating the fact that you now have many pieces of paper that say you know how to do things.

I can do things, You can do things, Yet we do not have pieces of paper saying that we can as of yet, So, does this mean we don't know how to do things? Because i know, and you know, that we can.

Thanks for reading, I may decide to add more on later, but for now,
Keep on doing things, weather you have doing things papers or not.

Nuggets?....
Yeah....
Mmmm...
Bro...
Yeah...
Can you like...
What....
Flip those nuggets for me..
What..
Flip those nuggets...those...big golden..nuggets...
Uhhhh..
Bro..flip those nuggets..nuggets.....
Hahhhahahahahahahahha..ahahahahah
What..whats so funny about...nuggets...
Hahhaha nothing...
Flip those hash nuggets man their burning...
What..hahaha
Man cmon flip those hash nuggets...
No! haha
Alright i'll flip those big golden nuggets myself then..
hahahah
*Cruise tips over a pot in the background*
Jordie: "Bro..lay off the pot..geez"
Crusie:...Huh?....OHHHHH ahahahahahai get it hahah oh good call man...
Meanwhile;
Your not having nuggets bro...
Oh....okay....
...
Bro can i have some nuggets...
Yeah sure man go for it..
Ah sweet!
*The rest is a mystery. To you guys at least.*

1) Don't misspell any words in your band's name. Many bands opt to switch the letter 'I' for the letter 'y'. This is cool if you're into everyone with 1/8 to 1/6 a brain assuming that you are a crappy jock/rap/metal band. For instance, Limp Bizkit, Strait Up, and Korn are all these type of bands. Are any of them good? Check and mate.

2) Avoid using food products in your band's name. Chances are you'll misspell it anyways. Also, chances are you'll pick some crappy food over a tasty one.

3) Don't wear your band's own shirts. No exceptions or excuses accepted. Don't think the "but I'm on tour and we haven't been able to wash our clothes, it's the only thing clean I had to wear" story is gonna fly… wear the dirty shirt, you're a rocker my friend.

4) Everyone should pla reggae.

5) Cowboy hats are for cowboys only. That is why they are called cowboy hats. You aren't Madonna nor are you trend setting. And unless your main transportation is a horse just don't wear a cowboy hat, or you're a total poser cowboy.

6) This one here is a no brainer and it's mainly, but not solely, directed towards the ska bands. DO NOT insert the name of your genre, or something related to your genre into your band's name. You don't see any good bands attempt this.

7) Avoid using the words theory, project, or plan in the title of your band name.

Funk. Do i need to say anything more?

9) Mc Hammer pants aren't cool anymore, don't wear them. Yeah, Fred, we're talking to you.

10) Visors on band members (or anyone for that matter) earn yourself a bitch slap. If you have your visor sideways, upside down, or both your penalty increases to additional groin area pummeling.

11) For shows, props are generally a bad idea. They usually stimulate the audience's what-the-hell sensors. If you do decide to use one, make sure it's small and you don't spend most of your time playing with it. Unless of course you are the Beastie Boys, it's 1986, you're opening for Madonna, and you have a giant two story penis on stage.

12) If your band has a cozy fan base of say, five, skip out on the huge rock star banner. It is key to grasp the idea that people don't operate on the if-they-have-a-banner-they-have-to-be-good mentality.

13) Never ever have all members wear the same shirt. This is a ridiculous concept and should not be explained.

14) If you're playing your hometown, don't say, "What's up (town)". This phrase is reserved for the out of town and/or touring bands. You might make them mad by stealing their pep speech.

15) If you're playing outside of your hometown, don't say, "What's up (town)". This phrase screams shoot me in the face.

16) Preaching is for church, shut up and rock.

17) Cordless guitars are only ok if your first name is Eddie, your last name is Van Halen, and you kick ass at playing a guitar with a power drill. If this is not the case, don't venture there.

1 Playing your guitar up by your neck makes you look like a geek. Period. If you need an example, take a cue from a few of the greats… look at Slash's guitar height, or maybe take a peek at where Duff let the bass rest, or possibly look at just how low Krist Noviselic rode his rock axe.

19) If you play bass make sure you have only 4 strings. If you play guitar make sure you only have 6 or less. If you play drums know that if your set looks like something Tommy Lee would play while hanging upside down, you are a jackass. You don't need 12 cymbals ben.

20) Neon hardware and/or wood stained anything is a no-no Unless your from Rage Against the Machine..

21) White cordless mics were used by Vanilla Ice, don't travel the same road.

22) Unless you are an immortal rock god, spitting or throwing water into the crowd instantaneously eliminates any chance you had at getting laid that night. It may ensure you getting your ass kicked though.

23) Covering new wave songs, oldies, or current Top 40 songs means your band sucks mad horse dong. The