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Neil Donaldson

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  • Male, 24, Luv 2
  • from Gourdon
  • I am In a Relationship
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  • Member since: August 2006
  • Last active: Feb 1
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About Me

The Other Half Of Me
Abbie J

Abbie J

The Wife!!!

Music
Arctic monkeys, babyshambles, B.R.M.C, the Bluetones, The chemical brothers, The cribs, the Enemy, Foals, The Fratellis, Happy Mondays, Ian Brown, Kasabian, Kings of leon, Klaxons, Millburn, New Order, Proclaimers, The stone roses, the strokes, The sunshine underground, the Who, The kinks, The young knives, ripchord, The music, boy kill boy, Ramones, Black grape, beatles, the verve, The jam, paul weller
Films
football factory, green street, back to the future, quadrophenia , The business, trainspoting, Pulp Fiction, blues brothers, snatch , fight club, layer cake, wedding singer.
Sports
United, dundee united, i cant help falling in love with you!!! all i av 2 say

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  • The Penis



    I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
    1. I do physical labor.
    2. I work at great depths.
    3. I plunge head first into everything I do.
    4. I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
    5. I work in a damp environment.
    6. I work in a dark area that has poor ventilation.
    7. I work in high temperatures.
    8. My work exposes me to diseases.

    Dear Penis, After assessing your request, and considering the
    arguments you have raised, the management denies your request for the following reasons:
    1. You do not work 8 hours straight.
    2. You work in short spurts and fall asleep after each brief work period.
    3. You do not always follow the orders of the management team.
    4. You do not stay in your designated area, and are often seen
    visiting other locations.
    5. You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and
    stimulated in order to start working.
    6. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
    7. You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing.
    8. You will retire long before you are 65.
    9. You are unable to work double shifts.
    10. You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed the assigned task.
    11. You have constantly been seen entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.
    Sincerely, The Management
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    PLUS: 5 reasons not to be a penis...
    1. You're bald your whole life.
    2. You have a hole in your head.
    3. Your neighbors are nuts.
    4. The guy behind you is an ass hole and
    5. Every time you get excited, you throw up and then faint

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  • Calum Hunter
    Calum Hunter

    Julie and the mothman

    11/23/09
  • Mark Strachan
    Mark Strachan

    yeh i am going to try like. who u going up with? if i dont get a ticket will probs go up and try and get one outside.

    11/3/09
  • Mark Strachan
    luv Mark Strachan

    i will be son but not got a ticket yet.u still going babe xx

    11/2/09
  • Christopher Rae
    Christopher Rae

    Haha cheers min.. well am gettin hame 2moro, so think a sesh will b in order this weekend.. :D

    11/2/09
  • Mark Strachan
    Mark Strachan

    aye i am back on friday so i am cumn down. every1 has rooms. i am just going 2 go in with ritchie and dale. or else i can get sum1to share a room with. u heading down?

    6/17/09
  • Mark Strachan
    Mark Strachan

    fit like neil? wots happing for T in teh park this year? u sharing a tent with snakey? i am getting a bus down fae stoney coz no rooms in car. i cant b fukd getting a bus down so mite ask my ma 2 drive me down and pick us up.

    6/17/09
  • Roy Donlon
    luv Roy Donlon

    Allright Lad?! Were you at the party at tannadice yest?! Awesome :D Newcastle being relegated topped off a glorious day! Only slight problem was sheepy getting the Euro spot, fuck knows how they finished ahead of you lot

    5/25/09
  • Christopher Rae
    Christopher Rae

    Arite min, how's it goin??? I need a favour, i got an Ipod but need some tunes put on it... Do u think u could help me oot... cheers

    5/24/09
  • Lucy
    Lucy

    hey there u have nae a comment in ages and im snoopin so thought is drop on by lol how u?xx

    3/2/09
  • Amos The Great
    Amos The Great

    happy new year big man! were u in the town at the bels like??

    1/4/09
  • Amos The Great
    Amos The Great

    aye aye, fit lyk haha moved up here bout a 2 months ago mate, aye geez a shout wen ur up next like. was working with sparkz but unemployed the now, braw like :D furry boots u working like???

    12/18/08
  • Christopher Rae
    Christopher Rae

    Ha ha who did u nearly get chinned by??? Nae the first time ross has been thrown oot o there though!!!! Nae 2 bad just lyin bout watchin tv cause there is nothin for me to do yet!! Should get hame early next week.. :D U got anythin sorted for the halloween party yet???

    10/14/08
  • Christopher Rae
    Christopher Rae

    Fuckin hell, wot u doin on here, u get lost?? :L Were u oot at the weekend????

    10/13/08
  • Renee Lyles

    hey2u whats going on babe!? I'm so hot and horny on cam right now, let me show you what i can do for you! hit me up on msn messenger: volleysrxpi@hotmail.com laters

    10/13/08 via Mobile
  • Darren Ross
    Darren Ross

    Aye aye! what you doing saturday? if nothing, me and mr starchan are thinking of heading to the montrose vs berwick game! be braaaaaaaaa you coming?

    8/7/08
  • Frazer Cerretti
    Frazer Cerretti

    haha just changed it! penis

    8/7/08
  • Michael Baxter

    Honker at t in the park we told him the glasses and the hat were cool as fuck just so he would look like a paedo.

    8/4/08