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  • how ta speak n.irish!!!

    Afeard - scared
    Ah - I or me, ie Ah don't feel well
    Aminal -common mispronounciation of Animal
    Amptina? -I most definitely am.
    Ar$ehole -calling someone a rectum
    Aye -meaning "yes"

    B

    Ballix -"b0ll0cks" Thats balleex - Used in context when disagreeing with someone
    Bake -someones face
    Baltic - quite cold
    Banjaxed - drunk
    Bate -beat, I bate her up so ah did
    Bate The Wife - bottle of cider
    Beef -male sexual organ ie "Ah slipped her the beef lawst nite"
    Beezer - Very good, Thats Beezer
    Beg -wafer thin plastic vessel; good for carrying shopping :also oul' beg" when referring to an elderly female
    Blurt -Slang for female genetalia
    Boggin - dirty, unclean
    Boulin' -messing about
    Bout Ye -"Hello"
    Brave - large
    Brew - weekly benefit
    Buggered -broken

    C

    Cameracorder -grannies use of the word "camcorder"
    Cheeser -like Beezer, meaning "very good" or "exellent"
    Chicken -child slang for "afraid"
    Chinks -popular Chinese food Take Aways
    Childer -children
    Cracker -not something you put cheese on, means beezer
    Creamed -tired

    D

    Dander -a walk, ie I'm goin fer a dander
    Dawg -canine, dog
    Digikil -common mis-prounciation of "Digital"
    Drawers -underwear
    Dour -a door
    Duncher -Cap

    E

    Earlee-er -before the present
    Eejit -derived from "Idiot", means "Idiot"
    Eff Aaf - F*ck Off

    F

    FaakAaf - Excuse me my good man, kindly vacate the premises
    Faaler -father
    Fally - follow
    Fillum -a movie or film
    Fingy -someone whose name you can't remember
    Frig -polite word for "F*ck", also used: Flip
    Flour - a floor
    Fut - foot

    G

    Gat -slang, You're a wee gat or get
    Geg -fun, "Ats a geg"
    Get-away-da-f*ck -go away now
    Givuz -give me
    Glass -Half-Pint
    Goes -replaces the word "Said" ie And I goes: What? Are you slabberin'?" And then she goes,Yip."
    Gutties -training shoes

    H

    Happy Days - that's good
    Hardly -meaning "Thats not true" ie Hardly now. Hardly.
    Hectic - See Mad
    Heel -not to be confused with the back of your foot, means end of a loaf
    Heerzme - "And then I said..."
    Hippy - someone who likes Bon Jovi
    Houl On -please wait

    J

    Job -activity usually carried out under the cover of night
    Joken -joking

    K

    Kudn't -couldn't ie Ah kudn't do that...

    L

    Lairdindeyit -please do start eating (or drinking) see also
    "wired-in-till-it"
    Leenantarsapees -Famous Italian landmark
    Lifted - arrested
    Lingo -language

    M

    Mad - See Hectic
    Mershen -Emersion Heater
    Magic -not tricks, but another word meaning great or good
    Majassif - large
    Mawn -a man, male
    Meat Wagon -RUC Landrovers
    Melt -no actual meaning, used as: "I'll knock your melt in"
    Messages - weekly shopping
    Milly -name given to teenage females. See also: Steek
    Moufycunt - rather outspoken person
    Mucker -a friend or mate
    Muller -Mother or "Ma"

    N

    Nek it - drink that drink in one
    Nice One -that was good
    Norman -bullying term for someone with no friends
    Norwegain - Another Gin please
    Now Yer Sucken Deezel -that's a good way of going about that

    O

    Offees -alchohol retailer
    Oi -a yelp for someones attention ie Oi! You! C'mere!"
    Oxters -Armpits

    P

    Pat - container in which food is boiled
    Prally -maybe, its likely
    Passion -heavy rain in Ballymena
    Parfil - strong, powerful in english
    Peeler -a police officer
    Piece-sandwich
    Pot - short for Patrick
    Pssskety -common misprounciation of "Spaghetti"
    Pump - to urinate
    Purdie -countryside slang for Potato

    Q
    Quim -slang for female genetalia

    R

    Ragin' -angry, Ahm bloody ragin' so ah am.
    Ration -you'd be doing this if you were trying to get to somewhere
    in a hurry, in Ballymena
    Rare -not to be confused with "scarce", means crap

    S

    Samitch -mispronunciation of "Sandwhich"
    Scundered - embarrassed
    Sebm -seven [7]
    Shap -shop
    Shar -a shower
    Sicken' Ye - would annoy you
    Skinned Ye! - Haha my good friend, I do believe I won that particular game by a significant margin

    Slabber -someone who makes bad comments about you behind your back or to yo

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