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Eoin

I JUST BECAME AN UNCLE !!!!!!!!!! = D

9/6/09 | me too! | Reply

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  • Male, 23, Luv 121
  • from Finglas/Swords/Baldoyle/Borde­aux/Mulhouse ...yea lots of places I get it
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  • Member since: January 2006
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Kids, don't buy drugs. Become a rockstar and they give you them for free!
Me, Myself, and I
New Species discovered:
The Eoinus Casserlyus, more commonly known as Casso

Spawned in Urban concrete jungles(FINGLAS!!) and is raised by its parents in housing estates(Swords Manor). When it is old enough it tends to migrate south(France) in order to develop itself further, and when reaching its eventual adulthood(18) it returns to its origins(Dublin).

When fully grown, they reach a height of up to 6'2, 10.5 st in weight, 300t in ego and are one of natures most sleek yet graceful products(wet in his arse).

This amazing creature is not considered dangerous, and is easily approachable(Friendly).This rare phenomenon is of very gentle temperament but will attack verbally or physically if seriously provoked.
The Other Half Of Me
John Crossan

John Crossan

nhoj my ese....ese...si, fly!

Eating Habits
This omnivore has rather normal eating patterns, its diet consisting mainly of homecooked meals(my granny does a nice dinner), chocolate and cheerios. Also known to consume metal containers of danish liquids(Tuborg) in very large quantities, and is regularly spotted by experts(pigs) devouring different varieties of vegetation(smoking spliff)
Social paths
Rarely seen in the same place repeatedly, it moves frequently through the jungle using various methods of transport (cars, buses, unicorns etc). It can be a guarantee that it will be seen on certain days (weekends) gathering with similar species to itself (my mates), partaking in unusual activities (drinking games, 2 toke, dancing, jenga etc) never retreating to the safety of its den (my gaff) until the early hours of the following morning.
Mating
To attract a female, it first gives off a distinctive scent (acqui di gio/cool water). In time, it singles out a female and interacts in a primal manner (chat them up and/or tell them I was on TV). It will regularly proceed to sharing its own nutrients (get them locked) in order to advance to the next stage. If successful (always is haha) it will be spotted exchanging digits with the female, and gradually leaving them be (with a grin and a smoke). If not...its not afraid to use ropes and tape.
To trap a casso...
There are many ways in which to catch a casso. Sharing vegetation (blow-after), or the inviting prospect of a warm den (let me in to ur free gaff) are the most commonly known effective methods.If you wish to trap one primarily for your own sexual desire, it is vital that you are human, smaller in stature and can humour it without being foolish (e.g dont get run over). Having a vagina is also an important aspect.
Happiest When
It is dormant, grazing, quenching its thirst or gathering with other species in the wild. Also known to enjoy sheer mass public destruction with certain other species (KD n AW, occasionally MA) after large quantities of imported juices.
Saddest When
You are mean to it or you mistreat it (if you wreck my buzz), are disloyal or mocking towards it, if it is in a state of confusion on its own part or due to yourself, or it has its property or food stolen. Chelsea losing can also set it off.
Eoin Casserly
If that was too complicated for you, Im Eoin, 19 and Im livin in Mulhouse on the swiss border with me da (the funny part is over stop fuckin laughin ye prick) I Love hanging out with happy relaxed people, (pity that none of my mates fall into those categories) weekends and fry-ups after a session. I left a lot of good mates behind me in Dublin and I miss them horribly, but I gotsta do my thang so it is what it is!!!

LEAVE ME A COMMENT/LOVE/DEATH THREAT AND I'LL HAPPILY RETURN THE FAVOUR

<--PEACE OUT MOTHA LICKAZ-->

close How Much Do U Hate The Police?

How Much Do U Hate The Police?

My result is: F**K DA POLICE

YOU HATE THEM, HATE THEM, HATE THEM. YOU HATE THERE RULES, THERE WAY OF WORKING AND IT'LL TAKE ALOT OF THEM TO BRING YOU DOWN. YOUR THE ULTIMATE CONVICT IN THERE EYES, AND IN SAYING THAT, YOU'LL ALWAYS BE A TARGET FOR THEM TO PRACTICE ON. BUT F**K DA POLICE, YOU HARD.
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Which illegal profession are you most suited for?

My result is: Gangster

Congratulations, you are a gangster!

Your fierce loyalty, unparalleled bravery, and intimidating strength make you the ideal gangster. You've got the skills and the urban charm required to make any gang proud to have you as a member. Now, get out there and get initiated!
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3-5 /10

your a lil bit bitchy,, but thats just being human

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[x] Name: Eoin Casserly
[x] Birthplace: Finglas, Dublin
[x] Current Location: Mulhouse, France
[x] Eye Color: green
[x] Hair Color: brown
[x] Righty or Lefty: lefty
[x] Zodiac Sign: taurus
-----------------YOU PREFER------------------
[x] Pepsi or coke: coke is way better
[x] McDonalds or Burger King: mcdonalds
[x] Single or group dates: group dates are always funnier
[x] Adidas or Nike: oooh...em Id say adidas
[x] Chocolate or vanilla: vanilla
[x] Cappuccino or coffee: coffee
-----------------DO YOU------------------
[x] Smoke: yes
[x] Take a shower: no never...wtf? of course I shower ye creeps!
[x] Have a crush(es): meh nothin big =D
[x] Who are they: ahaha!!!
[x] Do you think you have been in love?: came close I think..
[x] Want to go to HIGHER college: NO
[x] Like high school: NO
[x] Want to get married: maybe, not going to do something like that for the sake of it!!
[x] Type w/ your fingers on the right keys: emm yea?
[x] Believe in yourself: Im not cocky Im confident, so when you tell me Im the best its a compliment lol
[x] Get motion sickness: no not really
[x] Think you are a health freak: hell naw
[x] Get along with your parents: on and off but mostly yep
[x] Play an instrument: no Im an vocalist
-----------------HAVE YOU EVER------------------
[x] Flown on a plane: yes
[x] Missed school because it was raining?: no
[x] Told a guy/girl that you liked them?: yea
[x] Cried during a Movie?: yea....oh E.T...lol jk
[x] Ever thought an animated character was hot?: yea,marge simpson is a MILF!!
[x] Had an imaginary friend: yea loads lol
[x] Had crush on a teacher?: oh yea.. lol
[x] Been caught "doing something": I get caught doing lots of things..
[x] Been called a tease: no
[x] Been in a fight: yes
[x] Shoplifted: yes
-----------------NUMBER OF-----------------
[x] Number of BOYfriends / GIRLfriends you have had: officially...4-5
[x] Number of people I could trust with my life: 30-40 easy
[x] Number of CDs that I own: lost count
[x] Number of tattoos: none yet : (
[x] Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper?: 5-10
[x] Number of things in my past that I regret: plenty but its no use lookin back
---------------DO YOU BELIEVE IN--------------
[x] Yourself: yes, you asked this already
[x] Your friends: yea
[x] Santa Claus: no he\'s a bit of a let down from time to time
[x] Tooth Fairy: no
[x] Destiny/Fate: yes
[x] Angels: yes
[x] Ghosts: hmmm...yes and no
[x] UFO s: dunno whats out there...
[x] God: Irish republican supporter 4 life..thanks for everything big man
--------FRIENDS AND LIFE------------------
[x] Do you ever wish you had another name?: hell yea...max power or tinho thorne lol
[x] Do you have a girlfriend/boyfriend?: no : (
[x] Do you like anyone?: a few have caught my eye lol x
[x] Which one of your friends acts the most like you?: Keith duggan minus the natural collapse of self when I smoke weed hahahaha
[x] Who have you known the longest of your friends?: John Crossan...I think I was like 2 or 3
[x] Are you close to any family member?: all my family are close!
[x] Who do you hang around the most?: depends what city Im in
[x] When have you cried the most: chelsea losin to utd champions league final, or the 1st time I got suspended lmao hahaha
[x] Whats the best feeling in the world?: sitting down with a spliff after a hard day
[x] Worst Feeling?: helplessness
---------IN THE LAST 24 HRS------------------
[x] Cried: no
[x] Worn jeans: currently lol
[x] Met someone: I met lots of people I dont know last night so yea
[x] Drove a car: no
[x] Talked on the phone: yup
-----------------OPPOSITE SEX------------------
[x] Best eye color: sharp colours
[x] Best hair color: any not fussy
[x] Short or long hair: both
[x] Best height: shorter than me lol
[x] Best weight: lighter than me hahaha
[x] Best first date location: bedroom haha

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How creative are you?

My result is: The creative soul.

You are very creative and people around you might think that you are to wierd for them. They don't understand. Stick to your own kind that appriciate your methods of thinking. The world would be nothing without people like you and their creativity. Don't be obsessive though. It might strike back at you in the long run.
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  • Keitho
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    iv bin showin every1 ur mix! u on msn ?

    10/21/09
  • Lil Laura
    Lil Laura

    Ha gud idea!! Wen u comingbk ova? Keith sed sumtin bout hallowen? u cumin ova den?

    10/17/09
  • Keitho
    luv Keitho

    wa is it tell me tell me tell me!! pleaseeeeeeeee??? ugh ur so unfair!! i hate youxxxxxxxxxxx

    10/15/09
  • Lil Laura
    luv Lil Laura

    Waddup homie!! Was jus listnan te ur music... Gota say ur pretty gud!! Keith nt 2 happy u sed baldoyle an fingles an ye didn mention bayside!!!! Wel dun tho its gud!!

    10/9/09
  • Keitho
    luv Keitho

    dats fuckin class! dats mad ur on de internet ye mad cunt!!! dat makes u famus an me half famus cus i no u hahaha how can i get 1 of ur cds?

    10/8/09
  • Keitho
    luv Keitho

    yeh i no im only 19 bu it ws worth a shot!! wer goin holyhead on de boat 4 de crack on satrday sud b good! u sud get a taxi up an meet us der :D u wrkin r wa?xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

    10/6/09
  • Keitho
    luv Keitho

    yeh dats a good time bu il b in cork :( will ye b bac 4 my 21st? de debs was class bu it wasnt de same u suda bin der!!!xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

    9/27/09
  • Keitho
    luv Keitho

    sup bithch nope i didn get any helo via mike! wen u cumin bac 4 a few days??? u wrkin or wa? laura says helo!xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

    9/16/09
  • luv Anthony Rourke

    hey buuuddy!!! hows things? I dont really use this thing anymore so feel free to give me a text sometime.

    7/17/09
  • Keitho
    Keitho

    wud u eva stay on line so we can alk 2 ye ye mad ting..ur impossible 2 get a hold off haha

    7/15/09
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    Keitho

    finishd on wednesday!!! fuckin savage den goin tenerife on satrday!!!

    6/10/09
  • Keitho
    Keitho

    wat u up 2 ye mad cunt..i ad me 1st exam 2day! english!! its fuckin burin weather ova here freak bita weather wer getn altogether! how ye keepin?

    6/3/09
  • John Crossan
    luv John Crossan

    I just left you a tastey lil message on your phone ;) Cant get thru, i have a feeling its sumthin got ta do with sum smelly jews. Garlics out. Gimme a call wen ye can ye cunt. Switzerland is gettin bashed

    5/29/09
  • Keitho
    luv Keitho

    i will..i hope :L wats de story wit ye anyway? wer all goin ou 4 andys bday 2nite goin grangers 4 a bit den bac 2 bayside yeno how it is! wen u bac next?

    5/15/09