1. 6:00 am is when you get up, not when you go to sleep
2. Having sex in a single bed is absurd.
3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
4. Ignoring the post isn't a laugh.
5. You don't volunteer for clinical trials at the local hospital.
6. You know all of the people sleeping in your house.
7. You hear your favourite song in the lift at work.
8. Informative TV does not include Richard and Judy.
9. The bank manager doesn't write threatening letters any more.
10. You carry an umbrella.
11. Seven-day benders are no longer realistic.
12. You don't go to Tesco with all your friends.
13. You have standing orders and direct debits.
14. The heating works in your house.
15. Your friends marry and divorce instead of get together and break-up.
16. You pay the government thousands of pounds every year.
17. You go from 130 days of holidays to 20.
18. Jeans and a jumper no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
19. You're the one calling the police because those damn kids
nextdoor won't turn down the stereo.
20. You get out of bed in the morning even if it's raining.
21. Washing up is not an annual ritual.
22. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
23. You don't know what time the kebab shop closes anymore.
24. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
25. You feed your dog Pal instead of Mc Donalds.
26. You don't get ideas for drinks from local tramps.
27. You don't put half-finished curries in the fridge to eat later.
28. You don't spend half your day strategically planning pub
crawls.
29. You "hate scrounging students".
30. You no longer have a strange attraction to road signs when
drunk.
31. Sleeping in the lounge is a no-no.
32. You can't persuade your flatmate's to 'Drink till
dawn'.
33. You don't spend Wednesday afternoons in the pub.
34. You always know where you are when you wake up.
35. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 p.m.
36. A fire in the kitchen is not a laugh.
37. You go to the chemist for Panadol and antacids, not
condoms and pregnancy test kits.
38. A bottle of wine is no longer 'pretty good stuff'.
39. You can remember the name of the person you wake up next to.
40. You actually eat breakfast foods at breakfast time.
41. You don't have mice living in your kitchen.
42. Grocery lists are longer than pot noodles & cans of lager.
43. You don't go to Lidl to buy Vodka.
44. You have vacuumed.
45. Breaking the law means doing 40 in a 30 zone.
46. 'I just can't drink the way I used to' replaces 'I'm never
going to drink that much again'.
47. Over 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
48. You don't experiment with banned substances.
49. You don't get drunk at home, to save money, before going to a pub.
50. Lunchtime is not 'the morning'

Why GAA is better than soccer

1) The GAA player who played in front of 80,000 at the weekend
will be teaching your children, selling you meat or fixing your drains
on Monday morning. The soccer player who plays in front of 80,000 will
be moaning about playing too many games and will be trying to sell you
his personalised brand of leisure wear.
2) GAA nicknames are better (The Bull, The Bomber, etc.) .
Soccer players just add a Y to their surnames.
3) Dublin vs Meath is a real derby. What does Utd. Vs City
mean to Ronaldo or Sibierski
4) How many soccer players does it take to screw in a light
bulb? Answer eleven. One to stick it in and ten to surround and
kiss him after he does it.
5) Soccer players go to the papers after a game. GAA players go
to the pub.
6) John Terry would run a mile if he came up against Francie
Bellew.
7) GAA teams are numbered 1-15. A soccer team reads like the
lottery results.
All soccer players wear shin pads. Some hurlers wear
helmets
9) Television runs soccer. Schoolteachers run the GAA
10) The GAA is about where you're from. Soccer is about who
you like
11) No segregation at GAA games
12) No soccer team has a nickname quite as lovely as the Fighting Cocks of Carlow
13) Bubble perms never made it to Croke Park
14) A scoreless draw in the GAA would be quite a novelty
15) The GAA may not appreciate its women as much as it should
but at least we all know who Cora Stanunton is. The most famous woman in
English soccer is Posh Spice
16) Under age players get to be part of the biggest days in
hurling and football at half-time in the All-Ireland.
17) Micheal O'Murchearaigh.
1 If a GAA player ever jumped at a spectator like Eric
Cantona
did the rest of his team would join in. So would the rest of
the crowd.
19)Vinnie Jones grabbed Gascoignes testicles. Paudie O'Se decked
Joe McNally during the National Anthem. McNally learnt his lesson.
Gascoigne just got worse.
20) The GAA season always leaves you wanting more. The soccer
season leaves soccer people demanding less. "Fewer games
please"
21) Old soccer players get testimonials, Old GAA players just
slip down to junior.
22) Rural villages = A Church, A Post-office, a Pub and a GAA
pitch.
23) Pints after the match with the lad you knocked seven lumps
of shite out of in the game.
24)Croke park on a Summer's Day.
25)Roman Abramovich can buy the League. You can't buy Sam!!

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