i swear if i c that pic up on the net ur in BIG trouble mr!!!!! am sittn ere on d laptop sun bakn by d pool happy days!!!dont no why i was so worried about comin home all is gr8 the flight bac wasnt 2 bad we got delayd in LA but all in all i got least 5 hrs sleep..jetlag kicked in 2day walkn round like a zombie went 2 drive 2 the local shop and ended up at the beach !!!fly down 2 melbourne 2mora cant wait 2 c d girls..ya thai was yummy and i thought i cud talk ! and as 4 the 'dick man' a pash was gud enough, dont travel 2 score n i certainly not 2 willyburg 2 far way 2 do the walk of shame home ave a safe trip bac 2 d uk..merry xmas mo fo peace out xx

did u copy that rotten pic of me on2 ur camera???if i c that up on bebo or facebook ur in alota trouble mr!!!!!!! u up 4 goin out 4 dinner or drinks or mayb even serendipity 2mora nite???wud luv 2 go 2 that thai place b4 i go home..did u tell that richard dude 2 snog me???pity score i'd say!!!

hola me n my finebhind where firmly planted on my couch last nite!!! altho i heard u lost AGAIN and u may ask how i no that??!!! well funny u ask...coz i had a certain boy named AJ ringn me at midnite stop givin out my number!!!!! altho he did ave me laughn when he told me he was a underwear model and i believed him how was i suppose 2 no he cud b ya well glad i ave nxt wk off altho i ave a action packd wk planned so wil b mad busy..there is d ice skatin rink outside d rockafella centre n it looks well cool at nite time...even cooler when people r guna b pointn n laughn at me slidin around on my ass Sandra hasnt txtd me bac since i told her i liked usin animals in d bedroom joke!!avent txtd her at all...but i can pass on her number!! only 2 more sleeps til brooke gets sum lovin woooooooo hooooooooooooo..cheers big ears x

oh yea tell aj ive got sum random gurl calld sandra, i think txtn me!!! think she thinks its aj??? ave been sendn her bac really dirty replys joke!!!!!!

oi tiger went up2 da top of that rock last nite..well cool way betta than empire state...soooo want 2 go ice skatin now...guna make ronan do it!!! shud b funny avent gone skatin since i was little..can tell already im guna ave a sore ass from fallin over im guna b doin..thank god ive got sum cushion in it!! no news..got another aussie girl 2 cover 4 me nxt wk thank god was really startn 2 panic...anyways betta get bac 2 it..over n out bx

bing bang bong urself woooo hoooo tis da wkend bring on da cider...come on south africa!!!!!!!!!

oh my god i dont rem any of those photos..not even da one at d start of d nite!!!!! bring on sat woo hoo

ok not feelin d luv at d mo the tiredness has jst crept in i cannot function on 3 1/2 hrs sleep....but on a happier note i rang boss n got sat day/nite off...she wanted me 2 wrk sat nite n i was very tough and said N O!! but i am wrkin in d arvo on sun down wall st...i no i'll never meet d man of my dreams(whatever!) babysittin all d time but when im rich i can just buy one once i get home 2nite my ass aint leavn d couch...dont 4get 2 bring chopper and remind me 2 give u a key altho im quite sure u'll lose/4get that aswell cheers big ears

very funny joke gori!!!! not...did u hear that at footy last nite??!!! hope u lost ur match coz ur one n only fan wasnt there!! brooke renae is bein very very gud again n workin both fri n sat nite...guna miss dragn me home on sat nite??or r ya guna miss avin sumone 2 laugh at more ave 2 work ive seriously seen a million things i wana get in A+F....ahhh shoppin makes me happy jst thinkin about it later gator x

oh my god do u see how sunny it is outside today!!!! how bad do u feel me walkin around half blinded...do u no squintn gives u wrinkles n believe me gorster im already feelin old as it is!!!! jst messin jst think how upset i wud've been if u had lost my very cool sombero camera has bitten d dust wont charge at all but got d pics put on disk they r funny..thank god im not in 2 many altho wil ave 2 ave words wit guy 4 bein snap happy wit my camera!!!! poor brooke renaes gota work all day sat n then wrkin down on wall st sat nite so no goin out 4 me...my liver breathes a sigh of relief but u no d aussies r guna kill ya !!!! fact!!! and i stil think d oreo idea 4 halloween rocks later gator x

omg gorster am stil dyin..god im a lite weight!!walkd 2 blocks dis mornin n was so knackered i had 2 get a cab 2 work!!!!!! not cool..think i defo killed sum brain cells sat nite i walked in2 a verizon shop dis morn 2 get tmobile cred!!! d guy behind d counter didnt find it funny u wont believe who i got a mail off dis mornin german guy!!! like what da fuck..i jst hit d delete button..2 strikes n ur out buddy! i wonder if they'll let me bac in2 that club again?? cant put pics up coz at sum stage sat nite i mustve dropd my camera n theres a big dent in d part where d battery charger goes so now i cant charge my camera...not a happy camper..altho all those pics r terrible so not complainin!!!! anyways need 2 take a nap while darcey is asleep am gettin old later gator....ps stil think guy took my sunnies as a token of r wonderful nite 2gther JOKE!!!!!! mortified pps am givin u my bebo luv 2day 4 comin bac n gettn me!!! owe u 1

on my god jst wrote a huge witty reply and my stupid computer crashes!!!! believe me thats d kind of wk ive been havin!so anyways defo on 4 baseball game..whats kick off time???cant believe u didnt tell me bout my cheerleader rival!!shud i bring my cheerleader uniform 2 d try outs??? altho i shud warn ye it cud offend sum pete said he wud get us in2 soho house anytime we wanted..think he thinks he's pretty cool he's got a membership there!!!bloody interent has been down at work but hopefully shud b sortd 2mora..gota work 2mora nite but not 2 bad at least i can get my poor mingin hair down!!!cheers big ears x

c thats why i cant do school nites wit u i wud ave ended up plastered at burbon n feckn dyin wit a hangover wit a 2 yr old d nxt mornin not gud!!!!! found a awesome shop wit halloween cossies..want u 2 cum wit n help me pick sumthin 2 wear i can offically b ur teams one n only fan do i get a cheerleaders uniform !!!! dont get me startd on d man cold!german rang again twice last nite..what the f*%k!!!!!!! anyways hope u ave a crazy nite wit ur bro...ave sum goss 4 u talk 2moza b x

sooooo shud ave gone wit u last nite!!

oh my god german boy jst emaild me meant 2 b meetn him 2nite 4 'drinks'!!!!!!

ok think german guy thinks im a bitch he hasnt emaild me bac!!!! ave decided i'll meet him if he does but wil u b my bac up guy if he turns out 2 b a crazy lunitic??!!!! i seem 2 attract em after strollin around bosses new pad discoverd its only 4 blocks up from bourbon st!! and a fire station so i u'll b able 2 find me loiterin around there from now on hopin 2 score a man in uniform!!!! what r u dressin up as 4 halloween??? any ideas 4 moiiiii????? am actually at work so i betta get off dis thing b4 they catch me....later xx