Cease to give a fuck about others opinions.

Be that which you are and not seem to be that which you are not.

Come to peace with yourself, or at least draw a truce.

If folk can't love you as you are they'll never love you for what your not.

.............. and never let the bastards grind you down.
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BYy Some Hippy

1. When she asks how she looks, shrug and say "Could be better." This will keep her on her toes, and girls love that.



2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness. If she grabs your hand, squeeze hers really really hard until she cries. This will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are.



3. Once a month sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. Girls are like dogs. They love to be roughed up.



4. Call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. If she is say "You better be." Repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. This will show her you care.



5. When she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her fault. This will pave the way for her own personal improvement, and every girl needs some improvement.



6. Recognize the small things... they usually mean the most. Then when she's sleeping, steal all her small things and break them. Because jewelry is for wussies.



7. If you're talking to another girl, make sure shes looking. When she is, stare into her eyes mouth the words "**** You" and grab the other girls ass.

Girls love competition.



8. Tell her you're taking her out to dinner. drive for miles so she thinks it's going to be really special. Then take her to a burning tire yard. When she starts to get upset tell her you were just kidding and now you're really going to take her to dinner. Then drive her home. When she starts crying and asks why you would do something like that lean over and whisper very quietly into her ear "...because i can."



9. Introduce her to your friends as "some chick." Women love those special nicknames.



10. Play with her hair. Play with it HARD.



11. Warm her up when shes cold...and not by giving her your jacket... then you might get cold. Rather, look her in the eye and say "If you don't stop *****ing about the cold right now you're going to be *****ing about a black eye." The best way to get warm is with fear.



12. Take her to a party. When you get there she'll have to go to the bathroom (they always do). Leave immediately. Come back right when the party's dying and yell at her the whole way home for ditching you at the party.



13. Make her laugh. A good way to do this is if she has a small pet... kick the pet. I always find stuff like that funny. Why shouldn't girls?



14. Let her fall asleep in your arms. When she's fast asleep, wait 10 minutes then JUMP UP AND SCREAM IN HER EAR! Repeat until she goes home and you can use your arms for more important things...like basketball.



15. Spit often. I hear girls like guys that spit.



16. If you care about her never ever tell her. This will only give her self confidence. Then you can never turn her into the object she deep down desires to be.



17. Every time you're in her house steal one of the following: shoes, earrings, or anything else that comes in pairs. Only take one of the pair.

This way she'll go crazy.



18. Take her out to dinner. Right when shes about to order interrupt and say "No, shes not hungry." Make her watch you eat. Girls love a guy that speaks for her.



19. Look her in the eyes and smile...then clock her one. Girls love a spontaneous guy.



20. Give her one of your t-shirts......and make sure it has your smell on it. But not a sexy cologne smell...a bad smell. You know what I'm talking about.



21. When its raining keep asking her if shes crying. She'll say "No, its just the rain." Ten minutes later turn to her and just scream "Stop crying you ****ing baby!" Girls like a tough man as I've already stated.



22. Nipple twisters...and plenty of them.



23. If you're listening to music and she asks to hear it, tell her no. This way she'll think you're mysterious.



24. Remember her birthday but don't get her anything. Teach her material objects aren't important. The only thing thats important is that she keeps you happy. And your ha

Did the whole world just go down a notch and become a little slightly more thicker than usual!!!! or am i getting just more and more intelligent compared to the rest of the people out there???

So i had interview today today at bank through an agency whom id worked with before. Let me point at this point that i dont know what the fuck has happened in the last 5 years but you seem to require the queens official signature and 2 ounces of your own blood to proove your identity. gone are them days were we could just walk into a job center pick a job you feel confident with have a helpful man guide you through and your working the following day. nah them days are long gone nowadays its become a standard for these agencies to hire people with dust between their ears. word of advice a ladies big boobs dont compensate for the her peanut sized brain?!?! something all employer should take note off.

ok for arguments sake lets say the lady tht put me through to my job didnt know what was to happen. today morning i wake up at 7 bright and early and head off to town for my interview, i get there only too be approached by a lady who wanted to check my indentification and confirm that im not some kinda indentity thief or osama bin laden. the problems starts here she looks at my birth certificate and then wants to see more indentification like my passport seeing as that expired like she wasnt willing to accept that even though i had it on me. fair enough she still needed some photo identity so i give her my driving licence card, she notices that my birth name and todays name wasnt thew same and i knew shed bring it up which is why i took and official deed pole confirming this name change. the bitch looks at it and says i cant accept it?? im like why the fuck not its officially signed by a lawyer?? its aint photocopied its the original document?? she goes its mising a stamp?!??! im like ok heres my national insurance letter and one of my bank statements oh and heres my expired passport is tht enough info for you and she turns around and says no sorry. 4 fucking official statements and that bitch turned me away coz of fucking stamp was missing. come to think of it maybe if i had cockslapped her stupid ass right there and nutted all over that egotistical bitch maybe then shed have enough seman to provide her with a lifetime of evidence!!

anyway pissed of as i was considering hw geared i was for tht interview i headed back to the agency only for tht lady to send me to another interview at the same place just a different role. meaning ill probably have to go through this same bullshit again next week.

if you didnt read all that ranting then ill just summerize it all for you. im sick of having a overly professional bitch with triple digit income and double digit iq to deal with. i dont have problem with them being thick its just when it affects my progress that really pisses me off.

so if by any chance that lady whose employing happens to be browsing through bebo and comes across my profile id just like to say hi im the guy you screwed over today and i hope that moment of self importance was worth it if not then either way please go fuck yourself!!!!