A train hits a bus load of Catholic school girls and they all perish.

They are all in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates past St. Peter.



St. Peter asks the first girl, "Gloria, have you ever had contact

with a penis?"



She giggles and shyly replies, "Well I once touched one with the tip

of my finger . . ."



St. Peter says, "Okay, dip the tip of your finger in the holy water

and pass through the gates."



St. Peter asks the next girl the same question, "Catherine, have you

ever had contact with a penis?"



The girl is a little reluctant, but replies, "Well once I fondled

and stroked one."



St. Peter says, "OK. Dip your whole hand in the holy water and pass

through the gates



All of the sudden, there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls.

One girl is pushing her way to the front of the line. When she reaches

the

front of the line St. Peter says, "Lisa! What seems to be the rush?"



The girl replies, "Well, if I'm going to have to gargle that Holy

Water, I want to do it before Stephanie sticks her ass in it

I would write

1. Full Name: Frances Mc Court
2. Nicknames: Fra
3. Birthday: 24th Dec
4. Place of Birth: Belfast
5. Zodiac Sign: Capricorn
6. Male or female: Female
7. Orientation: Straight
8. School: Rathmore
9. Occupation: Dunnes
10. Residence: Lagmore
11. MSN Screen name: Frances

__Your Appearance___

12. Hair Colour: Brown
13. Hair Length: Duno
14. Eye colour: Brown
15. Weight: 8 stone..ish
16. Height: duno 5" sumthin i think
17. Braces? nah
18. Glasses? yea not all da time tho
19. Piercings: ears jst
20. Tattoos: FUCK NO
21. Righty or Lefty: righty

___Your 'Firsts'___

22. First best friend:sinead
23. First Award: cant member
24. First Sport You Joined: football lol, was awful
25. First pet: a dog
26. First Real Vacation: duno
27. First Concert: duno
28. First Love: HOW RUDE

___ Favourites___

29. Movie: duno,2 many, bad boys prob
30. TV programme: 2 pints
31. Colour: green
32. Rapper: 50 cent
33. Band: none
34. Song Right Now: duno...poppin them things
35. Friend: none they all bastards
36. Sweet(ie): liqorice
37. Sport to Play: none...2 lazy
38. Restaurant: dunnes hot food bar lol
39. Favourite brand: duno, dont care, nike
40. Store: lol dunnes
41. School: hate school
42. Animal: dogs
43. Book: duno
44. Magazine: none
45. Shoes: guddies

___Currently___

46. Feeling: lazy
47. Single or Taken? single
48. Have a crush: nope
49. Eating: nuthin
50. Drinking: coffee
51. Typing: wat.....?
52. Online? CLEARL;Y
53. Listening To: beyonce.....so ashamed of myself
54. Thinking About: wat im gna do 2day
55. Wanting To: find my lighter immediately
56. wearin: pyjamas
.___Your Future___

58. Want Kids? duno
59. Want to be married? duno
60. Careers in Mind: ha havent a fuckin clue!
61. Where do you want to live: here
62. Car: audi a4 lol

__Which is Better With The Opposite Sex___

63. Hair colour: duno
64. Hair length: duno
65. Eye colour: dont care fs this is RIDICULOUS lol
66. Measurments: lol
67. Cute or Sexy: wtf?
68. Lips or Eyes: wat?
69. Hugs or Kisses: duno
70. Short or Tall: taller than me neway
71. Easygoing or serious: duno...dont like grumpy ppls
72. Romantic or Spontaneous: neither lol sounds a bit gay
73. Fatty or Skinny: duno
74. Sensitive or Loud: loud
75. Hook-up or Relationship: duno
76. Sweet or Cariing: neither
77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant One: duno

___Have you ever______

78. Kissed a Stranger: yea
79. Had Alcohol: yea
80. been in a police station: yea
81. Ran Away From Home: nah bn kicked out few times tho lol
82. Broken a bone: emmm nah
83. Got an X-ray: yea loads
84. Been with someone: duno wat ya mean
85. Broken Someone’s Heart: nope
86. Broke Up With Someone: yea
87. Cried When Someone Died: yea
88. Cried At School: nope

___Do You Believe In___
89. God: yeh
90. Miracles: nope
91. Love At First sight: nope
92. Ghosts: nope
93. Aliens: nope
94. Soul: ???
96. Hell:duno
97. Angels: nah
98. Kissing on The First Date: dont like tht word
99. Horoscopes: read dem sumtimes but they r full of shit