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Elaine Burns

im an auntie yahhhh! :)

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The Other Half Of Me
Sarah Crawford

Sarah Crawford

best friends since 5th year..a pool fan too!

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  • NEW MEDICAL TREATMENT.

    Do you have feelings of inadequacy?

    Do you suffer from shyness?

    Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

    If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or

    pharmacist about VODKA.

    Vodka is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about

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    Vodka can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world

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    Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past, and you will

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    living, with Vodka.

    Vodka may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing

    should not use Vodka. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or

    becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.

    Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration,

    erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of

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    WARNING:

    The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when

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    WARNING:

    The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.

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    WARNING:

    The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and

    over again that you love them.

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    The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.

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    with members of the opposite sex without spitting.

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    The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher,

    smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

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  • Personality Survey- how to tell a person by what they drink


    The results:
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    IF WOMEN DRINK THESE DRINKS IN A PUB (not at home).

    BEER
    Personality: Casual, low maintenance; down to earth.
    Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.

    COCKTAILS OR BLENDER DRINKS WITH UMBRELLA
    Personality: Flaky, annoying, dizzy, and a pain in the ass.
    Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabin boy.

    MIXED DRINKS - NO UMBRELLAS E.G.; GIN AND TONIC / SCOTCH AND SODA
    Personality: Mature, has picky taste; knows what she wants
    Approach: If she wants you, she'll send YOU a drink.

    WATER
    Personality: Pretentious and is looking for a serious relationship.
    Approach: Don't.

    WINE - (BOTTLED, NOT 4 LITRE CASK)
    Personality: Conservative and classy, sophisticated.
    Approach: Try and weave Paris and clothing into the conversation.

    BACARDI BREEZER, RED SQUARE, ARCHERS COOLER, SMIRNOFF ICE, MUDSHAKE ETC.
    Personality: Easy; thinks she is trendy and sophisticated actually has no clue.
    Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is... and you're in.

    SPIRITS SUCH AS CC, WILD TURKEY, SOUTHERN COMFORT

    Personality: Watch out, they are unique! A real mixture of personalities. Love to be laid!
    Approach: Talk dirty to them whilst challenging them intellectually - you're in!

    CAPE VELVET
    Personality: Annoying voice, bit of a tart.
    Approach: Stand close and mention the alley next to the pub.

    SHOTS AND SLAMMERS (TEQUILA, VODKA, COWBOYS, AFTERSHOCK ETC.)
    Personality: Hangs around with male work pals or looking to get drunk.
    Approach: Easiest hit in the pub, nothing to do but wait...

    SPIRITS SUCH AS JACKS, BEAM & BUNDY
    Personality: Enjoys male company more than females, loves to party hard
    Approach: Keep buying them drinks, they'll think you're a nice bloke and they are probably trying to work out how to get you to bed!
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    IF MEN DRINK in a PUB (as always, very simple and clear cut).

    CIDER
    He's probably under-aged and wants to get laid.

    CHEAP DOMESTIC BEER
    He's poor / student and wants to get laid.

    CASTLE LAGER BEER
    He likes good beer and wants to get laid.

    IMPORTED BEER
    He's old; he likes good beer and wants to get laid.

    GUINNESS
    The man is a rapist and will get laid one way or another.

    WATER
    He just threw up and is trying to wash the taste out of his mouth so that he can still get laid

    WINE
    He's hoping that the wine thing will give him a sophisticated image and help him get laid.

    VODKA OR BRANDY
    Extremely horny hound, would shag a warm scarf. Desperate to get laid.

    PORT
    Thinks he's sophisticated, secretly likes men and wants to get laid.

    WHISKY/JACK DANIELS
    He doesn't give two $hits about anything and will hit anyone who will get in his way of getting laid.

    JIM BEAM
    Not as masculine as the whisky drinker, knows all about feminine activities (knitting, crochet etc.) to weasel himself into getting laid.

    RUM OR TEQUILA
    Likes fighting almost as much as getting laid.

    BACARDI BREEZER, RED SQUARE, ARCHERS COOLER, SMIRNOFF ICE, ETC
    He's gay (blatantly) - don't turn your back or pick up any dropped change.

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  • dont stop believin

    Just a small town girl, livin in a lonely world
    She took the midnight train goin anywhere
    Just a city boy, born and raised in south detroit
    He took the midnight train goin anywhere

    A singer in a smokey room
    A smell of wine and cheap perfume
    For a smile they can share the night
    It goes on and on and on and on

    Strangers waiting, up and down the boulevard
    Their shadows searching in the night
    Streetlight people, living just to find emotion
    Hiding, somewhere in the night

    Working hard to get my fill,
    Everybody wants a thrill
    Payin anything to roll the dice,
    Just one more time
    Some will win, some will lose
    Some were born to sing the blues
    Oh, the movie never ends
    It goes on and on and on and on

    (chorus)

    Dont stop believin
    Hold on to the feelin
    Streetlight people

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    alrighty!!!!! elaine on bobo!!!! my god... haha mcgowans?? xx

    7/14/10
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    woo drinkie time ha x

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    back to bebo eh!! x

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    Haha too sober! Wat will i do wit ya burnsey?? mess... i'm gonna run off now ha x

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  • DandeLion

    Hi Elaine Burns, ST.PATRICK’S DAY CELEBRATIONS 17TH MARCH -FOOD SERVED ALL DAY!! -MUSIC BY ‘PETE THE PIANO MAN’ -(ST.PATRICKS EVE 16TH MARCH– SO 90s ALL NIGHT!) CELEBRITY DJ DANE BOWERS IS BACK !! -DANE WILL HOST CELEB BIG BROTHER PARTY ON MARCH 19TH! SO 90s IS BACK TO DANDELION BANK HOLIDAY SUNDAY 4TH APRIL !! -Vanilla Ice is flying into Dublin for 1 night only as part of his world tour. -Vanilla Ice will perform two mini concerts at Dandelion St Stephens Green & Tribe Nightclub Stillorgan For more info or bookings Email info@welovedandelion.com

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  • Helen Crawford
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    me... on bobo!!!! have sum luv.... wud ya be interested in goin der now??? haha sober!!!! xx

    2/14/10
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  • Amanda Russell
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    Oh I know yeah, that bit of sun done the world off good :) Stayed in the weekend hun was in college all day yesterday so needed a fresh head! Oh i havent been there in AGES!!! You have a good night? Yup gots that last wk, am all sorted now, you coming along hun? Aw no way :( :( hopes u get better soon xxx

    9/14/09
  • Amanda Russell
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    Oh I would say so huni - bt you were delighted to be back to the great irish weather - RAIN :L :L Aw no way - you got a cold?? Erm not quite, only have my dress lol still have to get everything else!! Going to get them all in on sat thou so fingers x i get everything in hahaha xxx

    9/10/09
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    u r mad!!! xx

    9/9/09
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    defo packin my suitcase..... xx

    9/9/09
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    Hey hun how was the hols? xxx

    9/7/09
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    do do do do do...... yea i can c ya!!! xx

    9/6/09