11 rules of Bebo

one.
If you're ugly,
stop acting like you don't know it.
The captions under you picture that says
"top model pose"
"sexy bitch"
"arnt i hot"
doesn't convince anyone.


two.
To the people who have like 25,000 friends,
are you serious?
Nobody in this universe can keep up with that many friends.
You're stupid.
Go play in traffic.


three.
Don't ever post pictures and say
"OMG, I'm so ugly"
"OMG,I'm so fat"
because if you were,
you wouldn't post them.


four.
Nobody cares about threats over the internet.
Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard.
Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics;
even if you win,
you're still retarded.


five.
Making 20 bulletins a day
about how you have new pictures
and begging people to comment on them is pathetic.
Make the bulletin once if you have to,
and those who actually care about you
will comment on your pics.


six.
If all your pictures look the same,
don't post them all.
Please put some variety in your pics.
Nobody wants to see your face
8 different ways.


seven.
Who really cares if
I don't accept you as a friend?
MOVE ON!!!
Don't send me another request or message asking
"what's up with you not adding me?"
I don't want you as a friend;
that's what's up!


eight.
Little 6th graders who have bebos
and look like sluts,
go somewhere else
because nobody wants you here.!!!


nine.
If you have decided to read this,
you are a true bebo Friend.
Real friends read their bulletins.


ten.
I say you go and pass this on
and maybe it will finally get through people's brains
(if they have them).


eleven.
And if you open a msg and it says something like
"repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will rape your dog tonight,"
IT'S NOT REAL!
QUIT BEING AN IDIOT!!!!!!!!
PEOPLE WHO HAVE NO LIFE WHATSOEVER MAKE THAT SHIT UP THINKING THAT PEOPLE WILL FALL FOR THEIR STUPID TRAP!!! AND YOU DO!!!!

1.Go out wit me?
2.Giv me ur numba?
3.Kiss me?
4.Let me kiss u?
5.Watch a movie wit me?
6.Let me take u out 2 dinna (if i pay)?
7.Let me drive u sumwhere?
8.Take a showa wit me?
9.Be my gf?
10.Hav a fling wit me?
11.Let me buy u a drink?
12.Take me home for the night?
13.Wuld u let me sleep in ur bed?
14.Giv me a piggyback ride?
15.Come pick me up at 3 am becuz v drunk lol?
16.Have a relationship wiv me?
17.Dance wit me?
18.Let me make u breakfast?
19.Let me tickle u?
20.Stik up 4 me if i was being put down?
21. let me teach you to ice skate?
22.Say yes if i askd u out?
23.Get wasted with me?
25.Txt msg me?
26.Greet me in public?

1. Who are you?
2. Are we friends?
3. When and how did we meet?
4. Would you kiss me?
5. Do you have a crush on me?
6. If you had me for 30 minutes what would you do?
7. Have you ever wanted to punch me?
8. Give me a nickname and explain why?
9. Describe me in 1 word?
10. What was your 1st impression of me?
11. Do you still think the same?
12. What reminds you of me?
13. If you could give me anything what would it be?
14. How well do you know me ?
15. When was the last time you saw me?
16. Ever wanted to tell me something that you couldnt?
17. Are you going to put this on your blog and see what I say about you?
18. What is the best thing about me?
19. What is the worst thing about me?