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Chris
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- from Feltham, 'innit'
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- Member since: August 2005
- Last active: 5/27/10
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Bold motherfucker don't you limit your mind
Can't you see that the pace has just fallen behind
All the hate in your heart will be leaving you blind
So bold motherfucker don't you limit your mind this time
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.ılılı. song of the month// .ılılı.
► Avenged Sevenfold - Critical Acclaim
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YEAH
Shh, be quiet you might piss somebody off
Like me motherfucker, you've been at it for too long
While you feed off other's insecurities
You stand infront of me and bite the hand that feeds
Self righteousness is wearing thin
(Lies inside your head, your best friend)
Heart bleeds but not for fellow man
(Broken glass, your fake reflection)
I've had enough; it's time for something real
`Don't respect the words you're speaking; gone too far
A clone
"So how does it feel to know that someone's kid in the heart of America has blood on their hands fighting to defend your rights so you can maintain a lifestyle that insults his family's existence?
Well, where I'm from we have a special salute that we aim high in the air towards all those pompous assholes who spend their days pointing fingers"
FUCK YOU
Shh, be quiet you might piss somebody off
Like the heartbeat of this country when antagonised too long
I'll be damned if you count me in as part of your
Generous hypocrisy collecting enemies
Tabloid gossip queen worthless man
(There's no need for us to bury you)
Selfish agenda once again
(Right this way you've dug your own grave)
I've had enough; it's time for something real
`Don't respect the words you're speaking; gone too far
A clone
"All the way from the east to the west we got this high society looking down on their very foundation constantly reminding us that our actions are the cause of all their problems
Pointing their fingers in every direction and blaming their own nation for who wins elections they never contributed a fucking thing to the country they love to criticise"
Excuse the obscene; ignore the untrue;
Depictions we see; try and get through;
Admitting mistakes can hurt;
I'm not the last, but I sure ain't the first
YEAH
...Shh, be quiet you might piss somebody off...
Self righteousness is wearing thin
(Lies inside your head, your best friend)
Heart bleeds but not for fellow man
(Broken glass your fake reflection)
I've had enough; it's time for something real
`Don't respect the words you're speaking; gone too far
A clone
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New Born - MUSE
This is my re-write of New Born. It's about fat people dieting and stuff (=
My mommy gave me some ideas of what to write haha
It all fits if you piece it properly
Have a listen to the song and read my thing simultaneously
Eating for the world
Eating for yourself
Stretching like a big balloon
The Burger King you’ve tried
The McDonald’s inside
Is churning like the laundry
When you eat, eat
Too much
Too young, young
Fast food is everywhere
Not that far to roam
The distance to your home
It is just convenient
How much do you weigh?
You’re ashamed to say
You’re swelling up you’re unstoppable
Cos you eat, eat
Too much
Too young, young
Fast food is everywhere
Just go on a diet
I’ll show you it’s real
Wasting your last chance
To loose some weight
No constipation
Is it a dream
To have a poo?
Ooh
Yeah eating for the world
Eating for yourself
Stretching like a big balloon
And the Burger King you’ve tried
And the McDonald’s inside
Is churning like the laundry
When you eat, eat
Too much
Too young, young
Fast food is everywhere
Just go on a diet
I’ll show you it’s real
Wasting your last chance
To loose some weight
No constipation
Is it a dream
To have a poo?
Ooh2 Comments 295 weeks
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heyyy whats up light from the Darkness (v. 4); and then made the
luv i found this bebo skin it goes " i think your mum just shat on my profile" it made me think of when you cussed my mum LMAO
fine we both suck at counting you werent actually keeping track of time .. ?! you just moaned that i was 20 mins late !! haha how is that not keeping track of time ?! so what did you get fro christmas ? apart from a DS and MarioKart oh no i didnt even get to say bub bye to the jesus-ness
aww, your chin will get cold in the harsh weather now did oscar get any presents ? bubo, pippa and suki did haha so much for xmas luv .. YOU COMPLETELY FORGOT as you do -____- I TEXT YOU and you didnt reply talk about RUDE your not even on MSN guh useless. we watched scrooge two versions of it to be precise ! 
mmm coal .. have fun happy boxing day !
hehe
your welcome im just glad i didnt fail like i thort i wood because i cant count -__________- and i told you, it was the drivers fault he just sat there like
..... eyy ? so, not my fault how late was i anyways ? 20 mins maybe ? blergh MERRY CHRISTMAS have a good day !! xxx argh i have no luv .. i thort i had some bar humbug
ohhhh here you go
1 more luv to go well i better go get ready and completely forget about giving you the one last, final, ultimate luv that you want and need see you soon mwahahahaha
the germs came in the morning like 8ish i cood just hear my auntie screeching as she does often -_- i doubt i'll give it all up i dnt wanna have to go out and get a job ! plus, i want some a levels at least .. im gunna be soo gutted if i fail. it turns out, im the only one in my family that can do maths of a high [well, high ish level. higher then them anyways] so if i pass this test and others to come i'll be the only mathmetition in the famo wheyy and thats alright, only 1 noght of torture chrissssstooopherrr .. can we play the xxxx boxxxxx ? noh, fuck off pleaseeeee chrisssstooopherrr
i need miss woodhouse's help to
do it haha eurgh, now im grossed out no more nastyness. 
well its the christmas season stop being such a scrooge and just enjoy it im kinda excited it comes and goes. OH i have to tell you summit when i see you later on haha my gosh .. CHRISTMAS merry christmas im just gunna keep saying it
aww, maybe some luv will make you feel better .. or not
but im sure you'll feel better with some company to take your mind off it 
and im that company ! 
see you at 1 
hmm your not online so i'll make the decisions. i'll come to yours at well, i wont make it early, i know you like to sleep so i'll make it for .. 1ish ? is that okay ?
merry xmas !
four more to go i can do it ! i can ! i cannnnn !
women DO know best.. okay not all the time but most of the time
i'd rather not think about what miss gets up to with a combo of miss keightly chocolate scrabble and the handmaids tale haha ! have you really got a twitchy eye ? i hate that i feel paranoid that everyone can see the twitch so i end up covering my eye wuth my hand haha they arrived early i was in bed and i cood hear the dogs suddenly go mad and bark like crazy so i listened and they were early ! i text you but i think your still asleep knowing you haha you better be worrying if i pass this test or not because if i fail i'll be moping around you not making any jokes or being funny and i'll be doing art with you most of the time so you'll be stuck with me mwahahahaa but i think i'll do alright but that cood possibly be me getting complacent which i shoodnt because then i will deffly fail are your cousins still over on the tues tho ? coz i ent coming over if they are haha
OMG i cant count !! i dnt know what comes after 49. but i just realised its 50 ! which means you only need 6 more luv which i can do in 3 days !! HAH yaay. but boo im gunna fail that math test in jan seeing as i cant count !! let alone do bloody intergration and shit ! fuck ..
the last luv of the day whey are you busy tues ? coz i might come see you then. id rather not be stuck at home and hopefully they'll go out for the day or dad will be home so i wont have to keep a watchful eye on them haha
see, beckie knows best obv im a woman, i wood know best !!
haha they film was a little bit off the book but fairly same harry potter i think is kinda boring now i cant be bothered to read 6 and 7 altho i wanna cos the film is out soon ooOOoo miss wooda done a reinactment of the handmaids tale with that fat teacher UGH haha thats not a bad thing if they didnt come when they were meant to is it ? less time with them, right ? and my germs are over tomorrow GUH so im house bound till they get here but then i'll be house bound all day coz i dnt really like people on their own in the house shows how little trust i have in people haha no wonder you arent doing maths cant even see that you need over 10 luv in less then 4 days
but i have a back up plan seeing as you want 150 luv before christmas but i dunno if it'll work. we shall see. btw I LOVE THE SKIN 
i looked at it and laffed a-LOT ! your gunna have to show me how to make em luv
haha i dunno if it shood have george or joe but i can imagine joe saying it tho. see, im getting on with the luvving
haha
i forgot to say earlier you know we're reading well MEANT to be reading that book handmaids ale and it has the scrabble before sex ? well i was in kingston today and i found a chocolate version of scrabble and i thort instantly of the book. haha
heres more luv
how is assassins creed ? or shood i say breed ? haha twilight was pretty great it was alot like the book which surprised me as most films drift off from the story but i was pleasantly surprised luuuuv