A - Available: sadly not
A - Age: 18
A - Annoyance: my girlfriend

B - Best feature: willy
B - Beer: magners
B - Birthday: march 20th
B - Best friends you have: crond luke guy and tom

C - Crush: yes loads of people
C - Cars; 106
C - Candy: snakes

D - Day or night: day
D - Dream Car: MG roadster
D - Dogs or Cats: dogs

E - Easiest person to talk to: lex
E - Egg nog: who
E - E-mail: superior_homelander@msn.com

F - Favorite Month: march
F - Favorite colour: dark green
F - Favorite Band: oasis and the kooks equally

G - Gummy Bears or Worms: neither
G - Give or receive: RECIEVE, but shall obliege
G - Gum: extra green

H - Hair Color: brown
H - Height: 6'
H - Happy: S.E.X

I - Ice Cream: vanilla
I - Instrument: i wish i could play the guitar

J - Jewellery: ring, braslets
J - Job: pornstar
J - Jail: no never

K - Kids: i wish
K - Kickboxing or karate: kickboxing is amazing
K - Kindergarten: why ask that

L - Longest car journey : i drove 400miles to holy head.

M - Milk Flavor: FULL FAT
M - Most missed person: BETSY
M - Movie Last Watched: Longest yard

N - Number of Siblings: 3
N - Number of Tattoos: none

O - One wish: women had to walk around naked!
O - One Phobia: gay people touching me
O - One regret: parking betsy in the wrong place

P - Part of your appearance you like best: my boldge

Q - Quick or Slow: quick

R - Reason to smile: naked women
R - Reality TV Show: hollyoaks

S - Song Last Heard: lighthouse family, ocean drive
S - Season: summer
S - Shoes: nike trainers

T - Time you woke: 7;03.54am
T - Time Now: 9;52.07am

U - Unpredictable: yes
U - Underwear: boxers

V - Vegetable you hate: brussel sprouts are rough
V - Vegetable you love: umm, potatoes only with roasted garlic and onion!
V - Vacation spot: france

W - Worst Habits: speaking out loud
W - Where are you going to travel next: hong kong then melbourne
W - Weather: dull

X - X-tra special someones: my precious

Y - Year you were born: 1988
Y - Year it is now: 2006
Y - Yellow: snot

Z - Zoo Animal: rhino
Z - Zodiac: pisces

I AM: A TREE
I WANT: Betsy back
I HAVE: porn on my laptop
I WISH: i had Betsy
I HATE: the fucktard that killed my Betsy
I MISS: Betsy
I FEAR: Schizophrenics
I HEAR: ooooo,, arrrgh, yes yes yes arrrgh HARDER YES!!
I SEARCH: my bollocks for lumps!
I WONDER: if Betsys ok?
I REGRET: not going to the beach, if i had betsy would still be here today!
I ACHE: DO I??
I ALWAYS: wank
I AM NOT: gay
I DANCE: like jamiroquai
I SING: the KOOKS
I CRY: because Betsy is gone
I WRITE: under tables
I LOSE: my phone, wallet, my car keys...o Betsys dead!
I CONFUSE: mother nature
I NEED: sex
I SHOULD: have a cold shower or watch porn?

DO YOU's/HAVE YOU's:
You keep a diary: do i look like a gay?
You have a secret journal: same question!
You set your watch a few minutes ahead: can't tell the time
You bite your fingernails: i cut them
Take a shower everyday: yes
Have a(any) crush(es): yes . . . JUST ALEX
Think you know you've been in love: definately
Been hurt: yeep
Want to get married: yes
Have any tattoos/where?: fuck no
Piercing/where?: no
Think you're a health freak: a bit
Get along with your parents: yes, unless they fight me!

Favorite...
NUMBER: 3
COLOR: RED
DAY: sunday
MONTH: march
SONG: Eagle Eye Cherry - Save tonight!!
FOOD: Tuna at the moment
DRINK: Magners, Guinness, Sambuca is HOLY WATER!!!
VEGGIE: Potatoes if i have to?
FRUIT: Dried Apicots
FAST FOOD: Sandwich

In the last 24 hours have you:
CRIED? no
HELPED SOMEONE? my mate fletch.
BOUGHT SOMETHING? Bacon and eggs
GOTTEN SICK? no, not much, just cancer stuff!!
GONE TO THE MOVIES? no
GONE OUT FOR DINNER? no
SAID "I LOVE YOU"? YES TO ALEX
WRITTEN A REAL LETTER? no
MISSED SOMEONE? YES
HUGGED SOMEONE? YES
FOUGHT WITH YOUR PARENTS? no
FOUGHT WITH A FRIEND? no


would you ever...
1. Eat a bug? JOSH WRIGHT DID, A SPIDER AND SPAT OUT TWO LEGS!! ranko!!
2. Bungee jump? if i was pushed - yes i would
3. Hang glide? yes
4. Would you cheat on your girlfriend? no not a chance!
5. Have sex with someone you don't love? well yea, but not one night stand
6. Kiss someone of the same sex? fucking no way!!!!!
7. Parachute from a plane? yes
8. Walk on hot coals? if i wanted to burn my feet - yes!
9. Go out with someone for his or her looks? yea
10. For their reputation? no
11. Be a vegetarian? no
12. Wear plaid with stripes? EMO - WHERE?
13. IM a stranger? you what? IM whats IMing?
14. Sing karaoke? done
15. Get drunk? yes
16. Shoplift? i did once, three marbles!!
17. Run a red light? didn't run it, droved it
18. Dye your hair blue? no, thats just stupid
19. Be on Survivor? what? yes
20. Wear makeup in public? shhh...keep it down!
21. NOT wear makeup in public? i am a fucking BLOKE!!
22. Make someone cry? yes, if i had to, to win!!
23. Kick a baby? no
24. Date someone more than ten years older than you? no they'd be all saggy and wrinkly - o 10years, yeeeeeeep defo!!
25. Stay up all through the night? i'm not doing it again


Have you:
1.Fallen for your best friend? yes - thats a GIRL!!
2.Made out with a friend? yes
3.Been rejected? what is this
4.Been in love? yesz
5.Used someone? no
6.Been used? YES BY HANA BLACK, FROM BRACON ASH!!!!!
7.Been cool? i was born this way!!
8.Done something you regret? don't think so?


who was the last person...
9.You touched? lex
10.You talked to? hamish
11.You hugged? lex
12.You IMed? what the fuck is IMing!! for the second time!!
13.You kissed? lex
14.You had sex with? lex
15.You yelled at? finn
16.You laughed with? Das crondie!!
17.Who broke your heart? no ONE, inparticular,,, HANA BLACK!!!! (joke)
18.Who told you they loved you? lex


Do you...
19.Color your hair? no
20.Have tattoos? no
21.Have piercings? no
22.Have a girlfriend? yessssssssssssssssssss
23.Own a webcam? my bro does!
24.Own a thong? don't be silly
25.Ever get off the computer? yes,,,,thicko!!

Have you/do you/are you...
26.Stolen anything? MARBLES
27.Schizophrenic? i am the