how come you didnt add me on twitter? http://goo.gl/xytwX I thought we were gonna hook up?

someone told me that they have the hugest crush on you! go to myukcrush dot com to find out who! rode

LOL! did you see what they wrote about you in their blog? tell me its not true take a look at mybeboblog dot com ros

Hey Hey Wilgum!!!! Hows uni going? Did you get a new laptop? I hope you havn't had anymore unexpected visitors!!! See you all in a few weeks!!! I promise!

To shave-a the face...and trim the beard... This movie kicks my ass I will stop being a bebo whore Have some cheap love...I ran out...what a slutty pants...I think the emos do something like this: <3...that will have do!

William...you are a gay letterbox that says homosexual stuff like, "Put it in my mouth...num num num num num" Gross... Anyways, you're drunk, I'm drunk...yussssssssss.... The fucking magenta ink just ran out!!! FUCK!!! Ovelay Ouyay23e

hi! *page turn* I finished my film ages ago and it worked out exactly the way i wanted, i owe you big time for helping me out. I'm on holidays now i have 6 weeks, 3and a half wks in, so i must come and laugh with you some time soon.. *page turn* about nonsense.. !

YO SUP!? OKay so ...man I feel like I have written this a MILLION times today! I am back in the Hutt on WEdnesday 25th. PARTY TIME YES?? Haha. And I repeat for teh third time...How's the free condoms going down in the flat? Hahahahah! OKay I am out. P.S: I would give you love but um...Pot Plant stole the last of it

you are a gay ashley is a gay. what way do you spayil?! brown paper. broon cow, how now? i mean,.... what? YOU HAVE BOTH?! yeah, doesnt everyone?.....NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!  !!! OOOOOH STIKY STUF!!! ARJEE BARJEE!!! GOTTA GO GROSS

OOoooooooh....This cooouuuch...Brian...! Ya ears! They're like...dog ears...! .............................Ooooo  ooh Stewie, ya head! Its so...soft...h, how, how'd ya do that? Oooooh these cloooothes....he...e....ee...ee...  ..eee....ee....e...