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Amanda Smith

Roll on Sunday!2weeks of sun sea and ......strongbow!lol lanzarote look out!;)

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** i heart strongbow **
Me, Myself, and I
AIM IN LIFE is to go to circus school graduate with honours, join a circus and perform my act in speaking WHALE!!!!




2009-
*hitting rockness again!!this time there will be no passing out and missing the best acts!
*holiday for 2 weeks to lanzarote!courtesy o the desmond!
*leaving the teens and hittin the big 20



GRANDA PORN ROCKS!!!!!!


Means of drink amanda styleeee!!!

THURSAY SHOT WIT MACKAY = me spewing THE NEXT DAY from 10am-6pm !!HELL!
vodka = DEATH & SPEWAGE
cider with kimmy = HELLO SATAN
tequila = FLOOR
afershock = NEVER AGAIN
drinking with kelly = 5 FEET UNDER
CHAMPAGNE&TEQUILLA =DEATH.COM

new dance move!! INTRODUCING THE SNAKES :)


BAH BAH bah BAH BAH BBAHHHHH bah !! just for you number 2 baine!!






























rock out with your cock and hang out with ur wang out
The Other Half Of Me
Lynne MacKay

Lynne MacKay

helooo.. is it you am looking for...

Music
well i listen to anythiong thats worth my attention (which is everything bar heavy metal)i donty understand why its called music!my opinion sorry if it offends any1!i like to bump and grind wit ma fugly slut friend ny to some hip hop and some price for some lapdancing from ma lil fairy boy and some good old gambler from the sweet sounds o jonny and magpie!!am game after that!!lol
Films
anything but i do tend to scream at the horrors nd if it says its a chiller you wont see me for dust........... STEP UP 2- absolute brilliance banging movie!!
PORN!!
i like watching porn on any day that ends in Y!!! following are the subjects in which are awesome which i recommend having a peek at:

GRANDAD FUCKS YOUNG TEEN PORN,
BRIDGET THE MIDGET,
OLD MAN FUCKS BABYSITTER IN KITCHEN(are you on your period cos am coming in!!!!!!),
FUCKING MACHINES,
FISTING UP THE ASS,
GANGBANG XXX
Scared Of
MY FISH they have growen again and now they are more like killer whales than paranas!!and butterflies moths and those creepy creatures we call daddy long legs!!not good!!i have jst realised am scared of groups of crows and seagulls flying above me!!i freack ou!!
Happiest When
sleeping eating drinking, drinking, drinking sleeping eating drinking, sleeping eating talking to the elderly at work dancing and drinking drinking drinking drinking!!!woop woop
why beans is called beans!!!
well the story goes once upon a sat morn after the night before stood an alison rhind. a clean hygenic girl!to our surprise she pomped!!the beautiful young swan became a farting fugly ogar!!pricess nyree and amanda were blown away by the wrenching smell!then the fugly ogar made a fry-up duh duh duh......princess manda called out to the fugly ogar as she let one rip......................BEAN
 S i yelled you smell of shit!!theeee END ps it just stuck
amandas newwords
SPATCH adj SPATCHED = space and patch! copyright forboden!
SPANGLADESH = totally and utterley wrecked

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    Name: Amanda
    Birthday: 7th september
    Current Location: Tain
    Eye Color: Blue
    Hair Color: blonde for now
    Height: i actualy dont no
    Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
    Your Heritage: scotglish
    The Shoes You Wore Today: £3 bad boys from primark for work
    Your Weakness: Drink and a smile
    Your Fears: butterflys,moths and i am really eally scared o daddy longlegs
    Your Perfect Pizza: just a plain cheese one
    Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: find somewhere to live in aberdeen
    Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:stoshis
    Thoughts First Waking Up:agh work again or am dry
    Your Best Physical Feature: ma smile
    Your Bedtime: wen am sleepy
    Your Most Missed Memory: ma nana
    Pepsi or Coke: pint o draft coke and ice we a straw
    MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger Kings bacon double cheese burger
    Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: i dont even no wat they are
    Chocolate or Vanilla: chocalate
    Cappuccino or Coffee: neither am a tea girl
    Do you Smoke:not tobacco lol
    Do you Swear: Yes i fucking do
    Do you Sing: i do in the shower and wen am mortal on the kareoke
    Do you Shower Daily: i sure do
    Have you Been in Love:i have indeed
    Do you want to go to College: yes in aug
    Do you want to get Married: not right now unless i met the black man o ma dreams
    Do you belive in yourself: no i suck lol
    Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
    Do you think you are Attractive:no am fuly
    Are you a Health Freak:no coz that would mean giving up the beer
    Do you get along with your Parents: ma dad is dads of all dads
    Do you like Thunderstorms: not if am outside
    Do you play an Instrument: woop woop come on the clarinet
    In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: 2rite am an alcoholic
    In the past month have you Smoked: aye
    In the past month have you been on Drugs: well aye
    In the past month have you gone on a Date: nope never beem on a date sad eh!
    In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yip
    In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: wats that??
    In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yuck i hate fish
    In the past month have you been on Stage: nope
    In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
    In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:nah but id love to do it
    In the past month have you Stolen Anything: nope
    Ever been Drunk: silly question
    Ever been called a Tease: Yes
    Ever been Beaten up: No coz am from balti so people dont even try lol
    Ever Shoplifted: i have yes
    How do you want to Die: old age
    What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I want to be a fairy lol
    What country would you most like to Visit: cuba for some hot sexy dancing
    Favourite Eye Color: Blue
    Favourite Hair Color: dont mind
    Short or Long Hair: shortish
    Height: taller than me
    Weight: you never ask a girl that
    Best Clothing Style: primark woop woop
    Number of Drugs I have taken: 2
    Number of CDs I own: lots
    Number of Piercings:1 5
    Number of Tattoos: 5 stars

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  • Marni Scott
    Marni Scott

    Hey everyone! Add my new profile!!!! http://goo.gl/Leg3v

    11/20/10
  • Ross Powell
    Ross Powell

    what you saying my dear any goss we you? xxx

    3/24/10
  • Ross Powell
    Ross Powell

    hey trouble how the devil are you? any goss? xxx

    2/17/10
  • James Millwall Metcalfe
    James Millwall Metcalfe

    wat like amanda! any banter? wat u do in college? xx

    2/4/10
  • NomaSmith
    luv NomaSmith

    all i hav to say to you is ...............YOUR GAY!!! hahahahaahhaahahahahahahahahahahah  ahahah hav sum luv tho lol xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

    1/2/10
  • Ross Powell
    Ross Powell

    hows things we you my dear any banter back hame?

    12/8/09
  • Ross Powell
    luv Ross Powell

    what you saying my dear any banter we you? xxx

    11/7/09
  • Sharon W.
    luv Sharon W.

    Hey you good vidieo whats the crack

    10/27/09
  • DC
    DC

    I had a bit off a blow out last wkend mate,Was out friday,sat an the sunday,Fuck knows how i didnt run into you,Everyone else got a shot off me whether they liked it or not....lol Your going 2 have 2 try it alone mate,My kidneys are screaming at me an not in a Good way..lol The wagon is a much easier way off life so am Going back 2 my happy place...I am still going 2 buy them for you tho an get ya wrecked coz am going 2 need some sort off entertament yeah...lol Any big plans 4 halloween?xx

    10/21/09
  • DC
    luv DC

    3 weeks since your last comment,That nite out seems ages ago now eh....? Did you make rossys party last nite?I was in the land off nod mate thanks 2 the the new dram 2 beat all drams.. black aftershock an lemmonade you will love it,lol its an expensive carry on but try it amesome shit ,lol

    10/11/09
  • DC
    DC

    I think am up for that lol Ruff mate?xx

    9/13/09
  • Rebekaah
    luv Rebekaah

    lovelovelove for maaaandaaa! :) x.x.x.x.x

    9/10/09
  • Ross Powell
    luv Ross Powell

    is it your bday today huney if so happy birthday, hows things sweet cheeks? xxx

    9/7/09
  • Nicky Xxx
    luv Nicky Xxx

    Hey angel face... :D Hows things?! I was jst thinking u, kim, ali, kaylz and anyone else should defo organise a weekend down here..!! Would be madness!! Any crack wi ya? WHen u off on holiday? xxxxxxxxxxxxx

    9/1/09
  • Ross Powell
    Ross Powell

    what you saying panda bear, any banter back hame? hows you? xxx

    8/24/09
  • Nagem Yesac Recrem
    Nagem Yesac Recrem

    Awwright stranger! How are ya? Havnt seen ya about in donkey years, staying out trouble are ya? X

    8/18/09 via Mobile
  • Kim Mackay
    Kim Mackay

    Ohhh what were uz up 2...slevering all over the place i bet?! U going to Bella no?! Wee bitty gutted im missing it but hey cant really complain when im out here! Well don't wanna come home on monday, its passed well quickly! Got mysel a pair of trainers an thats it, canna fit anything else in my case it was at its weight limit on the way out. :L Think wer hitting the clubs downtown 2moro night, haha...should be interesting! Lots of love xxxxxxxxx

    8/8/09
  • Kim Mackay
    luv Kim Mackay

    Hello my wee chicken! Having an awesome time...Ross has the week off not back to work till weds! Been at the pool all day 2day...iwhat a tan i have already, u might be sick when u see me! Went to a huge water park yesterday...so much fun, screaming an loosing my bikini on every slide...good crack! Anything hapening at home?! Love u 2...xxxxx

    8/1/09
  • Nicky Xxx
    Nicky Xxx

    Ohhh u cheeky wee sausage... How are ya? U out the night? I'm a bored wee one... Wish I was still up the road!! Xxxxxx

    7/31/09 via Mobile
  • Ross Powell
    luv Ross Powell

    nay too bad pet lamb, you? alergic to flour. coolio who all is going up so far? any banter back hame you porting it this weekend i take it? xxx

    7/24/09