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Amanda Smith
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- ** i heart strongbow **
- Me, Myself, and I
- AIM IN LIFE is to go to circus school graduate with honours, join a circus and perform my act in speaking WHALE!!!!
2009-
*hitting rockness again!!this time there will be no passing out and missing the best acts!
*holiday for 2 weeks to lanzarote!courtesy o the desmond!
*leaving the teens and hittin the big 20
GRANDA PORN ROCKS!!!!!!
Means of drink amanda styleeee!!!
THURSAY SHOT WIT MACKAY = me spewing THE NEXT DAY from 10am-6pm !!HELL!
vodka = DEATH & SPEWAGE
cider with kimmy = HELLO SATAN
tequila = FLOOR
afershock = NEVER AGAIN
drinking with kelly = 5 FEET UNDER
CHAMPAGNE&TEQUILLA =DEATH.COM
new dance move!! INTRODUCING THE SNAKES
BAH BAH bah BAH BAH BBAHHHHH bah !! just for you number 2 baine!!
rock out with your cock and hang out with ur wang out
- Music
- well i listen to anythiong thats worth my attention (which is everything bar heavy metal)i donty understand why its called music!my opinion sorry if it offends any1!i like to bump and grind wit ma fugly slut friend ny to some hip hop and some price for some lapdancing from ma lil fairy boy and some good old gambler from the sweet sounds o jonny and magpie!!am game after that!!lol
- Films
- anything but i do tend to scream at the horrors nd if it says its a chiller you wont see me for dust........... STEP UP 2- absolute brilliance banging movie!!
- PORN!!
- i like watching porn on any day that ends in Y!!! following are the subjects in which are awesome which i recommend having a peek at:
GRANDAD FUCKS YOUNG TEEN PORN,
BRIDGET THE MIDGET,
OLD MAN FUCKS BABYSITTER IN KITCHEN(are you on your period cos am coming in!!!!!!),
FUCKING MACHINES,
FISTING UP THE ASS,
GANGBANG XXX - Scared Of
- MY FISH they have growen again and now they are more like killer whales than paranas!!and butterflies moths and those creepy creatures we call daddy long legs!!not good!!i have jst realised am scared of groups of crows and seagulls flying above me!!i freack ou!!
- Happiest When
- sleeping eating drinking, drinking, drinking sleeping eating drinking, sleeping eating talking to the elderly at work dancing and drinking drinking drinking drinking!!!woop woop
- why beans is called beans!!!
- well the story goes once upon a sat morn after the night before stood an alison rhind. a clean hygenic girl!to our surprise she pomped!!the beautiful young swan became a farting fugly ogar!!pricess nyree and amanda were blown away by the wrenching smell!then the fugly ogar made a fry-up duh duh duh......princess manda called out to the fugly ogar as she let one rip......................BEAN
S i yelled you smell of shit!!theeee END ps it just stuck - amandas newwords
- SPATCH adj SPATCHED = space and patch! copyright forboden!
SPANGLADESH = totally and utterley wrecked
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its all about me
Name: Amanda
Birthday: 7th september
Current Location: Tain
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: blonde for now
Height: i actualy dont no
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: scotglish
The Shoes You Wore Today: £3 bad boys from primark for work
Your Weakness: Drink and a smile
Your Fears: butterflys,moths and i am really eally scared o daddy longlegs
Your Perfect Pizza: just a plain cheese one
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: find somewhere to live in aberdeen
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:stoshis
Thoughts First Waking Up:agh work again or am dry
Your Best Physical Feature: ma smile
Your Bedtime: wen am sleepy
Your Most Missed Memory: ma nana
Pepsi or Coke: pint o draft coke and ice we a straw
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger Kings bacon double cheese burger
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: i dont even no wat they are
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocalate
Cappuccino or Coffee: neither am a tea girl
Do you Smoke:not tobacco lol
Do you Swear: Yes i fucking do
Do you Sing: i do in the shower and wen am mortal on the kareoke
Do you Shower Daily: i sure do
Have you Been in Love:i have indeed
Do you want to go to College: yes in aug
Do you want to get Married: not right now unless i met the black man o ma dreams
Do you belive in yourself: no i suck lol
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive:no am fuly
Are you a Health Freak:no coz that would mean giving up the beer
Do you get along with your Parents: ma dad is dads of all dads
Do you like Thunderstorms: not if am outside
Do you play an Instrument: woop woop come on the clarinet
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: 2rite am an alcoholic
In the past month have you Smoked: aye
In the past month have you been on Drugs: well aye
In the past month have you gone on a Date: nope never beem on a date sad eh!
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yip
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: wats that??
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yuck i hate fish
In the past month have you been on Stage: nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:nah but id love to do it
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: nope
Ever been Drunk: silly question
Ever been called a Tease: Yes
Ever been Beaten up: No coz am from balti so people dont even try lol
Ever Shoplifted: i have yes
How do you want to Die: old age
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I want to be a fairy lol
What country would you most like to Visit: cuba for some hot sexy dancing
Favourite Eye Color: Blue
Favourite Hair Color: dont mind
Short or Long Hair: shortish
Height: taller than me
Weight: you never ask a girl that
Best Clothing Style: primark woop woop
Number of Drugs I have taken: 2
Number of CDs I own: lots
Number of Piercings:1 5
Number of Tattoos: 5 stars0 Comments 270 weeks
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Marni Scott11/20/10Hey everyone! Add my new profile!!!! http://goo.gl/Leg3v
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Ross Powell3/24/10what you saying my dear any goss we you? xxx
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Ross Powell2/17/10hey trouble how the devil are you? any goss? xxx
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James Millwall Metcalfe2/4/10wat like amanda! any banter? wat u do in college? xx
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1/2/10
NomaSmith
all i hav to say to you is ...............YOUR GAY!!! hahahahaahhaahahahahahahahahahahah ahahah hav sum luv tho lol xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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Ross Powell12/8/09hows things we you my dear any banter back hame?
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DC10/21/09I had a bit off a blow out last wkend mate,Was out friday,sat an the sunday,Fuck knows how i didnt run into you,Everyone else got a shot off me whether they liked it or not....lol Your going 2 have 2 try it alone mate,My kidneys are screaming at me an not in a Good way..lol The wagon is a much easier way off life so am Going back 2 my happy place...I am still going 2 buy them for you tho an get ya wrecked coz am going 2 need some sort off entertament yeah...lol Any big plans 4 halloween?xx
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10/11/09
DC
3 weeks since your last comment,That nite out seems ages ago now eh....? Did you make rossys party last nite?I was in the land off nod mate thanks 2 the the new dram 2 beat all drams.. black aftershock an lemmonade you will love it,lol its an expensive carry on but try it amesome shit ,lol
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DC9/13/09I think am up for that lol Ruff mate?xx
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9/1/09
Nicky Xxx
Hey angel face...
Hows things?! I was jst thinking u, kim, ali, kaylz and anyone else should defo organise a weekend down here..!! Would be madness!! Any crack wi ya? WHen u off on holiday? xxxxxxxxxxxxx
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Ross Powell8/24/09what you saying panda bear, any banter back hame? hows you? xxx
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8/18/09 via Mobile
Nagem Yesac Recrem
Awwright stranger! How are ya? Havnt seen ya about in donkey years, staying out trouble are ya? X
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Kim Mackay8/8/09Ohhh what were uz up 2...slevering all over the place i bet?! U going to Bella no?! Wee bitty gutted im missing it but hey cant really complain when im out here! Well don't wanna come home on monday, its passed well quickly! Got mysel a pair of trainers an thats it, canna fit anything else in my case it was at its weight limit on the way out.
Think wer hitting the clubs downtown 2moro night, haha...should be interesting! Lots of love xxxxxxxxx
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8/1/09
Kim Mackay
Hello my wee chicken! Having an awesome time...Ross has the week off not back to work till weds! Been at the pool all day 2day...iwhat a tan i have already, u might be sick when u see me! Went to a huge water park yesterday...so much fun, screaming an loosing my bikini on every slide...good crack! Anything hapening at home?! Love u 2...xxxxx
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7/31/09 via Mobile
Nicky Xxx
Ohhh u cheeky wee sausage... How are ya? U out the night? I'm a bored wee one... Wish I was still up the road!! Xxxxxx
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7/24/09
Ross Powell
nay too bad pet lamb, you? alergic to flour. coolio who all is going up so far? any banter back hame you porting it this weekend i take it? xxx
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here is a prezzie nd a birthday muffin from me nd Beans!!!! Peace! x
Kelz 0 RepliesFancy going Trout Tickling...wooooooooo!x
Kim Mackay 0 Repliestried t brighten it up a bit w the green...thinkin it made it worse tho!!haha!!! MISS YOU!! xxxxx
Alison Rhind 0 Replies