Once upon a time, in a land where people fought with pens two people: a boy and a girl entered a raving party. They snuck around the house with each others shoes and the boy was very mean and pulled the tassels off the girls boots, before locking himself in the bathroom with a curry.

Before long, the girl enticed her way into the bathroom and sat on the boy (and the curry) in the bath. All of a sudden; the door BURST open..

all that could be seen silhouetted in the doorway was ablobbed shaped human being.. The boy and girl screamed and jumped out of the 2nd storey window- the boy protecting his curry. They landed on the floor and roleed over and over (the ground) Curry flew everywhere and the boy whimpered slightly.

But there was no time to cry over spilt cuisine as the human blob appeared at the door (he couldn't fit through the window)

(or the door) in fact, they needed a wrecking ball to make one big enough. However the tank was clever, and on his way into the house had charged the wall and made a BIG hole =]

And now he was upon them (literally) Not that they could be seen from under him. Meanwhile, the rest of the curry mysteriously disappeared...

The boy however had a plan! and whipped out his inflatable Chainsaw! Wrrrrrrannnnngrrrrrrrg (chainsaw noise) Tank Squealed like a little mouse and ran waddled to the nearest chip shop.

Once upon a time, in a garden far away, there were several pixies and a large ham sandwich. The pixies began to munch on each others legs as they fought over the mouth watering sandwich. However, pixie number 3 aptly named aarnold mistook a leg for something else entirely...

Pixie 2 Squealed with delight and raised the flag of surrender as something like cream egg washed over her. Pixie 1 looked over at the flag; a wave of jealousy passing through his body as he ran to join in.

However, in his rush to strip doen to his fetching pixie thong, he didn't seethe elf hiding in the bush.. This elf had very large hair, and a Very large waist, and ambushed the semi naked pixie. He didn't know it yet, but the pixie was about to have a close encounter of the tank variety!

As the tank got out his rope again, the pixie realised the elf was of the bondage variety! The pixie however, much preffered to be the dominant one and whipped out his handcuffs! Much to his suprise, the Tank loved a bit of role play and got out his 'Robber' outfit.

The pixie shuddered and thought to himself 'This is going to be a long night'

[J]aaaack...excentricly literate well salt my peanuts you know your bored when you watch the end credits of solitaire says:
katie im officially bored!!

- кαтιє..x // N.i.n.o's In Rome: April \\ x.. You Contradict The Fact You, Still Want Me Around...x says:
i know! me tooooooooooooooooooo

- кαтιє..x // N.i.n.o's In Rome: April \\ x.. You Contradict The Fact You, Still Want Me Around...x says:
tell me a story?


[J]aaaack...excentricly literate well salt my peanuts you know your bored when you watch the end credits of solitaire says:
okay once upon a time the was a little boy named.... jason and he went for a walk into the woods to find his fav tree...

[J]aaaack...excentricly literate well salt my peanuts you know your bored when you watch the end credits of solitaire says:
and

[J]aaaack...excentricly literate well salt my peanuts you know your bored when you watch the end credits of solitaire says:
im stuck

[J]aaaack...excentricly literate well salt my peanuts you know your bored when you watch the end credits of solitaire says:
okay you take over

- кαтιє..x // N.i.n.o's In Rome: April \\ x.. You Contradict The Fact You, Still Want Me Around...x says:
Jason got a feeling someone was following him, apprehension and fear crawled down his backbone, as his heart began to race. a boulder shape emmerged out of the shadows, carrying rope..

[J]aaaack...excentricly literate well salt my peanuts you know your bored when you watch the end credits of solitaire says:
however he toold the rope merchant that he much preferered pieces of string...

- кαтιє..x // N.i.n.o's In Rome: April \\ x.. You Contradict The Fact You, Still Want Me Around...x says:
As a slimy smile creeped across the mans face Jason soon realised this was not a normal rope merchant. Jason had heard of this boulder like man before, had heard the myth of TANK

[J]aaaack...excentricly literate well salt my peanuts you know your bored when you watch the end credits of solitaire says:
yes indeed one of his friends... katryn... had had a bad experience with hui in a field

- кαтιє..x // N.i.n.o's In Rome: April \\ x.. You Contradict The Fact You, Still Want Me Around...x says:
she had unassumingly accepted the rope of the strange man in the hopes he would go away.

[J]aaaack...excentricly literate well salt my peanuts you know your bored when you watch the end credits of solitaire says:
ah well thats the firt mistake and jason wont make it

- кαтιє..x // N.i.n.o's In Rome: April \\ x.. You Contradict The Fact You, Still Want Me Around...x says:
he distracted the TANK by throwing a bar of chocolate onto the floor, turned and ran away. howver, his deception didnt work and thethud of the tanks angry feet soon followed behind him

[J]aaaack...excentricly literate well salt my peanuts you know your bored when you watch the end credits of solitaire says:
hoever he desquised himself as a healthy salad and tank ran away rater fast

- кαтιє..x // N.i.n.o's In Rome: April \\ x.. You Contradict The Fact You, Still Want Me Around...x says:
just as jason thought his plan was a success. a giant WERERABBIT appaeared!

[J]aaaack...excentricly literate well salt my peanuts you know your bored when you watch the end credits of solitaire says:
oooo lapin garou

[J]aaaack...excentricly literate well salt my peanuts you know your bored when you watch the end credits of solitaire says:
however he quickly tamed he wee rabbit with a carrot from the healthy salad and rode it away to safety

- кαтιє..x // N.i.n.o's In Rome: April \\ x.. You Contradict The Fact You, Still Want Me Around...x says:
Jason thanked the rabbit for transporting him home safely, and walked back into his house, jason smiled to himself, as he remebered he never saw his tree