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Diiz

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  • Male, Luv 683
  • from Glen Eden ? ; ]
  • I am Single
  • Profile views: 8,777
  • Member since: August 2006
  • Last active: Mar 21
  • www.bebo.com/iSamson
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About Me

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Chuz ;)
Me, Myself, and I
The names

S
aMsOn ;]
Year 11
Mt Albert Grammar
► Dancing -A passion in the making ♫♥

Freshness Till Deathness
-Samson
;)
Change
Theres always room for it -
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One thing bout music when it hits you feel no pain . :)
Yo Chuz
If your stupid and you know it ( go play in traffic :) )

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  • Funny things to do when i go shopping!

    Things to do when i go shopping! =]

    01. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's trolleys when they aren't looking.

    02. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals

    03. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the ladies toilet.

    04. Move a 'CAUTION -WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.


    05. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and shout:
    "Why can't you people just leave me alone!?"

    06. While handling large knives in the Kitchen Dept, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are located.

    07. Dart around the store suspiciously, while loudly humming the theme from Mission Impossible.

    08. Hide in a clothing rack . . . and when people browse through, say:
    "PICK ME!!! PICK ME!!!"

    09. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, hit the floor and assume the foetal position and scream:
    "NO!......It's those voices again!!!"

    And last but not least:

    10. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while... then yell:
    "........there's no toilet paper in here!"

    10 Comments 251 weeks

  • 11 rules of Bebo

    READ THIS!
    _____________________________

    one.
    If you're ugly,
    stop acting like you don't know it.
    The captions under your picture that says
    "top model pose"
    "sexy bitch"
    "arnt i hot"
    doesn't convince anyone.
    _____________________________

    two.
    To the people who have like 25,000 friends,
    are you serious?
    Nobody in this universe can keep up with that many friends.
    You're stupid.
    Go play in traffic.
    _____________________________


    three.
    Don't ever post pictures and say
    "OMG, I'm so ugly"
    "OMG,I'm so fat"
    because if you were,
    you wouldn't post them.
    _____________________________


    four.
    Nobody cares about threats over the internet.
    Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard.
    Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics;
    even if you win,
    you're still retarded.

    _____________________________

    five.
    Making 20 bulletins a day
    about how you have new pictures
    and begging people to comment on them is pathetic.
    Make the bulletin once if you have to,
    and those who actually care about you
    will comment on your pics.

    _____________________________

    six.
    If all your pictures look the same,
    don't post them all.
    Please put some variety in your pics.
    Nobody wants to see your face
    8 different ways.
    _____________________________


    seven.
    Who really cares if
    I don't accept you as a friend?
    MOVE ON!!!
    Don't send me another request or message asking
    "what's up with you not adding me?"
    I don't want you as a friend;
    that's what's up!

    _____________________________

    eight.
    Little 6th graders who have bebos
    and look like sluts,
    go somewhere else
    because nobody wants you here.!!!
    _____________________________


    nine.
    If you have decided to read this,
    you are a true bebo Friend.
    Real friends read their bulletins.

    _____________________________

    ten.
    I say you go and pass this on
    and maybe it will finally get through people's brains
    (if they have them).
    _____________________________


    eleven.
    And if you open a msg and it says something like
    "repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will rape your dog tonight,"
    IT'S NOT REAL!
    QUIT BEING AN IDIOT!!!!!!!!
    PEOPLE WHO HAVE NO LIFE WHATSOEVER MAKE THAT SHIT UP THINKING THAT PEOPLE WILL FALL FOR THEIR STUPID TRAP!!! AND YOU DO!!!!

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  • -Samie Minaj-
    luv -Samie Minaj-

    Ay bruv , dont forget to share da luv...as if you still use this

    Mar 29
  • Tevita Pua

    not as active as you mateeee

    1/3/11
  • Oooshh
    Oooshh

    aww we'll just see on saturday aey :L

    12/9/10
  • Oooshh
    Oooshh

    ohh yehh ? lmao :L . hha aw nah i bet you wont lols . :P x

    12/2/10
  • Oooshh
    Oooshh

    hahahha lols :L naww egg . oh yup sure you are hha! x

    12/2/10
  • Oooshh
    Oooshh

    aww aey ? hahahah . im sure you have like 2 friends tops :S hha . awhh are you sur yhure humble lols . x

    12/1/10
  • RasuLk
    luv RasuLk

    samson DEEZ !! :L man howz mah brother doing. lng tym no tlk brah hows mags lol. ya skarx;o anywaes holars aiight.. K LUS AR ..

    11/30/10
  • Oooshh
    Oooshh

    shudub egg :L ha ohh you dont have frends ? just people hha :P this gangster . x

    11/29/10
  • Oooshh
    Oooshh

    haha whadever lols , just sum mates from sch lols wby ?

    11/29/10
  • Oh.My.Goodness
    Oh.My.Goodness

    x Hahr thaankz :D

    11/29/10
  • Scallee
    Scallee

    your nice ;o

    11/28/10 via Mobile
  • Oooshh
    Oooshh

    hhaha funny i aint no skux , thad would be you lol . x

    11/28/10
  • Oh.My.Goodness
    luv Oh.My.Goodness

    x Hahr , nqaaw :L :L One mre plees ? :P Ijus want three hundred harts :L

    11/28/10
  • Oh.My.Goodness
    luv Oh.My.Goodness

    x Hahr , thaaynk you .. Fr the ONE hart :L :L Heas one bak at yah :P

    11/27/10
  • Oooshh
    Oooshh

    ahahahha ohhh truu nah yhurre going to skux iht aey ! hha x

    11/27/10
  • Oh.My.Goodness
    Oh.My.Goodness

    x Giz us a hart plees :P Ineed two mre to reach 300 :P

    11/27/10
  • Oooshh
    Oooshh

    yehpp hha! yehh ihts gonna be mean :) lols are you going ? hha oh kewl part?x

    11/26/10
  • Oooshh
    Oooshh

    hhaa dont act like you aint excited just a lil :P hha ! aww thanks lols . mmm nahd muhj going welly for xmas otherwise nothing hha wby ?x

    11/26/10
  • Manuiaa
    Manuiaa

    _ ummm i donnt knnw , buut i waaLked ihhn wwiv mmy maayte nnd i saaw yuue oohn daa cornner i waas lykee daat quuy luukz faamiLaar i waas qnna qqo hi buut yuue mmiqht be lykee ummm duu i knnw yuue . LOL !

    11/26/10 via Mobile
  • Manuiaa
    Manuiaa

    heey reembere mmwe manuuia aka manuu frmm innt ? . Hahaa : well broo ihhn daa hLidaays i saaw yuue ihhn daa traain . LOL :

    11/26/10 via Mobile