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Diiz
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- Last active: Mar 21
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Funny things to do when i go shopping!
Things to do when i go shopping! =]
01. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's trolleys when they aren't looking.
02. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals
03. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the ladies toilet.
04. Move a 'CAUTION -WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
05. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and shout:
"Why can't you people just leave me alone!?"
06. While handling large knives in the Kitchen Dept, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are located.
07. Dart around the store suspiciously, while loudly humming the theme from Mission Impossible.
08. Hide in a clothing rack . . . and when people browse through, say:
"PICK ME!!! PICK ME!!!"
09. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, hit the floor and assume the foetal position and scream:
"NO!......It's those voices again!!!"
And last but not least:
10. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while... then yell:
"........there's no toilet paper in here!"
10 Comments 251 weeks
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11 rules of Bebo
READ THIS!
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one.
If you're ugly,
stop acting like you don't know it.
The captions under your picture that says
"top model pose"
"sexy bitch"
"arnt i hot"
doesn't convince anyone.
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two.
To the people who have like 25,000 friends,
are you serious?
Nobody in this universe can keep up with that many friends.
You're stupid.
Go play in traffic.
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three.
Don't ever post pictures and say
"OMG, I'm so ugly"
"OMG,I'm so fat"
because if you were,
you wouldn't post them.
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four.
Nobody cares about threats over the internet.
Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard.
Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics;
even if you win,
you're still retarded.
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five.
Making 20 bulletins a day
about how you have new pictures
and begging people to comment on them is pathetic.
Make the bulletin once if you have to,
and those who actually care about you
will comment on your pics.
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six.
If all your pictures look the same,
don't post them all.
Please put some variety in your pics.
Nobody wants to see your face
8 different ways.
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seven.
Who really cares if
I don't accept you as a friend?
MOVE ON!!!
Don't send me another request or message asking
"what's up with you not adding me?"
I don't want you as a friend;
that's what's up!
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eight.
Little 6th graders who have bebos
and look like sluts,
go somewhere else
because nobody wants you here.!!!
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nine.
If you have decided to read this,
you are a true bebo Friend.
Real friends read their bulletins.
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ten.
I say you go and pass this on
and maybe it will finally get through people's brains
(if they have them).
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eleven.
And if you open a msg and it says something like
"repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will rape your dog tonight,"
IT'S NOT REAL!
QUIT BEING AN IDIOT!!!!!!!!
PEOPLE WHO HAVE NO LIFE WHATSOEVER MAKE THAT SHIT UP THINKING THAT PEOPLE WILL FALL FOR THEIR STUPID TRAP!!! AND YOU DO!!!!1 Comment 251 weeks
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Mar 29
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Tevita Pua1/3/11
not as active as you mateeee
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Oooshh12/9/10aww we'll just see on saturday aey
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Oooshh12/2/10ohh yehh ? lmao
. hha aw nah i bet you wont lols .
x
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Oooshh12/2/10hahahha lols
naww egg . oh yup sure you are hha! x
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Oooshh12/1/10aww aey ? hahahah . im sure you have like 2 friends tops :S hha . awhh are you sur yhure humble lols . x
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11/30/10
RasuLk
samson DEEZ !!
man howz mah brother doing. lng tym no tlk brah hows mags lol. ya skarx
anywaes holars aiight.. K LUS AR ..
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Oooshh11/29/10shudub egg
ha ohh you dont have frends ? just people hha
this gangster . x
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Oooshh11/29/10haha whadever lols , just sum mates from sch lols wby ?
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Oh.My.Goodness11/29/10x Hahr thaankz
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11/28/10
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Oooshh11/28/10hhaha funny i aint no skux , thad would be you lol . x
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11/28/10
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11/27/10
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Oooshh11/27/10ahahahha ohhh truu nah yhurre going to skux iht aey ! hha x
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Oh.My.Goodness11/27/10x Giz us a hart plees
Ineed two mre to reach 300
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Oooshh11/26/10yehpp hha! yehh ihts gonna be mean
lols are you going ? hha oh kewl part?x
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Oooshh11/26/10hhaa dont act like you aint excited just a lil
hha ! aww thanks lols . mmm nahd muhj going welly for xmas otherwise nothing hha wby ?x
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11/26/10 via Mobile
Manuiaa
_ ummm i donnt knnw , buut i waaLked ihhn wwiv mmy maayte nnd i saaw yuue oohn daa cornner i waas lykee daat quuy luukz faamiLaar i waas qnna qqo hi buut yuue mmiqht be lykee ummm duu i knnw yuue . LOL !
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11/26/10 via Mobile
Manuiaa
heey reembere mmwe manuuia aka manuu frmm innt ? . Hahaa : well broo ihhn daa hLidaays i saaw yuue ihhn daa traain . LOL :
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