On the 17th on June, something wonderful happened. Myself and 4 other classy gents from Costa del Kdy had been sittin outside Wembley Stadium in London for 4 hours in the blistering sunshine waiting for the most epic concert of our generation to commence. Banter was had and suncream was passed round, yet still we waited. Then at about 4pm we were let loose into the brand spanking new stadium. We power walked like men possessed to get to the golden circle at the very front of the pitch. At 8pm it happened. Muse came on the stage after being supported by Shy Child, Biffy Clyro and My Chemical Romance, and what followed would turn out to be the best concert in the history of the world. For 2 and a half hours Muse wowed the tens of thousands of fans who had come to see them play and put on the best show we had ever seen. It was better than I could have ever imagined and that I will never forget. The memories will live on as we have been promised a dvd of the show to be released soon. It is well worth a watch! And that, ladies and gents, is why Muse are my favourite band!

1. David Hasselhoff is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a
game of tennis.

2. There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures David
Hasselhoff allows to live.

3. When David Hasselhoff drinks pee, his asparagus smells funny.

4. When David Hasselhoff was born, the nurse said, "Holy Cow! That's
David Hasselhoff!" Then she had sex with him. At that point, she was the third girl he had slept with.

5. When David Hasselhoff goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

6. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects David Hasselhoff could use to kill you, including the room itself.

7. The popular videogame "Doom" is based loosely around the time Satan borrowed two bucks from David Hasselhoff and forgot to pay him back.

8. David Hasselhoff can count backwards from infinity.

9. Crop circles are David's way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the fuck down.

10. When David Hasselhoff jumps into a body of water, he doesn't get wet. The water gets David instead.

11. David Hasselhoff can divide by zero.

12. In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by David Hasselhoff, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone has ever come to matching him.

13. David Hasselhoff is not lactose intolerant; he just refuses to put up with lactose's shit.

14. David Hasselhoff has two speeds: walk and kill.

15. David Hasselhoff is the reason why Wally is hiding.

16. David Hasselhoff can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night!

17. You are what you eat. That is why David Hasselhoff diet consists entirely of bricks, steel, and the tears of small children.

18. David Hasselhoff once beat Super Mario Bros 3 without even touching his Nintendo controller. He just yelled at his TV in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich, and the game beat itself out of fear.

19. David Hasselhoff played Russian roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

20. If you were to lock David Hasselhoff in a room with a guitar, a year later you would have the greatest album ever; it would sweep the Grammy's. When asked why he doesn't do this David replied "Because Grammy's are for queers." Then he ate a knife to show the seriousness of his response.

21. On his birthday, David Hasselhoff randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

22. When David Hasselhoff does a push up, he isn't lifting himself up; he's pushing the Earth down.

23. Whenever David Hasselhoff puts out a cigarette, he throws it in slow motion into a long line of gasoline and calmly walks away as an inferno erupts behind him.

24. David Hasselhoff invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink! Tom Cruise invented pink.

25. David Hasselhoff coined the phrase, "I could eat a Horse" after he ate every last unicorn in existence.

26. David Hasselhoff haunts Freddy Krueger's nightmares.

27. The eternal conundrum "what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object" was finally solved when David Hasselhoff punched himself in the face.

dudes, sum1's gotta tell me.....how the hell does deal or no deal work?! how in the name of gordon bennet do folk no wot 2 do?! i'm lost like, totally lost!