Ha this is quite funny!
Take the first letter of your first name:

A - I fucked
B - I have
C - I need
D - I sucked
E - I gave head to
F - I got wet n wild with
G - I tasted
H - I played
I - I swallowed down
J - I blew
K - I got down and dirty with
L - I loved
M - I hated
N - I was desperate for
O - I ordered
P - I partied with
Q - I had quickie with
R - I got rowdy with
S - I sold
T - I turned on
U - I gave birth to
V - I stripped for
W - I milked
X - I gave hand to
Y - I aroused
Z - I sold

Take the last letter in your last name:

A - a hobo
B - a male stripper
C - a cat
D - a pencil
E - a naked statue
F - a firefighter
G - a goat
H - a MILF
I - a bastard
J - a male prostitute
K - a clock
L - an adult toy
M - a Louis Vuitton bag
N - a whore
O - a DILF
P - a pimp
Q - a quarter
R - a pornstar
S - a slut
T - a nerd
U - a stuft animal
V - a bitch
W - an ugly fat kid
X - a cheerleader
Y - a gay guy
Z - a pyromaniac

Now take your middle initial (if you have no middle name, put the first letter of your mothers maiden name):

A - and I enjoyed it
B - for a one night stand
C - for money
D - so I could hookup with a jock
E - and I got banged after
F - for a water bra
G - for a cherry flavored condom
H - so I could get a nose job
I - for a vacation
J - for birth control
K - for a shopping spree
L - so people would talk about me
M - and it was hot
N - so I could get butt implants
O - for sex
P - so I could go around naked
Q - all for lust
R - just for the attention
S - for love
T - so I could be sexy
U - all for a fat kid
V - and i hated it
W - all for pleasure
X - so I could get a boob job
Y - for lube
Z - all for a hot guy

~OK PICK THE 2ND LETTER IN YOUR 1ST NAME~....
A - Beautiful
B - Ugly
C - Pretty
D - Jewish
E - Sexy
F - Hot
G - Boyish
H - Preppy
I - Girly
J - Gothic
K - Punky
L - Popular
M - Geeky
N - Nerdy
O - Retarded
P - Gay
Q - Lesbian
R - Gorgeous
S - Lesbian
T - Emo
U - Christian
V - Wonderful
W - Slutty
X - Bitchy
Y - Under-appreciated
Z - Over-appreciated

~OK NOW THE 2ND LETTER IN YOUR LAST NAME~....

A - Alcoholic
B - Boy
C - Bitch
D - Obsesser
E - Sex machine
F - Retard
G - Girl
H - Jew
I - Geek
J - Goth
K - Nerd
L - Motherfucker
M - Whore
N - Punk
O - Beauty Queen
P - Princess
Q - Queen
R - Babe
S - Crackwhore
T - Fucker
U - Asshole
V - Jackass
W - Slut
X - Scaredy-cat
Y - Coward
Z - Chocoholic