What an incredible Cinderella story, this unknown comes outta no where to lead the pack, at Augusta. He's on his final hole, he's about 455 yards away - he's gonna hit about a two-iron I think. Oh he got all of that one! The crowd is standing on its feet here, the normally reserved Augusta crowd - going wild - for this young Cinderella, he's come outta no where, he's got about 350 yards left, he's gonna hit about a five-iron, don't you think? He's got a beautiful backswing - that's - Oh he got all of that one! He's gotta be pleased with that, the crowd is just on its feet here, uh - He's the Cinderella boy, uh - tears in his eyes I guess as he lines up this last shot, he's got about 195 yards left, he's got about a - its looks like he's got about an eight-iron. This crowd has gone deathly silent, the Cinderella story, outta no where, a former greenskeeper now - about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac - It's in the Hole!

Some total Gaylord has switched off my FlashPlayer on this cunt of a computer so I can't see any of the videos I'm uploading!
I've just put up the classic music Video 'Safety Dance', look out for the Dwarfs in funny hats,todays bands could learn alot from this.
As I can't see it sombody will have to tell me if the video works or not, or if it turns out to be some sort of strange sweedish porn instead of a music video!

Later days!

I raped a Goat last night.
Well, It wasn't so much 'rape' in the end, but thats how it started. He enjoyed it in his own little way I'm sure.
I left with his phone number.