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The Great Effrum
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- havin a quiet one
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You Know You're a Stoner When... (sorry mcGurk, but its too damn funny...so i stole it!!)
1.You're eating something on your way home thinking about what you're gonna eat when you get home!
2.Every cylinderical object you see, turns into plans on a new smoking device....
3.Someone has ever come up to you on the street and said "Hi" and you said "Yep."
4.You think being stoned to death would be a damn good way to go out.
5.You have ever smoked pot before 8 o'clock in the morning.
6.when you go into mcdonalds and order a double cheesburger and hand them your bag of weed thinking it's money
7.when u cant hold in the hit without laughing so hard u cough and it hurts like hell (doesnt it?)
8.when u end up trying to converse with your pets
9.when u mix ice cream and special k and call it the greatest invention ever
10.when youre burning your mouth with steaming hot pizza and keep eating it
11.when you cant put on your seatbelt after 10 minutes of trying
12.when you go to buy food and the only thing you buy is pop rocks, nerds, and every single wonka candy you find.
13.when someone you know bumps into you, says hi, and you just cant answer because of how high you are
14.when your buddy tells you to roll another, and half an hour later you wonder why no one's smoking.
15.When people can be screaming your name and you won't here them ('cause you're all zoned out), but when they say marijuana, it immediately gets your attention.
16.You find out the meaning of the universe. Then forget.
17.when u stare at color changeing lites for an hour and whenever someone trys to pull you away from them you do them physical harm.
18.when you have something insightful to say to your friend but instead you cough and say "...dude..."
19.when you fall asleep 5 minutes after starting a movie.
20.You look for something for 30 minutes and find out it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.
21.You fumble with your words while trying to casually return a greeting from someone as you pass by them.
22.When you call to deliver pizza, spend 10 minutes on the phone with the dude, wait 2 hours for it to come, and realize you didn't give them your address
23.when you light your cig the wrong way.
24.When you say things like "I wish I were a little bit stoneder".
25.you stare at the T.V when its not turned on....
26.After eating 2 bags of potato chips, 4pop tarts, 3 slices of pizza and several slim jims; you sit around wondering when the munchies are going to kick in.
28.You flip through ten channels on the TV before you realize you were just trying to turn up the volume.
27.when you feel your having the best time of your life aw good times!
its so true2 Comments 350 weeks
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Bill Hicks on Speacial Effects
I love the movies. Love 'em. Now I'm watching Terminator 2 the other day and I'm thinkin' to myself "they cannot top the stunts in this film, they cannot top this shit", unless, they start using terminally ill people as stunt people in feature films.... well hear me out, cos I know to a lot of you this may seem a little cruel. "Aww Bill, terminally ill stunt people? That's cruel!" You know what I think's cruel? Leaving your loved ones to die in a hospital room surrounded by strangers. Fuck that! Put 'em in the movies! What, you wanna let your grandmother live out her last days in a sterile hospital room, with translucent skin so thin you can see her last heartbeat work its way down her blue veins, or do you want her to meet Chuck Norris?
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Jay Ranting on the Internet...."What the fuck is the Internet?"
All you motherfuckers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little bitches. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax fucks who are making that movie, we're gonna make 'em eat our shit, then shit out our shit, then eat their shit which is made up of our shit that we made 'em eat. Then you're all you motherfucks are next.
Love, Jay and Silent Bob2 Comments 374 weeks
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how come you didnt add me on twitter? http://goo.gl/nV2JJ I thought we were gonna hook up?
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Jenny1/14/09hey stranger! x
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12/15/08
Katie O'Mahony
I know you... we shouted to each other drunkenly in the dark 3 hours before my first day in work.
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Macaulay Cobban12/10/08I was thinking about organising a leaders weekend in becksfield during the xmas holidays. would be up for it?
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Shane Booth11/20/08Jakeanopolis, hows all in the motherland?
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11/20/08
Ciara O'Donoghue
Well Jake! Unfortunatly there isnt too much going on here.I failed an exam - fuck. That was my first EVER failed exam...kinda depressing really.But it was the final exam for one of my classes and i REALLY dont want to have to do the repeat because that means actaully doing the readings.Theres two whole books to read AND 10 readings...i just dont want to. Was at ilovetechno at the weekend and must say that at this stage i am impartialtotechno.Id never done our circular little friends without you there and i must admit it just wasnt the same.I had nobody to keep me hydrated with water.Then i drank far too much water and threw it all up.Not fun, although the night in general was a lot of fun. Im coming home on Dec 4th with 3 friends from here and i insist you come out to the pub or something and meet them.I insist!!Or i'll cry, and i dont think you'd want that on your head...actually,i dont really think you'd care,but lets pretend you would.What you been up to in Dub? Crack? xx
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Yani Scully Lane11/4/08who nos jake, who nos!!
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11/4/08
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jake! you wonderful, strange and elusive man. hows your face? i heard about the inevitable but very sad dissapearance of the musshies....its very very warm here. phew. im sweating just writing this! any news your end of the globe? i expect interesting facts and figures about Ireland and the current state of all of your faces, =-)
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Yani Scully Lane10/29/08
jake!! ANSWER ME!!! please......
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10/19/08
Ciara O'Donoghue
Oh Jake, you mushie mess! When did you leave Jens party? Had no idea you were such a drug whore....although i guess i shouldve taken sziget as a pretty big, neon pink, sign. xx
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10/5/08
Ciara O'Donoghue
Hmm...yes,im thinking that may be a little dangerous! Ye,im home on the 16th. Cant wait. Av and Jen visit next week so hopefully the time will fly. Just have to get by an exam on Wed first. And off to Brussels for the day on Fri. But of course we can chat while drinking. But i insist that we start the chat sober...and then get as fucked as the night will take us. My english is getting so crap over here. I have to speak simple english which is destroying my highly sophisticated english. Damn!x
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Ciara O'Donoghue9/29/08
JAKE!!! How are you? Why last time i saw you........was only Friday!!!! AND im home in 3weeks so i best be seeing you then again. Except perhaps this time we can see each other when we're both sober and drug free. But then we can always get drunk. But a wee sober chat wud be delightful. So that fine ever get put on ur card? I REALLY hope not. Let us know if it does. Im sure everyone would help out. Oh and by the way your a fool for giving them the card (sorry), xxx
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9/11/08
Ciara O'Donoghue
Ooh....is everyone going to go? If so you want to do me a HUGE favour and get me a ticket? Ill pay you back as soon as i get home and also buy you a drink. Bargain really.x
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