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Selffy.
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Male, 19,
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- from Edinburgh, SCOTLAND :D
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-mikey
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-bakerboy (aka cleaner)
-gay
-in love with jamie
-caffy's wee pal.
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- a sexy girlfriend that fancies the pants off me. and likes to hack my bebo. mwahahah. hiya btw (: i love you (L) xxx
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1.What DVD is in your DVD player right now?
American Dad : Season 3
2.If you were abandoned in the wilderness, would you survive?
Yeh. I catch Ray Mears occasionally.
3.Do you look more like your mum or your dad?
People say I look like my dad, but I cant see it.
4.Is that your natural hair color?
Indeed.
5.How many hours of sleep did you get last night?
Dunno. Kept waking up like every half hour.
6.Are any of your great-grandparents still alive?
No.
7.Do you have a crush on anyone?
Hellz Yeh (Hayley Williams - You will be mine, dead or Alive)
8.How long have you known them and do they know you like them?
For a couple o' years. Its doubtful.
9.Can you lick your elbow?
No. I think Gene Simmons can.
10.If you jumped out your bedroom window right now, how injured would you get?
Very, as there is a pile of decorated rocks under my window.
11.If you woke up as the opposite sex, what’s the 1st thing you would do?
Look down my top.
12.Do you wear fake tan?
Obv.
13.Do you like sneezing, or do you hate that feeling?
I hate when you randomly sneeze lots of times in like minute.
14.What is your favourite room in your house?
Bathroom ! Nah, my bed room.
15.What was the last thing you had to drink?
Water.
16.Do fish make good pets?
Well, I won a few fish from the Burnt Island Games (the game where you get the ducks on the hook with a fishing rod). The average lifespan of these fish is like a week. Its been about 7 years.
17.Would you rather have a pet Ostrich or a pet Sheep?
Sheep. After Dude Wheres My Car, Fuck ostriches.
18.Has an animal ever attacked you?
I have 4 cats. 1 of them is alittle bastard and another one is like 6 foot and is all aggressive because we got a new cat .
19.What kind of mobile phone do you own?
A sony erricson. Wouldn't recomend one.
20.Whats the biggest amount of mobile phone credit/phone bill you've had in a month?
Cant recall
21.Who’s car were you last in that wasn’t family?
Some guy from Cross Arts (H). Getting drum gear.
22.Are they a good driver in your opinion?
Yes he was.
23.When’ s the last time you showered
About half an hour ago.
24.If you didnt shower for 3 days do you think you would smell?
If not, I would be worried.
25.Do you sleep in a single or double bed?
Single.
26.Do you make your bed daily?
I have to. Its like Nazi Law.
27.How many clothes do you have in your closet?
A few.
28.Where’d you get the top you’re wearing?
Next. Oh yeah.
29.How many windows/tabs do you have open on your computer right now?
Just the one.
30.Do you ever crack your knuckles/fingers?
Yes I do. Infact, im going to do it right now.
31.When was the last time you laughed really hard?
When Mikes mum told me this joke - Who are the nicest people in a hospital? The ultrasound Guys.
32.Do you take compliments well?
I try.
33.Do you find piercings attractive?
Ears are allright but not like that woman in the record book.
34.Would you rather be able to fly for a day or be invisible for a day?
Fly.
35.Do you personally know the people on your top friends list?
Yeh.
36.Where does number one live?
Next to number 2.
37.Would you date them?
If morgan freeman stayed at number 1.
38.Who kissed you on the forehead last?
God.
39.What color of socks do you have on?
Theyre the grey and black chequered ones which i find quite trendy.
40.Do you have any interesting bruises or scars?
One from 'Nam.
41.How long does it take you to get ready to go out?
Not long.
42.Have you bought anything today?
Well i bought a glenn mileer and louis armstrong record which arrived today.
43.Ever dated someone you didn't find attractive in the least?
Yeh. Your face.
44.Where’s the closest hoodie to you right now?
On the hook on my door.
45.Morning or night person? Or Afternoon?
Well, i get up bright and early to catch my springer, everybody loves raymond and teleshopping. JML all the way.
46.Have you ever changed clothes in a vehicle?
Ages ago. I was the beach and i fell in the sea.
47.What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever licked?
A car window. Ask alex or jamie.
48.How many pics of just you do you have?
Like, 3?
49.What fast food restaurant do you think has the Best French Fries?
Mcdonalds.
50.Would you prefer Irn Bru or Vimpto?
Irn Bru. If you rearrange the letters in vimto, you get vomit.
51.When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?
God. Im gooooooood.
52.Have you ever had a “kick me” sign on your back without realizing it?
Yes. I was in p3 and all the p7s kicked me as I innocently walked across the play ground.
53.Lap top or pc?
Pc.
54.What color is your keyboard?
Black.
55.Who is your internet provider and who pays for it?
Bt? The mother, i insist but she doesn't take any money.
56.Have you ever sat down in a chair but fell to the floor, only to find that someone pulled out your chair on purpose?
Yes. Its only funny when it happens to someone else.
57.Do things like that still amuse you when they happen to other people?
Yes.
58.Did you know that twinkle twinkle little star and the alphabet have the same rhyme?
Well, I do now. You learn something new every day.
59.Did you just sing them to make sure?
Yes I did.
60.Are you a secretive person, or are you open with your thoughts?
Depends on what. Im open about my Televisionuality.
61.If you had to, would you rather eat maggots or worms?
Worms. I think its a tad Safer.
62.Have you seen a sunflower in real life before?
Yes. An old mans tends to his gardens where he keeps a few - about 4 - sunflowers, growing against the wall.
63.Have you ever used eye lash curlers?
No. If you read the small print at the bottom of these adverts it sais 'Enhanced in post production'. I always read the small print :)
64.Do you text or call more?
Text. But i prefer calls.
65.Do you find Russell Brand funny or irritating?
I liked him in forgetting Sarah Marshall.
66.Do you think relationships are ever really worth it?
Depends (if its Morgan Freeman)
67.What item that needs batteries is nearest to you?
Nothing i think.
68.Who was the last person you slow danced with?
Ohh. Christ, that was ageeees ago.
69.Have you ever taken a picture of your eye?
..... No?
70.Do you actually believe that Alaska is covered in snow?
The majority of it is. I watched this thing on TV where a pilot crashed his plane in alaska and he landed in a forest. No snow.
71.Do you prefer peppermint or spearmint?
The polos that that have the blue bits on them. Or plain old Extra Trebor Strong Mints.
72.What is the most amount of money you would spend on a pillow?
£10?
73.If you were a crayon, what color would you be?
Blue :)
74.How many tv's in your house?
3.
75.Type your name using only your elbow
mk,jifuhywsaqderlk.
76.Do you ever go a few days without changing your underwear?
Hell No.
77.Are you ever purposely irritating?
Yehhhhh.
78.If you were another person would you be friends with you?
I think im quite a nice guy.
79.Do you still have your tonsils and your appendix?
Sure do.
80.Favourite sports to watch?
I watched cricket once. Was riveting.
81.Can you play Poker?
No, Switch.
82.Do people ever make stupid mistakes when spelling or saying your name?
Most people spell it, MichEal. When Its Ael.
83.Have you ever touched an Elephant?
No.
84.Have you had a Birthday so far this year?
No.
85.Do you like to have ice in your drinks?
No.
86.Have you ever used a metal detector to look for treasure?
No.
87.Do you prefer Lemons or Limes?
Lemons.
88.Do you prefer trampolines or bouncy castles?
Bouncy Castles
89.Have you ever crawled through a window?
Yeh.
90.Did your parents spoil you as a child?
Yes. But im adorable.
91.Look behind you, what do you see?
Door.
92.Have you ever lost anything down a toilet?
Weight. HAHAHAHA.
93.Do you prefer beef, pork, or lamb?
Beef.
94.Are you an aunt/uncle?
Yes.
95.Do you know all the words to your national anthem?
I could do it... yes.
96.What comes to mind when I say cabbage?
Cabbage.
97.Do you still watch kiddie films and tv shows?
Yes.
98.If you were walkin down the street and someone sprayed you with water what would you do?
Someone done that. Was so angry. I was in kerions car and this wee Fucking asshole had a water gun. It was hot that day so the window was half down. The shite sprayed water as we went passed and nipped my shoulder. I think i called him a jew.
99.Have you ever broken a bone?
No.
100.How many times have you moved house?
Once.
101.If you could make someone disappear who would it be?
Paris Hilton. God I hate that bitch.
102.Curtains or blinds?
Blinds.
103.Can you cook a Sunday Roast?
No.
104.Have you watched 'the cunt family' on youtube?
No.
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Just had
A good idea for a blog. Sozza for the noise.
Take in your bestfriends, your girlfreind/boyfriend and all the people you deeply care about. Or maybe take in one person, whatever.
Ask your self this ; What were they doing a year ago today? What were they thinking (of me, of themselves, whatever). And compare to now.
Its interesting stuff you know.
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The Fire.
The fire is the persona i described to you in the last blog. He's identical to a fire as its a ruin, its in tatters, its been destroyed. Yeh yeh, you guessed it. His past. Not like Jason Bourne. Its scared and scarred and prevented sleep.
When its all been said and done, it still echos through.
When you convince its dead and buried, only blame can fall on you.
But its all good, the days over as quickly as it begins. So just take it in stride, and hope it gets better.
But aye, peace and love.
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When you've nothing to blog about.
Does that mean you have nothing to think about?
Hell no.
I assume it just means you cant process your thoughts into words.
I've got more than a few thoughts that i cant seem to get my tongue round (hehe)-
-Thoughts about my future
-Thoughts about my present
-Thoughts about the past
-Thoughts about what everyone else thinks about
-Thoughts about how everyone thinks
Theres this guy i know right, ive known him since P2 or something. And after all this rather immature time, being a 'typical boy', i still cant figure that son of a bitch out. Like, when i meet people, i like to know what they think hen they look a certain way, and who they're thinking about and what etc.
But you, ya wank stain.
Suppose there was this 'gap' in our friendship, ie 1st-2nd-3rd-half-way-through-4th-year.
Thats 3 years, and from my perspective of the last 6 months, 3 years is a hell of a lot of time.
Loves can be formed and crushed within days, jealousy can tear your mind apart, hope can make your dreams seem possible and hatred can rock the very foundations of your heart.
The aspirations of surpassing your own hopes and that of other peoples around you.
Thats a basic defintion of hope i guess. As for love/hatred, well that vaires from person to person. But love-hatred-jealousy is a deadly combination. It can totally - and i mean totally - fuck you up, and leave you to think that your only opton is to think like your friend and drink away. And leave you to think you have to leave what you have to simply forget. Jealousy and hatred will cover truth, honesty, integrity, respect, pride and honour and you can not let that get the better of you. And man, it feels awful.
But you always have someone to talk to, some friend you can bromance with, some girl that'll make you feel special.
But when these things cover your feelings and yourself, its really hard to let these feelings out, and let your heart and soul out.
So just bear with me, its not your fault. It'll all be good in due time, promise.
It'll all be over, and we'll take off the cover and let the real be known an shown.
Either way in the end, i know i wont be forgotten, i will always be found.
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1. Hello there, I'm Kathi. What's your name?
Oh hiya baby, Im michael ;)
2. Oooh, okay then. When's your birthday? And how old does that make you??
29th septemeber my lovely, that'd be 16.
3. Alright, cool. Where abouts d'you live?? And who do you live with? (Including pets)
Im not including pets. Fuck off. But anyhoo, moredun with the dad, mother, brother and sister. Fun like.
4. Are you parents seperated?? If yes, since when??
Nut (H)
5. What is your 3 favourite songs in the whole wide world?
I honestly cant tell you that.
6. Oh, I like the second one!! What's your 5 favourite films ever??
LIES HEN! Ooft, August Rush is one, Big daddy would be another.. Emm.. 500 days of summer ofcourse :)
7. Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?? (If yes, gimme some details. - Name, age, who asked who out??)
Ive got a lovely boyfriend called Jamie. Hes such a hunni xoxo Nah im kiddin (but not really) im tapping ths nice piece of ass called Catherine. Shes a milf.
8. What bones have you broken? How old were you and how did you do it??
My boner, against yer mums boobies.
9. What's your overall favourite band and singer??
GREEN DAY + BILLIE JOE. Mind you, cant beat a wee bit of Oasis, blink or Mumford and sons.
10. Who would win a fight between a gnome, and a leprachaun??
Gnome obv. With their wee hats and such.
11. South Park or Family Guy??
I dont know. They're both gid (Not gay in denial) you see.
12. I'd chose South Park myself. Have you ever almost died?? A near-death experience.
I nearly fell off arthur's seat when i was younger, but was svaed by a cool looking spanish student guy. I cried after.
13. What are you wearing now?? (Including underwear ;) )
Shirt, trooserz, socks. And yes, I am including underwear ;)
14. Ever broken up with someone?? Were they hurt?
Nooope :):)
15. Ever been broken up with?? Were YOU hurt?
Nooope :D:D
16. Have you ever stuck pants on your head and spun around, whilst listening to crazy music??
... Brb :D
17. How many maltesers can you fit in your mouth at once??
I dont know, havn't really tried. Aint much of a ball gobbler ken?
18. Mcfly ? Good or bad?
Gid because it reminds me of marty mcfly in Back to the future
Bad because they're annoying.
19. Don't you think those people from the Confused.com adverts are SOOO cool?
Obv. IM SO CONFUSED.COM.
20. Out of these words, which one describes you the most? - Posh. Cuddly. Good-looking. Vein. Intelligent. Giggly. Weird. Day-dreamy. Freak. Loving. Optimistic. Organised.
Shark.
21. Is your bebo profile public or private??.. and Why??
Public cause im a wee dirty who wants to meet fit young ladz xoxo
22. What's your bebo username?? And why is it that? Any reason?
Michaelselkirk2.
I thouhgt id go for something whihc couldn't be associaited with me.
23. What do you think of ... ginger people.. ?
Ginger.
24. Are you against war??
Fuck no, im pro-war.
25. Star Wars kid, or Nummanumma?
Star wars kid, cause he falls over. Poor wee guy.
26. Did you know, that most people have had something give birth on their heads??
..... No. But i do now, thank you.
27. ..Nits. They lay eggs ya' know. Give birth. On your head. Eww. And pretty much everyone had them when they were little. Don't deny it!! You itched like mad!
Oooh you clever bitch! Nice yin!
28. Out of all the words you say in a day, how many of them would you say are swear words??
Too many.
29. Horses or ponies?? [I can't tell the difference tbh]
Same hen.
30. Donkies or Camels??
I hate donkies, they're just asses.
31. In a horror movie, which typical character are you?? [The brave tough guy. The skinny wimpy girl who dies. The hot girl who somehow never gets cuts when she smashes glass. The survivor. The geek. The pretty girl who thinks everything is a joke. The panicky one]
Skinny wim who dies.
32. Do you get offended easily? Or do you never normally care?
Depends on the mood + atmos ken.
33. Don't you think it's impossible to be perfect? - You're either too skinny or too fat. Too short or too tall.
True perfection has to be imperfect.
34. D'you have a friend that you HATE.. plainly because they're so much more better looking than you.
Yep. Jamie.
35. Rate yourself for LOOKS.. out of 10. Be honest, I won't think you're up yourself or anything.
11
36. Really? rate yourself for PERSONALITY now
12
37. If you're a girl, how often do you wear makeup? If you're a boy, have you ever worn make up?
Yep.
38. How many people, if any, have seen you naked?? (Not including when you were younger than ten, and not including family)
acciedently or on purpose?
39. When you're on msn, what do you HATE people saying to you??
Hi my name is jams macdondle.
40. How many of your friends have you seen naked?
too many.
41. Favourite TV show? And your favourite cartoon??
I dont know :(
42. Do you like facebook and myspace??
FACEBOOK :D
43. Do you listen to music that's old? (Well.. five years old or more??)
Ive got a record player with some ole jazz + blues stuff.
44. Be honest, have you ever taken the mick out of someone who didn't deserve it? (Even if they didn't know about it)
Oh aye.
45. Why is the name "Bob", so funny? 
It isn't. Your just clearly immature and need to grow up Boobies.
46. How old were you when you had your first tooth taken out? And how many were removed?
I cant rmemeber doll.
47. Do you get jealous a lot/easily??
Damn right.
48. If your waiting for the bus home and have spent all your money, how many times do you check that you still have your return ticket?
Fuck you whore.
49. If someone you didn't know bashed into the room now with a gun, and said chose between your best friend and you bf/gf, who would you chose?? Be HONEST. You can't say you wouldn't chose, because if you say that he'll kill them both! If you don't have a bf/gf, then it's the person you secretly love.
Id save the Mrs, cause my friends are wanks.
50. Sorry, that question was a bit mean. A puppy or a kitten? [To save]
.... Lovely puppies.
51. Did you freak/Are you freaking out about Swine Flu?
TOTALZ
52. How unlucky are you??
Not very babe.
53. If you picked up the last chocolate at the shop, and both an old lady and a small girl wanted it as well, what would you do?
Id half it between the 2, but rub my fingers down the crack of my arse to my ballsack first, then hand them it :)
54. Would you die so that everyone on Earth could live? If you stay alive, aliens will come and try to kill you all.
Id die.
55. What band do you think is TOTALLY overrated, and not as good as people think.
That fireflies song band whatever.
56. This is the last question. Could you kill two little kids, to save five 20-year-olds?? Whatever you say, I WILL judge you for. haha.. I wont
Id save the 5 guys.
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11 Layers Of Me
| Layer One: On the Outside | |
| Full Name | : Michael *No middle name* Selkirk |
| Birthday | : 29th September |
| Current Location | : Sunny fucking Moredun. |
| Eye Color | : Blue, but a wee bit green with gray apparently. |
| Hair Color | : Dark Blonde? or some shit. |
| Righty or Lefty | : Righty. |
| Zodiac Sign | : Libra mothahfuckah. |
| Layer Two: On the Inside | |
| Your Strengths | : My arms ;) |
| Your Fears | : hmm, kicked in the balls is a good one. |
| Your Weaknesses | : Kierons sexyness. |
| Ambition in life | : Sell out that fucking WEMBLEY |
| Layer Three: Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow | |
| Your thoughts first waking up | : Should text this pretty girl. |
| Your bedtime | : When i fall asleep. |
| Your most missed memory | : Cant remember!!!! |
| Layer Four: Pick Your Choice | |
| Pepsi or Coke | : Coke. |
| McDonald | : Pure Mcdonalds chicken nuggets |
| Single or Group dates | : I'd like to try a group date. |
| Adidas or Nike | : ADIDAS!!! |
| Lipton Tea or Nestea | : Just any tea would do (L) |
| Chocolate or Vanilla | : Chocolate |
| Cold Coffee or Hot Coffee | : ...... Hot coffee. Oh, its a sex joke. Is it? |
| Layer Five: Do You | |
| Smoke | : Hell no. |
| Have a current crush | : A weeeeeeeeeeee bit. |
| Think you | : Fucking hope so, or ive been lying. |
| Want to get married | : Not right now, ill marry a 10 year old when im a 40 year old paedo |
| Believe in yourself | : Hell fucking yes. |
| Think you | : 2-4-1 is everyday fuckers. |
| Layer Six: In the Past Month | |
| Drank alcohol | : Yes. Good times. |
| Gone to the mall | : YAY! 11 days mike. |
| Eaten Sushi | : No! |
| Gone skating | : Yeh, with your mum. |
| Dyed your hair | : Nope. |
| Layer Seven: Have Your Ever? | |
| Played a stripping game | : .... No... |
| Gotten beaten up | : Yeh. Back in thaa day. |
| Changed who you were to fit in | : Most probably. |
| Layer Eight: Getting Old | |
| Age you are hoping to be married | : Yeh, or die before the wedding, like in eastenders. |
| Layer Nine: Perfect Mate | |
| Best Eye Color | : This bluey grey shite. |
| Best Hair Color | : This brown hair dye stuff gone fucking wrong. |
| Short or Long Hair | : Short, but oh ya fucker its getting tae shoulder length. |
| Layer Ten: What were you doing... | |
| 1 Minute Ago | : This :) |
| 1 Hour Ago | : Yer mum. |
| 1 Day Ago | : Yer pet. |
| 1 Year Ago | : Cant remember! |
| Layer Eleven: Finish the Sentence | |
| I Love | : She fucking knows. |
| I Feel | : Happy as a pig in shit. |
| I Hate | : Mike. Nah, its really kieron. |
| I Hide | : My boner. Folding yer arms works a charm. |
| I Miss | : She also knows this. |
| I Need | : 7 more stamps on my piemaker loyalty card. |
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| Your nickname | : Selki |
| What color shirt/top are you wearing? | : Grey ofcourse. |
| Name three things that are physically close to you: | : Adam, tv remote, Louis armstrong record. |
| What is the last book you read? | : The great Gatsby. Bit shite. |
| Are you or were you a good student? | : Hmm. Probably. Wee geek. |
| What is your favorite music album? | : Oh ya fucker. DOOKIE! |
| Do you enjoy sleeping late? | : No. I iss the teleshoppin ads. |
| Whats the weather like right now? | : Bright. And cold. |
| Who tells the best jokes? | : Women. As they should be respected... |
| What was your last dream about? | : Cant remember :( |
| Have you ever been involved in a car accident? | : No :D |
| Do you believe in karma? | : Hmm. Its a nice thought but, its a load of shit. |
| Do you believe in luck? | : Yep. Very very much so. |
| Do you like your eggs scrambled or sunny side up? | : SUNNY SIDE MOTHAFUCKAH! |
| Do you collect anything? If so, what? | : No :D |
| Are you proud of yourself? | : I am. Im very proud. |
| Are you reliable? | : .... Dunno.. :P |
| Have you ever given money to a bum? | : Yep. Im a generous fuck. |
| What is your hobby? | : Drumming ! |
| Have you ever had a secret admirer? | : I dont know. Thats why they're secret. |
| Do you like the smell of gasoline? | : Yep. |
| Do like to draw or paint? | : Nope. Im shitty. |
| Is your room messy? | : Extreme makeover darling. |
| What is your favorite fruit? | : APPLEEE. |
| Do you give in easily? | : No. |
| Are you a good guesser? | : With some things aye. |
| Can you read other people | : Yeh. Some people i cant though. |
| Are you a bully? | : Aye. Noo fuck off ya cunt. |
| Do you have a job? | : IM A FUCKING BAKER. |
| What time did you wake up this morning? | : Quarter to 8. |
| What did you eat for breakfast this morning? | : Grilled cheese on toast with crunchy nut. |
| When was the last time you showered? | : This morning :D |
| What do you plan on doing tomorrow? | : Seein yer mawww . |
| Your favorite day of the week and why? | : Friday - weekend of course. |
| What did you last wear at a costume party? | : I dressed up as Kieron - Scary shit. |
| Have you ever done scuba diving? | : Nope :( |
| What is your least favorite color? | : ... MAGENTA. FUCKING MAGENTA. |
| Is there someone you have been constantly thinking about? If yes, who? | : She knows ;) |
| Would you ever go skydiving? | : Hell yeh. Bucket list bitches. |
| What toothpaste do you use? | : Colgate is it? |
| Do you enjoy challenges? | : Jamie is mentally challenged.. So no. |
| The worst injury you have had? | : I fell downstairs, bad 1st impression, sore toe for ages. |
| The last movie you saw? | : SAW V!! sky movies premiere :) |
| What do you want to know about the future? | : If there is one ;) |
| What does your last text message say? | : That eiffel tower was such a turn on. |
| Who was the last person you spoke over the phone to? | : Dominos girl. |
| Your favorite school subject? | : I really dont have one. |
| Your least favorite school subject? | : All of them. |
| Would you rather have money or love? | : love for money. ;) Love of course. |
| What is your dream vacation? | : New fucking York. |
| What is your favorite animal? | : .... Cat ¬_¬ |
| Do you miss anyone right now? | : Aye. WHY DID YOU GO STEPHEN GATELY?!? |
| The last sporting event you watched? | : Cricket =D |
| Do you need to do laundry? | : Otherwise your clothes smell. |
| Do you listen to the radio? | : Radio is magic. |
| Your favorite TV talk show? | : JERRY SPRINGER |
| Your dream car? | : '57 Corvette . |
| Have you ever caught a butterfly? | : Nope. |
| What color are your bed sheets? | : White ;) |
| What is your ringtone? | : The sony ericsonn thingy. |
| Who was the last person to make you laugh? | : David with his pop corn face. |
| Do you have any obsessions right now? | : Ayep. |
| Do you like things that glow in the dark? | : They're alright i suppose. |
| Whats your favorite fruity scent? | : APPLE SPICE!!! |
| Do you watch cartoons? | : Yes. its F.U.N. |
| Have you ever sat on a roof? | : Yes. Good times. |
| Have you ever been to another country/continent? | : Yeh. |
| Name three things in the world you dislike | : Boredum. Nae Need. Maths. <--cunts. |
| Name three people in the world you dislike | : Cheryl cole covers up all 3. But her song is immense . |
| Has a rumor even been spread about you? | : CAT RAPIST.OLD WOMAN RAPIST. THANKS A LAWT JAMIE. |
| Do you like sushi? | : No =D |
| Do you believe in magic? | : Nope. |
| Do you hold grudges? | : Yeh. then i drop them, cause im a clumsy shite. |
| Who is your favorite person? | : She Knows.... (mike) |
| Best female friend? | : Adam. |
| Best male friend? | : Shug. |
| Hyper or laid back? | : Both =D |
| Dressy or casual? | : Both =D |
| Favorite rappers? | : EMINEM!!! |
| Favorite female singer? | : HAYLEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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63 Annoying Questions Survey
| Song that always makes you sad | : Last night on earth. Sad in a happy way though.. |
| Last thing you bought | : hmm. Think it was a dvd for ol' adam boy. |
| Last person you argued with | : Was janey of course. but i love her anyways. |
| Do you put butter before putting the jelly on | : Im just going to say yes. |
| One of your nicknames as a kid | : Selki. And that is going to stick untill i die. |
| Did you ever own at one time a Nsync Cd | : Yes. I dont care. They were great. |
| Favorite day of the week | : Tuesday. 2 4 1 tuesday with David. |
| Favorite Sundae topping | : Sundae!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| Did you take Piano lessons | : One time-red dog music with mike. fun. |
| Most frequent song played | : Feelin this - blink 182 |
| TV show you secretly enjoy | : Im not secret about TV. I love that fucking box. |
| Would you rather play basketball or hockey | : Im shite at both! |
| Date someone older or younger | : older. Miiillff. |
| One place you could travel right now | : New fucking york. |
| Do you use umbrellas | : Nope. My hair is sexy in the rain. |
| Do you know all the words to your national anthem | : The 2nd verse is always a bit sketchy. |
| Favorite Cheese | : Yellow ones! |
| Disturbed or My Chemical Romance | : None. Waittt... mcr =[ |
| Blondes or Brunettes | : Gingas (L)(L) Hayley ;) |
| Best job you ever had | : Fergusons home fucking bakery. |
| Did you go to your high school prom | : Its not came yet.. but thats what she said.. |
| Perfect time to wake up | : 8!!! Catch all the morning TV. |
| Perfect time to go to bed | : Whenever. Punk rock rebel etc. |
| Do you use your queen right away in chess | : Its the pawns you gotta use first. So i was told.... |
| Ever been in a car accident | : Nope. I hope i wont either . |
| Closer to mom or dad...or neither | : when rabs away working, its janey, but i love them both. |
| What do you call your sweetheart lovingly | : Sweetheart lovingly ofcourse. |
| What decade during the 20th century would you have chosen to be a teenager | : 20s. Mothafucking blues mate. |
| Favorite shoes you have EVER owned | : Gotta be the bright orange i had when i was wee. |
| Do you have an article of clothing from your childhood | : Aye! Those fucking shoes!! |
| Were you in track and field | : Aye. And i was obv great at it. |
| Were you ever in a school talent show | : Yeh! Minority !!! |
| Have you ever written in a library book | : Yep. Punk rock rebel again. |
| Allergic to | : Bullshit (thanks irobot/willsmith) |
| Favorite fruit | : APPLE. did you see me during health week? |
| Have you watched sex and the city | : Yeh. Seen the film. It was great! |
| Baseball hat or toque | : YANKEES!! |
| Do you shampoo first in the shower or soap | : I soap motha fucka. |
| Wet the toothbrush or brush dry with the toothpaste | : Dry. It doesn;t work with wet totthbrush apparently. |
| Pen or pencil | : Pen. I chew the fuck out of those guys. |
| Have you ever gambled at a casino | : Nope. But im an addict to scratch cards. |
| Have you thrown up on a plane | : No ! |
| Have you thrown up in a car | : Yes ! |
| Have you thrown up at work | : Nearly ! |
| Do you scream on roller coasters | : Shit scared of the fuckers. |
| Who was your first prom date | : Not been to prom ! |
| Who was your first roommate | : Jamies Mcd's Mum. |
| What alcoholic beverage did you drink for the first time | : It was rabs beer. |
| What was your first job | : Fergusons. Perfect amounts of pastry. |
| What was your first car | : 1957 Corvette. Fucking stunner. |
| When did you first go to a funeral | : Not been yet. |
| How old were you when you first moved away from your hometown | : 2. Sunny cowdenbeath! |
| Who was your first grade teacher | : Mrs Olsen. I think shes dead now though. |
| When did you sneak out of your house for the first time | : I went to band practise when jane never knew. i felt solid. |
| Who was your first best friend and are you still friends with them | : Gotta be that wee shite liam allison. |
| Where did you live the first time you moved out of your parent | : Still in the place with jane rab adam and emma. |
| Who is the first person you call when you have a bad day | : I dont have bad days any more :) |
| Whose wedding were you in, the first time you were a bridesmaid or a groomsman | : None. So when jamie marries his boyfriend... |
| What is the first thing you do in the morning | : Eat some fucking lovely weetos. |
| What was the first concert you attended | : Babyshambles with adam. |
| First tattoo or piercing | : None yet . |
| Where did you go on your first airplane ride | : Malaga! |
| First celebrity crush | : Hayley fucking williams. |
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- Unsure, I just like the biscuit.
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- No - Coz Im a Fag.
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- HAYLEY WILLIAMS
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5/31/10
Catherine
lol fnx gld u apreeshee8 it xo i do too
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Catherine5/29/10
SHITE READ THAT FROM THE BOTTOM UP.. BOTTOMS UP. I GET THAT NOW YAYAY.
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5/23/10
Catherine
nah it is gid bbz de greet hen. puddigs aye? nah. LOLOL IT WAS YOUR FAULTY IDEA OF PUTTING THEM UNDER THE GRILL?! still were no bad though. at bits. CAN'T WAIT UNTIL EXAMS ARE OVAH
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5/12/10
Catherine
totally. knew. it. you want his boaby. you want his revenge. maybe you could make a bad romance? though you'd also like money. and a gun. and the feeling of loving someone? diehard groupie o whut? aw fnx bbz, you are a pretty wee girl. I LOVE YOU MMMMMM PRRRR SCOTMIDDD AUNTIE BESSIEEEEE SHITTTEEEE ETC
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5/11/10
Catherine
awww babe
HAHAHA JUSTIN BEEBZ JUST WELL CAME ON TE RADIO. FIRST LINE.. 'YOU KNOW YOU LOVE ME' hahah you know you do 
but aye. ahem. handsome chap, i love you so much
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5/7/10
Catherine
aw that well made me smile. nice surprise and aw dat ken? i love you very mucho too
like take all the space in between this [ ] and that. triple it by a gazillion billion trillion SQUILLION and that is still less than 0000000000000000000000000000000000
.0000000000000000001 of ma lurve for you so aye. to summarise. you're no bad and i fancy you a wee bit. that is all. love you babe xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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4/20/10
Catherine
thanks. i appreciate their greetings. except chazza's, i'm gonna kick the shit out of him. quite literally. we were shtunnin eh. i love you
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4/18/10
Catherine
i'm on bebo and no left you a comment in a while so here goes: -suck my colin plz? -say hiya to chazza for me. even if he's quite an asshole at times. -say hiya to mr skeen. b1+2 give him their wishes. -tell g+l heyhey y'all. i love you
xxxxx ps- remember this? ahahah
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4/16/10
actually nothing, im like permanently bored!:| yooou?
Watch this, much bettahhhh!!;D
Kieron. 0 RepliesWatch it;D
Kieron. 0 Repliesmy higher art skills are shown pretty clearly here
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