Man u

** REASONS TO HATE MANCHESTER UNITED **

1. Fans are Glory Hunters
2. Sir Alex Ferguson
3. Old Trafford is garbage AKA keep Manchester clean
4. The reason for England's chances in the World Cup and Euro competitions
5. Nemanja Vidic (enough said)
6. Bad losers
7. Ronaldo crying after getting a red card R-O-F-L
8. None of their fans even come from Manchester
9. Rio Ferdinand fucking cunt
10. Patrice Evra worse than having 10 other men on the defence pitch
11. Tomasz Kuszczak coming from a country that nobody has ever heard of and is trying to become English
12. "The RO-NAL-DO SONG"... worser than every Liverpool chant
13. Edwin Van Der Sar (what a cunt)
14. Defenders who dive
15. Chris Eagles' Scene Kid Hairstyle
16. Play worse while losing
17. WO-Manchester United fans thinking Ferguson discovered Ronaldo
18. Just because it's Manchester United
19. Celtics beat them
20. Consider themselves as the best team ever in England with some use of Manchester-based newspapers to spread crap when they are not even close of Arsenal!
21. Playing like WO-Manchester United
22. Think they'll win all competitions every season
23. Losing titles at Old Trafford
24. "The Unstoppables"? Are you trying to take away something from Arsenal there?
25. For having an old fucking stadium
26. Dirty Cheating Manchester United
27. Saying they have the best academy, despite the fact they have no decent young english players and the reason England now need's an Italian manager at the moment
28. Wayne Rooney not kicking Ronaldo's ass for what happened at the 2006 World Cup
29. Ronaldo's face when he dives
30. Ronaldo's face when he scores
31. Ronaldo
32. Van Der Sar acting like he gets shot every time he attempts to make a save
33. Nani should go back to ballet where he was actually good at something
34. Because they moan
35. Because Beckham left them
36. Is it just me? or has Giggs not yet retired?
37. Rooney = Manchester Scouse
38. Players with funny names:
Pique, Nani... no need to say more
39. Where did Tevezs' steroid results go???
40. How many trophies have they won?
41. Paul Scholes is a mole
42. Wayne Rooney is a looney
43. Wes Brown is a clown
44. Nani is a granny
45. They say they have the best support in the world and yet, most of the time, their stadium is quiet
46. It has Ronaldo
47. Most of the united fans have NEVER been to old trafford
48. In a 2002 survey "Do You Come From Manchester?" showed that more people in Manchester support city than united and that most people having season tickets for united matches who actually come from Manchester were 24% (approx.) while those with season tickets for Man City macthes who come frm Manchester were about 64%
49. Most of their fans are glory supporters
50. Their squad is shit (John O' Shea? sh!t plus a ripoff)
51. You will never get a penalty at OT
52. At Old Trafford, when Man Utd is winning, injury time is 1-2 minutes.. if they're losing.. its bout 3-4 minutes
53. All they do is fucking moan
54. They bring out a new kit every week until every kid is wearing one
55. The FA will bend over backwards to help them, but no one else
56. All their players are thick
57. Every other live game features them making you sick of the sight of them
58. Most females support them because Ronaldo plays for them... Too bad they don't know that he was caught with 2 transfestite hookers...
59. Nani thinks hes Zidane
60. What is so special about Ronaldo? When compared to Lampard, Terry, Joe Cole, Shevchenko, etc., who the hell is he?
61. Ferguson is the leader in the game of match fixing. We saw a clear example the match against West Ham United.
62. Tevezs' face... enough said...
63. Alex Ferguson 'Bum Loves' all the refs, he is a moaning twat who thinks every decision should go there way!
64. Nani getting sent off for headbutting? Complete and utter tossers who should be put in a sunday league.
65. Fergie, stop chewing you fucking idiot!
66. Anyo

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