Lil Kim would be the school hoe that just got sent to alternative school

J-Lo would be the school slut.

Master-P would be the loser that nobody really knows, who wears his own clothes that nobody likes but still on the basketball team.

P Diddy would be the rich, annoying dork who couldn't dance but thought he could.

Jay-Z would the guy that everybody thought wuz cool regardless of the stupid stuff he sumtimes did. Roc-a-Fella would be his click.

Nas would be the dude normal popular kids couldn't figure out, but around his crew he was tha man.

D-Block and Ruff Ryders would be the old gangsta clicks who graduated like 5 years ago but still hang around the skool.

Dr. Dre would be the O.G. who thought he knew everything.

Beyonce would be the head cheerleader and would go with Jay-Z to homecoming.

Tigger would be one of the flyest dudes in the school that had the hookup on rimz.

R. Kelly would be the dude that 21 year old senior that went out with an 8th grader

Kelly would be beyonce's sidekick.

Eminem would be the white dude who hangs with a big ass group of black boyz and had all of their respect.

Fabolous would be the old played out rapper that still thought he wuz hot.

ODB and Beanie Sigel would be the two special ed students that took classes at the back of the school.

Ludacris would be the school class clown, that done fucked all tha girls AND they mamas.

Jazzy would be that real fat ass ugly muhfukka that always hopped in tha rap circle but didn't get any respect cuz he's trash.

T.I. would be the hardest nigga in the school who always sold dope at school and could rap better than anybody else. nobody would even realize how small he wuz.

Outkast would be the school hippies.

Ja Rule would be the wannabe thug acting like the most popular thug Tupac.

Biggie would be the fat ugly dude with the fine ass girlfriend who has
everyone wondering how tha hell he hooked that sh*t up.

50 Cent would be the dude always braggin about how he got shot, to make an excuse for why he has a lisp.

Lloyd Banks was just that quiet dude that hangs wit 50 and has the potential to be better than him, but is not brave enough to challenge him.

Game would be that kid that all the girls thought had pretty eyes that is always tryna get into it with 50 Cent to expose him 4 tha loser he really is.

Tupac would just be "That Nigga".

Nelly would just be the pretty boy freshman.

And Murphy lee would get all the fine girls simply because he hangs with Nelly and because he got dreads.

Pharrell would be that guy who hang with the white boyz but still got respect from the black people.

Lil John & tha Eastside Boyz would be ones who kept the school krunk and started food fights everyday and don't give a shit that they're failing all their classes.

Lil Scrappy would be Lil Jon's younger brother

Bow Wow would be that skinny loser who hangs out with his
older brother and his crew because he has no friends of his own.

Tweet would be that one girl that everyone argues over whether she's fine or not.

Nick Cannon would the rich black kid whose mom still dresses him and that all the white people thought was funny.

Christina Milian WOULD be the pretty sweet girl that everyone wants to tap, but she's a virgin and only talks to losers like nick cannon.

Twista would be the kid who always writes 10,000 word essays instead of the required 700.

Krayzie Bone Would always beat Twista's essay by one word.

Cassidy would be that nigga that thought he wuz gangsta til he fought a classmate and got away with it. then he realized that he couldn't take the pressure so he told on himself.

Chamillionaire will be the new boy who took lil flip's place as the most popular kid frum texas.

Usher would be the boy always showin off his dance moves and his body.

Juvenille would be the guy that you couldn't stand talking/listening to because of his voice.

A BLACK MAN WALKS INTO A CAFE EARLY ONE MORNING AND NOTICES HE'S THE ONLY ONE THERE. AS HE SAT DOWN HE NOTICED A WHITE MAN SAT BEHIND HIM, THE WHITE MAN SAID "COLOURED PEOPLE ARN'T ALLOWED IN HERE"...

THE BLACK MAN REPLIED...

WHEN I WAS BORN I WAS BLACK
WHEN I GREW UP I WAS BLACK
WHEN I'M SICK I'M BLACK
WHEN I GO IN THE SUN I'M BLACK
WHEN I'M COLD I'M BLACK
AND WHEN I DIE I'M BLACK.


BUT YOU SIR...


WHEN YOU WERE BORN YOU WERE PINK
WHEN YOUR'E SICK YOUR'E GREEN
WHEN YOU STAY IN THE SUN YOUR'E RED
WHEN YOUR'E COLD YOU TURN BLUE
AND WHEN YOU DIE YOU TURN PURPLE.

"AND YET YOU HAVE THE NERVE TO CALL ME COLOURED"
THE BLACK MAN TURNED BACK AROUND AND THE WHITE MAN WALKED AWAY.

COPY THIS INTO YOUR SPACE AND HELP ERASE RACISM!