i got u a present

i know i definetley hav the personality for addiction(which is why i use erasers and not tip ex) but the thing with slot machines is i dont really know how to use them cos lets b honest there r many rules and taboos one must not commit when slot machining true! but practice makes perfect i guess you know the story about ur gangrene leg just reminds me of that women who tried to commit suicide off the forth road bridge so folk wud feel bad(i presume!) but then she failed and became a cripple and then all her friends and family were like nah we r not gna give u sympathy cos u can even kill urself proparly u knobhead! and wat if tat happened to u! like ur leg got gangrene but actually then they chopped it off b4 u died so ud b a peg leg 4ever! although tat cud b quite cool cos u cud sing and dance on the street for money ha!o well, go 4 it! 2mro i stary work as a sainsburys checkout assistant,tis is wat my life has come to!

o mt tats the best bebo comment in the whole history of bebo!i was actually goin to bebo u but then i went off bebo cos it was bein a bit homosexual if u want the truth! but now im glad iv came back on! tat glasgow lady is actually a gd friend of mine i told her to check in on u!not really though, id never talk to glaswegians! il tell u about my week. this is a tale which will tell u why it is important to always follow ur instinct and know tat i am always 100percent right all the time! once upon a time i went to the doctors with a allergic reaction adn he tolld me i had chicken pox but i said no good sirr ur wrong and he said nah iv been to medical school 4 7 years im totally right! so i humour him cos he is but a pleb so a week l8r i return cos my reaction still hasnt gone and he tells me i hav had a reaction to something and it isnt chicken pox! wat a fool!!! its v. tirin bein awesomely clever u know! r u still in the same house btw?

duh slice tells me of her fufu adventures all the time therefore i am very in the know and i imagine so r u! o hi im a memeber of extreme makeover bebo page and id really like to makeover urs!

i feel like im speakin to no one!ANSWER MT are u dead i hope not u were a nice youn+g laddy

bet u thought u were really funny wen u wrote that!well wat u dont know is that everytime u tell a lie a fairy dies.you make me sick u MURDERER!

is it cos ur albanian and cant rite in english even though that is ure dgree

m.t u homo sexual why r u not writin bak instantly!

m.t its time u became a bebo king once more ok!! i miss ur comments they r funny and everbody else is beiin un funny! alice is at chloes which is rude as i hav no one to talk to i am bored

you have another friend on bebo hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm curious

shall i bring uno to cardiff?

I am new to all this, but would you like to be a friend? We could get together and bitch and pig out on Ice Cream.

it really is rude to not answer back on bebo!

hi its me again (the person u dont know well u know me now) anyway i here from naomi that you will be visiting this weekend i do hope its true so i can come and meet you in the flesh!!

there are no comments from you on my page any more!!!!!write me a message.is bebo no longer your friend cos youve got new friends that you go out with and have fun and get wasted and dance on tables and then show your genetalia to everyone>????, you cunt!!!!i have decided to disown alice as her lack of absess seems to be making her menapausal so im afraid that bebo will have to be our communacation as i can no longer shout things through the phone. stay real cuntface