You hate Worksop (especially Manton).

You know the Dogga is the worst club in the world but every time your drunk you find your way there.

The Mushroom is just another place

You know that Morrison’s has the cheaper petrol so you go completely out of your way and queue for 10mins blocking a main road for petrol that is only 1p cheaper.

You know the skate park is full of druggy’s but you go there every summer on principal.

You secretly want to sit on the cannon and pose for a photo

You’ve been sick in the Litten Tree and/or Vine at least once.

You know Spital Hill is the roughest part of town yet you march up it threatening to take on the world after a couple.

Wetherspoons was the greastest thing to come to Retford, but why did they name it The Dominie Cross!?

Remind me again why we have a new leisure centre…

You know every detail of the Night Life Express (“Crazy Bus”) – Mushroom 8pm

The person that keeps burning down the park, arrest them? There are enough cameras

You’ve been told off by the talking cameras at least once.

In summer you go buy cheap shandy from ASDA and sit in the park.

You know Worksop is shittier than Retford yet why do they have better people turning on the Christmas lights?

You know the woman in town that sells the Big Issue is just after her next fix

A Subway? So far from the pubs? Which shuts at 5.30pm? Doncaster doesn’t have that problem.

Your afraid to go in the Charcoal Grill incase you come out pregnant.

You’ve been to the toilet in the car park behind the Old Sun on more than one occasion.

You know that renaming a church The Well isn’t going to make it more popular.

Whats with all the speed humps, I want to drive fast.

You hate private school kids from the villages.

In primary school going over the the hump back bridge in Ordsall was an exciting/traumatic experience. Now you can drive you just want to get your car off the ground.

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