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hi lauren how are you these days r u missing us in ole clintons lol uve made the lucky escape lol hows the job going mind dont be a stranger is ur boss better than me ????? lol

Hey miss F, I am living in thurso at the moment decided to jack the job in a few weeks ago!!!Hows form...what ya up to in Inverness??....Oh and fyi I dont think Inverness counts as the big smoke....more like the little matchstick!!!Lol X

I love scotch...scotch scotch scotch.....here goes down....down into my belly!!!!!Lol Lauren to dirty pirate hooker how the hell are ya...long time no speak!!X

great profile pic lors!!typical night out.... surrounded by weirdos!!ha ah hows the ness?

hey girlie!! hows it goin? when do u start ur new job? good luck wi it anyway!! ur mum has filled me in so far an it sounds perfect!! iv got a mate that moved over 2 inver last wk an i was tellin her 2 go 2 card shop 4 ur ald job!! tc x

heya, wots the new job lady?sounds exciting

WOW congratulations! well not much to say working in an office for a migration company so if you ever plan to go to Aus permanently then give me a shout!! That must be a crazy household - living with all those women!! I am living with the man just now me and Louise parted ways about a year ago (only in the flat mate sense!) All in all life in pretty good. Are you going to any Rocknesses or T in the Park's this year? I was looking at your Oz pictures - I love Toadie xx

I am very well thank you! how are you - i see you have been all the way to Aus and back!! how was it? what are you doing now? i don't even know where about you are living!!!! xx

Oh my god you've got your nose pierced......oh my god you've got your tongue pierced.........oh my god you've got your nose pierced.........oh my god you've got your tongue pierced Do you remember this?!

alright bum features hows life with mai and princess treating you?made any hot mates for me to abuse when i come see you in jan???

who's sharky then? wot you planning for xmas and new year? im planning up xmas eve and cant wait, so excited! rona be home too maybae? haha fun times ahead maybe. Anyway, hope your well xxxxx

hey, hows it going away from the big old plockers?? hope your having a good time x wb soon x

Jamacian rum is the rottenest drink ever created. I refuse to booze with it! Glad you had such a good time. It was great craic from what I remember. The high light was when Jerry Flannery apologised to me and left the pub soon as he got a look at my 'guns'. We should cross to your side of the water next time And I shout FANTASTIC everynight, regardless of company. I don't even need company!

I hope we don't do that again for a long, long time. I'm still hungover! I'll put lots of pics up in the next few days....