Rules are simple. If the total in the common section exceeds the total in posh section, you are working class. If vice-versa, you are posh. The larger the gap the more posh/working class you are. At the end just write down the totals for each category. Simple!!!

UNPOSH SECTION

▪ [ ] Lived in a terraced house
▪ [ ] Lived in a council house
▪ [ ] Don't have a back garden
▪ [ ] Shared a room with brother/sister
▪ [ ] Went to a state primary school
▪ [ ] Went to a state secondary school
▪ [ ] Left school at 16
▪ [ ] Own Reebok clothing
▪ [x] Own tracksuit bottoms
▪ [ ] Own Burberry clothing
▪ [ ] Own a football shirt
▪ [ ] Own Fred Perry clothing
▪ [x] Own Puma clothing
▪ [ ] Have done graffiti
▪ [ ] Used overdraft on bank account
▪ [x] Shop in Asda/Lidl/Aldi/Morrisons
▪ [x] Shopped in TK Maxx
▪ [x] Shopped in Matalan
▪ [ ] Smoker
▪ [x] Use 'prick/wanker' regularly
▪ [ ] Have a tattoo
▪ [ ] Piercing [not ears]
▪ [ ] Drink Lager/Cider
▪ [ ] Parent(s) is/are unemployed
▪ [ ] Parent who earns under £15,000 a year
▪ [ ] Both parents earn under £15,000 a year
▪ [ ] Parent(s) in Trade Unions
▪ [ ] House has fewer than 3 bedrooms
▪ [ ] Live in an urban area
▪ [ ] Don't own a car
▪ [ ] Own a car older than K reg
▪ [ ] Support a football club
▪ [ ] Member of a Snooker club
▪ [x] Own a bike
▪ [x] Been on a Caravan holiday
▪ [ ] Had summer holiday in Britain more than abroad
▪ [ ] Been to Lanzarote
▪ [ ] Been to Costa Del Sol
▪ [ ] Been to Blackpool
▪ [ ] Have/had a minimum wage job
▪ [ ] Microwave meals every night
▪ [ ] Eat GM food
▪ [x] Use the term 'Prep/Jock/Rah' as derisory
▪ [ ] Hate posh people more than chavs
▪ [ ] Parent votes Labour/Lib Dem
▪ [x] Use the NHS
▪ [ ] Both parents vote labour/Lib Dem
▪ [ ] Believe tax system favours the rich
▪ [ ] Hate Margaret Thatcher
▪ [ ] Love Karl Marx

TOTAL: 10
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POSH SECTION

▪ [x] Went to a private primary school
▪ [x] Private secondary school
▪ [ ] Parent is a millionaire
▪ [x] Parent owns a business
▪ [ ] Parent is a lawyer
▪ [ ] Parent is a doctor
▪ [x] Parent who earns over £50,000 a year - i dont know how much they earn!
▪ [x] Both parents earn over £50,000 a year
▪ [ ] Parents live in a detached house
▪ [x] En-suite bathroom
▪ [x] Have a games room
▪ [ ] Own Jack Wills clothing
▪ [x] Designer clothing
▪ [x] Own an item of clothing worth over £100
▪ [x] Savings account with over £5,000
▪ [ ] Have your own car
▪ [ ] Own house/flat
▪ [x] Mobile phone
▪ [x] Ipod
▪ [ ] Own tuxedo/prom dress
▪ [ ] Play an instrument
▪ [x] Expensive perfume/aftershave
▪ [x] Shop in Sainsburys/Waitrose
▪ [ ] Drink Ale/Gin and Tonic
▪ [x] Call your parents 'Mummy/Daddy'
▪ [x] Use 'crap/damn' regularly
▪ [ ] Have a double-barrelled surname
▪ [ ] Live in the countryside
▪ [x] Parents own a 4x4
▪ [x] Parents own a Mercedes/Jaguar/BMW/Porsche/Audi etc
▪ [x] Parents house has more than 3 bedrooms
▪ [x] Parents have a guest room
▪ [ ] Member of a gym
▪ [x] Have private healthcare
▪ [x] Member of a golf club
▪ [ ] Support a Rugby club
▪ [ ] Do Yoga/Pilates
▪ [ ] Been to America
▪ [ ] Been to Australia
▪ [ ] Been to Africa
▪ [x] Had summer holidays abroad more than in Britain
▪ [x] Eat some organic food
▪ [x] Home cooked meals almost every night
▪ [x] Use the term 'Chav/Pikey/Pleb' as derisory
▪ [x] Hate chavs more than posh people
▪ [x] Parent votes Conservative
▪ [x] Both parents vote Conservative
▪ [ ] Believe there are too many immigrants in UK
▪ [ ] Like Margaret Thatcher.
▪ [ ] Hate Karl Marx

TOTAL: 29
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1. Whats your Name?
2. Are we close?
3. What do you think of me?
4. Do you hav a crush on me?
5. Would u kiss me?
6. would u fuk me?
7. Describe me in 3 words?
8. If u Had Me for 30 Mins wat would you do?
9. What was ur first impression of me?
10. Do u still think the same?
11. What reminds u of me?
12. If you could give me anything what would it be?
13. What do u like best about me?
14. Give me a nickname and explain why?
15.What wud u say if i told u i fancied u?
16.what song reminds u of me?
17. Cud u ever love me?
18. Any final words?