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Ross Laverty

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  • Male, 25, Luv 75
  • from Livingston
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  • Last active: May 4
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You Got Your Pride And I Got Mine, Its All Out War When You Cross That Line
Me, Myself, and I
How Ye Doin? I'm Mich, 21, Like Drink, Love Football. What More dae ye need


Rhod Gilbert In August

Kasabian in November
The Other Half Of Me
Alana Xx
Music
Indie and Rap Mostly, Will Listen Tae Anythin When Am In The Mood Fur It
Films
Pineapple Express, Knocked Up, Anchorman, Friday Films, Anythin Wae Will Ferrel
Sports
Football
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Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is The Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you."
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Drunk, High, Playin Fifa, Off Work.
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From his king? Absolutely. Here are Scotland's terms. Lower your flags, and march straight back to England, stopping at every home you pass by to beg forgiveness for 100 years of theft, rape, and murder. Do that and your men shall live. Do it not, and every one of you will die today.

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  • INTERNATIONAL RULES OF MANHOOD

    01: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella

    02: It is ok for a man to cry under the following circumstances:

    a. When a heroic dog dies to save its master.
    b. The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse.
    c. After wrecking your boss' car.
    d. One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into "The Crying Game".
    e. When she is using her teeth.

    03: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies.

    04: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.

    05: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever, unless you actually marry her.

    06: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. However Complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable.

    07: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly optional.

    08: On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest.

    09: When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing.

    10: You may flatulate in front of a woman only after you have brought her to climax. If you trap her head under the covers for the purpose of flatulent entertainment, she's officially your girlfriend.

    11: It is permissible to drink a fruity alcohol drink only when you're sunning on a tropical beach... and it's delivered by a topless supermodel..and it's free.

    12: Only in situations of moral and/or physical peril are you allowed to kick another guy in the nads.

    13: Unless you're in prison, never fight naked.

    14: Friends don't let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed.

    15: If a man's fly is down, that's his problem, you didn't see nuttin.

    16: Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to drink as much as the other sports watchers.

    17: A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight.

    18: Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both, that's just greedy.

    19: If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you'd better be talking about his choice of beer.

    20: Never join your girlfriend or wife in discussing a friend of yours, except if she's withholding sex pending your response.

    21: Phrases that may NOT be uttered to another man while lifting weights:
    a. Yeah, Baby, Push it!
    b. C'mon, give me one more! Harder!
    c. Another set and we can hit the showers!

    22: Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing: i.e. Both urinating, both waiting in line, etc. For all other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation you need.

    23: Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer than you are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone. Hang up if necessary.

    24: The morning after you and a girl who was formerly "just a friend" have carnal drunken monkey sex, the fact that you're feeling weird and guilty is no reason for you not to nail each other again before the discussion about what a big mistake it was occurs.

    25: It is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is not acceptable for her to drive yours.

    26: Unless it is a Jeep or a vintage Mopar, Thou shall not buy a car in the colours of brown, pink, lime green, orange or sky blue.

    27: The girl who replies to the question "What do you want for Christmas?" with "If you loved me, you'd know what I want!" gets an Xbox. End of story.

    28: There is no reason for guys to watch Ice Skating, Men's Gymnastics or BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN. Ever! Issue closed.

    A really good friend will bail you out of jail within 3 hours of your phone call (if he is in the same country). Your best friend however will be sitting next to you in your cell

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  • Peggi Moler

    They are giving away mac book air's http://is.gd/DvFBQM

    8/13/11 via Mobile
  • Johnny Hormone
    Johnny Hormone

    how was the works night oot bud??get uptae any shinanigans?!

    12/15/09 via Mobile
  • Little L-J X

    hi ya sorry i stole your saying . lol . how are you little cuz . x

    10/2/09 via Mobile
  • Emma Bubbles
    luv Emma Bubbles

    Hey Ross, Been a long time.How are you?

    9/25/09
  • Brett Winters

    Whats the craic mate.? u been doin much with urself?

    9/1/09 via Mobile
  • Mick Element G
    Mick Element G

    You still want an App Fae Tesco Gadgie

    7/21/09
  • luv Brett Winters

    awrite m8 how u doin.? what u been up2.?

    7/8/09 via Mobile
  • L
    L

    I second Yasmins comment.. You better be out thurdsay its a special event!!!!!!!:D x

    6/23/09
  • Yasmin

    Out for lauras bday on thursday :D ? FOT SAEEEE!!

    6/19/09
  • G Dawg Johnston
    G Dawg Johnston

    alreet mate, hows things? wot u been up to lately? need to get a sesh in spons sharpish haha

    6/17/09
  • Brett Winters

    awrite saan whats up with ur gran mate..?

    6/16/09 via Mobile
  • Amanda Laverty
    luv Amanda Laverty

    hay sun shine just herd about gran. can u let me know whats happening with it all. i would like to send a card and flowers. can u let her know i am always thinking of her even when shes don't think that i am. amanda xxx

    6/14/09
  • Barbara Doig Or Finnie
    Barbara Doig Or Finnie

    YES!! IM STARTING TO LOOK A LOT MORE TONED FOR THE SUMMER! I LOST 8 1/2 POUNDS IN 2 WEEKS WITH THIS NEW DIET PILL! GET YOUR FREE BOTTLE AT AcaiDietUK.com BEFORE THEY RUN OUT! lafferty

    6/9/09 via Mobile
  • Barbara Doig Or Finnie
    Barbara Doig Or Finnie

    HEY I JUST GOT $300 WORTH OF MAC MAKEUP FOR FREE! GET SOME FOR YOURSELF OR GET SOME FOR HER AT MacMakeUK.com BEFORE THEY RUN OUT OF SAMPLE BAGS!! majella

    6/3/09 via Mobile
  • Johnny Hormone
    Johnny Hormone

    moan the hoops

    5/24/09 via Mobile
  • Yasmin

    Thursday sounds superb? Wee bit of business :L Michy boy up tae naeee gid a think ;) x

    5/23/09
  • Yasmin

    Right so would wed/thurs suit u? Where u disappearing to brick :( ? x

    5/23/09
  • Yasmin

    A plan totally has to get hitched up for next week!! Agree? x

    5/23/09
  • Yasmin

    have to say mich... a pure love u man! ;) x

    5/23/09
  • luv Brett Winters

    happenin ma man.?

    5/23/09 via Mobile