Do You Hate More Than 3 People?
Hate..??tis a sTrong woordd..

How Many Houses Have You Lived in?
ehhmm...alot...!kant b bothrd cOuntn..

Favourite Chocolate Bar?
Depends on the mOod!

Have You Ever Dyed Your Hair?
yehh aahha!

Have You Ever Tripped Someone Up?
errM i kanT triP sUmone uP!..?i sEem tO triP myseLf uP alOt =P

Least Favourite School Subject..
dats a hard one...all of em??

How Many Pairs of Shoes Do You Own?
i dnO havnt cOunted em!

Do You Own a Britney Spears CD?
yeh ahaha!

Have You Ever Thrown Up in Public?
Yep bad tiimes!

Name One Thing Which is Always On Your Mind?
Lots Of sTuff..i hate thinkin! uhhh!

Favourite Genre of Music..
has to be classical! aahaha!

What is Your Zodiac Sign..
Gemmeeniiii =D

Have You Ever Made a Prank Phone Call?
yerrh flapjack n muffin companeee!


Are You Sarcastic?
Sumtimes

How Many Watches Do You Own?
i dnO!?

Summer or Winter?
Summer !!!!!!!!!

is Anyone in Love With You?
I hOpe sO?

Favourite Colour To Wear..
dePends..!

Pepsi or Sprite..
dNt like sodaas!

Are You Tired?
yepp alwys!

Where is Your Second Home?
lOts

Ever Slapped Someone?
yEh ... soweee

Do You Like Someone Right Now?
i looovee sumOnee

How Many Lamps Are in Your Bedroom?
1

How Many Video Games Do You Own?
uhhm i dnO either??! y der alota bowt hw mmani??

How many pets have you had?
lookieee anotha wann!


Do Looks Matter?
yeh does kina!bt personality most important!

Brother or Sister?
2 sis!

Are You Too Forgiving?
yehh i am

How Many Children Do You Want?
i dno 12?

Do You Own Something From River island?
ye

Favourite Breakfast Meal..
anyfng i find in da kitchen

Do You Own a Gun?
yehhh!!corz!

When Was The Last Time You Saw Your Mum?
dis mornenn

When Was The Last Time You Fell Over?
today i tripped in my shoe

What Did You Do 2 Nights Ago?
at an 18th!

Been To London Before?
yeah

Have You Ever Called Your Teacher 'Mum'?
nahpe

Have You Ever Been in a Castle?
yeh

Do You Have Any Nicknames?
yehrsh

Do You Know Anyone Named Cathal?
yeah

Ever Been To Manchester?
errr...nah i dnt fnk so

Do You Own Something From Adidas?
yeh

Are You Thinking Bout Anybody Right Now?
Nat reali

Ever Call Somebody 'Boo'?
nahp

Do You Own a Diamond Ring?
real diamond ?nahh

Are You Happy With Your Life Rite Now?
Cant complain

Do You Like Your Hair?
naw toO lOng..

Do You Own a Westlife CD?
nOpe

McDonalds or Burger King?
mcD's.

Favourite Physical Feature of The Preferred Sex
eyes n lips ahaha

Are You Afraid of The Dark?
yeh depends where i am tho!

Have You Ever Eaten Paste?
nat dat ino of!

Do You Own a Webcam?
Yea

Have You Ever talked on msn while totally wasted?....
ahahah yeh

Ever Broken a Bone?
nope

Are You Religious?
err..

Do You Chat On MSN Often?
Use to, not so much now

Currently Listenin To
jhed askin me waht bOx?! aahha!

Mars Or Twix?
euww

Pringles or Walkers?
pringals

Have You Ever Broken Someones Heart?
i dno?

Simpsons or Family Guy?
simpsons

Have You Ever Fallen Out With A friend Over A boy?
yeh...stupid if dat appens agen

Do You Like Your School?
y nat?!cosy place!

Has Anyone Ever Called You a Tease?
Tease ahhaha!!

Do You Have a Birthmark?
yep looks like a rabbit

Do You Wana Car?
sure

Can You Cook?
toast i can!

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....I know
where my watch is pal, where the fuck is yours?????! Do I point at my crotch
when I ask where the toilet is????!

2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search teh Entire room for the TV remote because they cant be bothered to walk to the TV and change the channel mannually...........

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too..".
Fucking right!!!!!!!!!!! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?!!!!???

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look...". Of course it
is!!!!. Why the fuck would you keep looking after you've found it?????!! Do people
do this? Who and where are they????????

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that!?". ....No
tosser!!!!!, I paid a tennEr to come to the cinema and stare at the fucking
floor!!!!

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"....... Didn't really give me a
choice there, did you sunshine????

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it???? If it's new,
then there has never been anything before it. ...If it's an improvement,
then there must have been something before it.???

8. When people say "life is short".... What the fuck!!!?? Life is the longest
damn thing anyone ever fucking does!! What can you do that's longer???!

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come
yet????. If the bus came would I be standing here, Knob head?!!!

10. People who say things like 'My eyes aren't what they used to be....'. So
what did they used to be???? ears, Wellington boots???!!

11. When you're eating something and someone asks .....'Is that nice?'..... No
it's fukin revolting - I always eat stuff I hate!!!

12. People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks that's an
image I really didn't need....

13. McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand you if you don't
insert the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering..... It has to be a
McChicken Burger..., just a Chicken Burger gets blank looks.!!!!..... Well yano wat I'll have
a McStraw and jam it in your McEyes you fucking McTosser!!!!!!!!!!!!

ryt ino dis is soo random..bt since joe le taxi is me flash at the mo all dese memories frm france lak 2 summerz ago started cumin bak ta me!der so funi so heres d best ones i can fnk ov!!well dat song joe le taxi alwayz came on d car..so dats like THE theme song of d summer!! ..ryt..me n kerri decided to dump my spaghetti her dad made dwn da toilet coz i cudnt finish it!!den her bro told n we got inta so much shit!lol!!me breakin my bed!!hahaha!!like i didnt even do nethn...n da beds wer hard as rocks..i didnt kno hw lucas n simones slept in dem i feel so sorri!!n u shud see adolines one hahaha!!poor jason!!...d big corn field!!haha!!keri went in rollerbladin in it!!...kerris mum sayin 'kerri...jaseee...chorrmm!!'..us dressin up in d childrens wee costumes lol!!...me n jason playin marbles haha!!...us goin dwn to see d hot twins we herd bou...dey wer never der!!...d french granny thnkin we spoke fluent french n all we kept sayin was 'oui' hahaaha!!..d french granny hu drove hours to jus cum see us den all we did was say hi wile she went on in french den we jus sent her bak home!!!...us goin to da 'dance' hahaha!!me n kerri got all dressed up to dis place wer ppl wer cookin dis pig!!!den we spent our tym der eatin random lookin apples frm trees!!d woman sed dey wer sweet so jason took a bite n spat it bak out in disgust!!haha!!..us ringin scoddie!!dat convo was ledge!!..da mouse in da garage!!!n wat was d name of dat cat??...us in d garage n der was a rake on d ground n i went over it wid d bike n hit jason on d face and all i sed was 'woops soorry...'!!!kerri gettin al splinters dat lukd sore!!..kerri breakin d big massive umbrella fng...or d fng was..did she???well we didnt kno hu broke it!!us on d motorway aww dat was savage!we had all d windows down n music pumpin!!den evryone on d motorway was lisenin ta d same radio station as we wer so sum of dem put dwn der windows n turned up d music!!was soo mad!!mind dat juck wid d ginger afro!!he lukd at us like we were freaks!!lol!...jason wid dat toy he got frm mcdonalds dat kept playin music!!we kept playin it!!'un madoline a je le qui fe cuma losha..avec ec qui co low en nuf ya num pa somme!' sumtn like dat!!hahaha!!..d guy in strasbourg hu wanted to get my pic coz i was werin dis hat wich he tot lukd like a beret??(like it was far frm it!)lol!..jason wid his umbrella hat!!lol..awww THE LAKE!!!thee best crak ever!!mind dem swans!!dey wer gna attack seriusly!!!