I could no longer keep these to myself. World, feel the love of the South Hams Radio...FACT OF THE DAY (edited versions):

-Boanthropy is a disease in which a man thinks he is an ox
-40% of people iron their clothes while wearing only their underwear or being completely naked
-An Australian man extracted his own belly button fluff for 18 year. He hopes to accumulate enough fluff to make a pillow
-27% of female lottery winners hide their winning ticket in their brasiere
-After 6 years, 30% of the weight of your pillow is made of dead skin, mold growing on the dead skin, pilow mites eating the mold and mite dung
-A 1/3 of all Taiwanese funeral processions include a stripper
-Buzz Aldrin was the first man to pee his pants on the moon
-There's more bacteria in your mouth than people on the earth
-The world record for travelling by pogo stick is 23.11 miles. It took 12 hours 27 minutes
-There are over 60 towns in USA where the word turkey appears in the name
-Attila the Hun was a midget
-Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliphobi
 a is the fear of long words
-Smelling a banana can help you lose weight
-A giraffe can clean its own ear with its 21 inch tongue
-Slugs have four noses
-According to a survey, hungry men are more likely to fall in love with fat women
-A kiss can result in an exchange of 270 colonies of bacteria
-The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV were Fred and Wilma Flintstone
-Arachinbutyrophobia is the fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of your mouth
-The world record for rocking non-stop in a rocking chair is 480 hours
-An average car driver will swear 32025 times whilst driving in their lifetime
-Since 1978, at least 37 people have died as a result of shaking vending machines, in an attempt to get free merchandise
-In ancient China, the crimes for abduction, armed robbery, treason, and adultery were punished by castration
-A jiffy is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second. Thus the saying, I will be there in a jiffy!
-The rapper 50 sent calls his son 25 cent
-In New Mexico, over eleven thousand people have visited a tortilla chip that appeared to have the face of Jesus Christ burned into it
-The electric chair was invented by a dentist
-Sri Lanka has lowest divorce rate in the world - and the highest rate of female suicide
-In parts of Greece and Italy, people say 'no' by tossing their heads back and clucking their tongues
-If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn white
-A blue whale's testicles are as large as a volkswagon beetle, and a small child could crawl through their major arteries
-The Italians use twice as many sheets of loo paper in one session than the spaniards
-Caligynephobia is the fear of beautiful women
-November 29 is National Sinky day; a day to eat over one's sink and worship it
Thankyou

Basketball's finished. Maybe see you next year