birds they fly so high
and they can shit on your head
and they can almost fly into your eye
and make you feel so scared.
But when you look at them
and you see that they're beautiful
Thats how i feel about you.


birds by kate nash

“JD: Do you ever get the feeling our patients pretend to be sicker when we're around?

Elliot: Oh, yeah. You know Mrs. Wilson back there? She made her spleen pretend to rupture and then she pretended to die.....Got me again there, Mrs. Wilson.

JD: You know, Elliot, since I broke your heart, I've held my tongue every time you've been a wiseacre. But now that you've slept with my brother, we're even, so if you bring sarcasm my way, baby, prepare to be stung.

Elliot: JD....

JD: So's your face.

Elliot: That doesn't even make any sense.

JD: 'So's your face' always makes sense.

Carla: JD, that's stupid.

JD: So's your face. I'm on fire! Hello!”

-John 'J.D.' Dorian

17 signs you like someone

SEVENTEEN:
You look at their profile constantly.

SIXTEEN:
When you're on the phone with them late at night and they hang up, you still miss them even when it was just two minutes ago.

FIFTEEN:
You read their Texts and Ims Over and over again.

FOURTEEN:
You walk really slow when you're with them.

THIRTEEN:
You feel shy whenever they're around.

ELEVEN:
When you think about them, your heart beats faster but slower at the same time.

TEN:
You smile when you hear their voice.

NINE:
When you look at them, you can't see the other people around you, you just see him/her.

EIGHT:
You start listening to slow songs while thinking about them.

SEVEN:
They're all you think about.

SIX:
You get high just from their scent.

FIVE:
You realize you're always smiling when you're looking at them.

FOUR:
You would do anything for them, just to see them.

THREE:
While reading this, there was one person on your mind this whole time.

TWO:
You were so busy thinking about that person, you didnt notice number twelve was missing

ONE:
You just scrolled up to check & are now silently laughing at yourself.
NOW MAKE A WISH. YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO.......
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Post this as : 17 signs you like someone.
*And something good will happen to you tomorrow .
*If you don't... you'll certainly regret it