Kay Seriously What Would I Doo Without You? I Actullyy Doo Not Know! You Mean Soo Muchh Too Mee And you Noo It, We've Had Sooo Manyy Good Times Together Its Unbelivablee.
We Get Drunkk Too Often And End Up Having Arguments And Forget About Them In A Matter Of 2 Minutes Lmaoo.
We Laugh At Stuff That No1 Else Would Find Funnyy But We Find It Fuckin Hilarious.
We Disagree On Alot Of Stuff But Amazing We've Never Fallen out.
You Look Back On The Good Old "emo" Dayys And Realisee How Muchh We've Grown Up In The Past 4 years. I Memba The Dayys Wen your Mum Usee Too Lovee Me Lmaoo, Now she Reallyy Doesn't. My Mum Lovees You And You Noo it! Always Offering You Vodkaa Lmaoo!
You've Been There For Mee Throughh Everythinkk And Stuck By Mee Through it All. We Sayy "Doo you Remember..." Too Often, And We've Pretty Muchh Done It All, Noo Jokee.. Gonee For A Piss Right In Viki Parkk Lmaoo!
The Timee Wen You Was sat on top of mee and Christian Came Over Like WTF Lesbians!
You Being Scared Of Reubens "Man" Voice Lmaoo.
Being The Last 2 Left For The Year Photo Becausee Were Midgets, Then Snidylyy Posing Together Lmaoo.
Gettin Through 50 Bottles Of WKD In Onee Night! Wayy lmaoo.
Jumping Down Rubyys Stairs And Takin Chris Wheeler Down With Us!
All The Science Lessons Where I Get Conned A Belter!
"Hook It On Your Nosee Like A Christmas Tree!
Being In Mid-Convoo And Just Stop And Stare And The Phitty Walkin Past!
Our Incidents That We're Never Gunna Talk About Lmaoo!
All The Timees On Myy Tramplinee.
Raving Outsidee That Random Housee In Our PJ's Lmaoo.
Walkin Roundd Townn Wearing Like 5 Layers Of Clothin And Not Givin A Shitt Lmaoo!
All The Timees When You Havee Madee Mee Cry From Laughin Too Much! TISHH!
Candle Lit Dinner, Romantic Strolls On the Beach, Racing The Seaa Lmaoo! Being PIssed Down The Fair And Seein Lukee Lmaoo.
Brixham Happenin'.
Connin Peoplee Right Infront Of There Facees And They Don't Even Noo Lmaoo! Mee Singin Too You Wen You Wakee Up!
gettin Full On Excited Bout Seeing Sam Drunkk Lmaoo!
Makin him Goo Down The Rampp In Mia's Shoes.
Mee Goin All Depressed Wen i Cut My Finger LMAO! I Just Wanna Sayy That Your The Onlyy Onee For Me I Lovee You Soo Muchh, Never Ditchh Mee && Never Ever Changee! xx

1. Don't ever lie to us; we always find out.
2. We don't enjoy talking dirty to you as much as you enjoy listening.
3. Don't say you understand when you don't.
4. Girls are pretty, but yours is ALWAYS the Prettiest!
5. You don't have PMS; don't fuckin act like you know what it's like.
6. Saying something sweet might get you off the hook; doing something sweet will always get you off the hook.
7. If you talk about having a Big Dick; we know you don't.
8. Size does matter, but only to hoes; not girls that want real relationships.
9. We don't like it when you act like Mr. Big.
10. A system in your car only impresses your homeboys not us.
11. No matter what you say, your ex-girlfriend is a hoe.
12. It's good to be sensitive, sometimes.
13. If you did something wrong or even if you didn't,apologize.
14. Be spontaneous; dinner and a movie won't always cut it.
15. We are self-conscious by nature; we can't help it.
16. We are Drama queens.
17. Fashion police do exist.
18. Don't ask us to give u head; if you are nice you just might get it.
19. We absolutely DO NOT care about monster trucks, car systems, paintball, or anything else you and your friends talk about... in other words shut the fuck up.
20. Hugs and kisses must be given at all times.
21. We don't shave our legs everyday so get over it.
22. Don't make bets about us; we will always find out.
23. Shave; no matter how cool you think your goatee or beard or mustache looks, we always hate it.
24. Even if you think it is cool to burp, fart, or emitt other strange gases from your body, it isnt, so DONT.
25. Don't compare our breasts with Pamela Anderson's; hers are fake, just remember that. ( u have a better shot at ours than you ever will with hers, you may as well give it up now)
26. It is not cool to shoot snot rockets.
27. We are beautiful at all times.
28. We will always think we are fat, so humor us and tell us we aren't.
29. You can shoot hoops, score a goal, knock down big fat guys, and hit a little baseball with a stick, so why the hell can't you piss in the toilet and not on it.
30. Most importantly: we are always right; so don't forget it (:

1 we hav absolutley no idea where r purse is & 4 sum reason thats ok

2 we believe that dancing with r arms overhead & wiggling r bums while shouting "woo hoo" is the sexiest move around

3 we suddenly decided that we wnt 2 kick sumones ass & honestly beieve we cld do it 2

4 in r lst trip 2 pee we now realize that we now look more lyk a homeless hooker than the sexy godess we started out as jst 4 hrs ago

5 we start cryin & declare 2 every1 we c including ppl we hardly kno that we luv then SOO MUCH

6 we get extremely excited & jump up & down everytym a new song cums on cz "OH MY GOD I LUV THIS SONG!"

7 we dont c anything wrong makin out with co-workers,boss, or ahem a lot of r fellow college boys shld they b around

8 the urge 2 take off articles of clothing, get up on the table or bar & start dancing bcums strangely overwhelming

9 r eyes jst wont seem 2 stay open by themselves so we keep them hlf closed & we think this looks incredibly sexy

10 we hav suddenly takin up smokin & believe we're really gd at it

11 we yell at the bartender who we believe has cheated us by givin us jst orange juice but thats jst cz we can no longer taste the vodka.so tru

12 we think we r in bed but r pillow feels strangely lyk the floor

13 we start every convo with a slurred "dont take this the wrong way but..."

14 r hugs begin 2 resemble wrestling take down moves

15 we r tired but we r troopers so instead of goin home we jst sit on the floor wherever we r standin n take a quick nap

16 we begin leavin r buttons open on r jeans 2 cut dwn on the tym we r in the bathroom away frm r drink

17 we take r shoes off cz a)they're ridiculously impractical but soo beautiful b)we blieve it's the shoes fault that u cant wlk right

18 we feel comfortable sitting on the toilet peeing while havin a full blown convo with eachother

19 and last but not least it takes us atleast 6 attempts 2 get up after we hav fallen ova but again cz we BLAME THE SHOES