I will start with a quote I recently saw
"ehts only illegial..if yhu get caught"

What are you? 12? Sorry no, I've seen 12 year olds type better. Whoever decided to use this as a tag line, is making themselves seem like a complete illiterate idiot. It takes more effort to read that, than to read a normal English sentence. Since when was "its" spelled "ehts??" The pronunciation would become "ates." It was bad enough when people were abbreviating everything (such as things like "hi, hw r u"), and people still do. I have to say it's more tolerable than this crap too. But now people are messing up the words to try and be cool (such as "hae, hw r yhoo, i wanna tork tooh yhoo"). I've seen terrible examples of "you." For example, yew, yhoo, yhu. And "talk" suddenly has become "tork". So now it rhymes with Pork instead of Walk. Well, whoever spells "talk" like that probably has the IQ of a slab of Pork anyway. What is with people. Seriously, this language is headed straight for the doom bucket if this continues. And personally, I'm a little worried as to where we are going to end up as a race in 20 years time.

Another terrible thing all over the internet.
WhEn PeOpLe TyPe LiKe ThIs WiTh AlTeRnAtInG cApS.
Translation: When people type like above, with alternating caps.

Which of those sentences is easier to read? The bottom one? Yup, it's also easier to type. Many a time have I stumbled across profiles written in alternating caps. I usually hit the back button straight away. Reading on would cause me to have a headache. I'd also hate to think how long it would take to write a profile like that.

And also
Wh3n p33p0l 7yp3 1n 1337 sp34k 4$ 4n 4lt3rn4t1v3 70 3ng15h
Translation: When people type in leet speak as an alternative to English

Personally, I only ever use leet speak when I am taking the piss out of something geeky, but I have seen people post in forums completely in leet, and profiles written completely in leet. It's difficult to read, slow to type, it really isn't that cool.

WARNING:
If you are offended by the words "Fuck" and "Shit," then DO NOT READ ON. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!

Work...
It's such a hole. The management is full of arse and aids. And my web browser underlining arse as a misspelled word grinds my gears to a halt. Bloody Americans

Anyway back to work. 40 year old dates an early 20-something year old. WTF. Gross! Whatever happened to dignity?? And I don't ever wanna hear her call him her "big strong man" ever again, or I will vomit!! Anyway now thats not all that I hate of this cow. She stands around... Doing NOTHING, then tells me off for doing nothing when I'm doing loads more than her. Stupid slut! I really don't think she likes me... Well at least I'm not going to be in a super market when I'm 40 bitch! So you can hop on the Get The Fuck Out boat and Fuck off!! You're-a makin' me sooo mad! She puts a bad name on a perfectly fine shop. Who the fuck hired her anyway?? Who'd she screw? Or threaten to screw, I should say... Blah!

Now onto customers
FUUUUUCKKKK!!!!!! [masses of long lines of profanity spanning to China, and back]
I seriously don't know where to begin! These are the worst things EVER. They seriously are a different breed of animal... Sheep with human heads, if you will.
They're so fucking dumb! Example... Big sign right out the door saying "We open at 7:30 today." It's now 7:10. Customer walks up and says "Can I come in?" No, of course you fucking can't! Read the damn sign bitch!

Another example... Customer is standing in front of the Spring Onions. "Where's the spring onions?"
"Just behind you"
"Oh!!! I'm so blind! Lulz"
[under my breath] "No shit, douche bag!"

Another...
"Do I have to pay before I leave the building?"
"Yes, you do" (Are you fucking kidding me???)
I could go on with examples, but I won't. I'm sure you all have good examples of customer stupidity.

Types of customers.. (Just the bad ones)
-There's your rich, snobby douche bag house-wives who are too rich to be polite, even though they do nothing while their husband's do all the work.
-Then your Asian restraunt owners who can't speak a word of english, and have no manners whatsoever.
-You have your angry aggressive fucks who have nothing better to do than get shitty for the company not providing a service it isn't supposed to provide in the first place (e.g. Dude got shitty cos we wouldn't toast his hot cross bun and put butter on it... We're not a fucking cafe, we're a super market! Arse hole)
-Mothers, with children that could be mistaken for banshees.... Oh god just kill the kids!!
-Crippled old people, who come shopping alone, then expect us to help them with everything... Why the fuck are they shopping alone if they aren't capable of doing anything for themselves??
-Normal people who expect us to do everything for them... We're not your servants, fuckbags!
-Ditzy dumb people who can't even find their own noses.
-People who get shitty because we're out of stock of something... Sorry do you want us to tell everyone to stop buying stuff just for you?
-People who think the rules apply to everyone, but them.
-People who dig through to the bottom of displays, trying to get the fresh stuff, then leave the place a filthy mess, and generally don't give a flying fuck.
-People who tell us we're bad for not staying at school and thats why we work here... Sorry bitch but a lot of us are students! Get your facts right! We're not all that bitchy supervisor y'know.
-The office girls from up stairs... They have their fingers so high up their arses that they've corrupted their brains... Oh and none of them have any qualifications...
-American tourists, who obviously haven't ever heard of anything outside of America, and think that we all accept American money.

Man that list goes on, they're all I can remember...
This concludes my rant for now... Have a nice day! And try not to fall into those catagories!

Just a little rant here, just a few things that are annoying me at present

1. Road works... They are everywhere at the moment... Can't turn one corner without looking out for diggers and fat people in orange vests. And the thing is, they're digging up perfectly fine roads with nothing wrong with them, and ignoring roads with massive cracks, pot-holes and what-have-you everywhere. We want safer roads, so stop wasting tax-payer money fixing what ain't broke, and put it to good use!

2. It's that time of year again where people are rushing around buying christmas gifts. Yay good times, thats not what is annoying though haha. It's the damn songs that are accociated with this holiday.... 19 years of the same crap, NO THANKS!

3. Credit cards... The banks are continuing to promote credit cards. We're in a damn Ressession and they are a big cause for it! If anything they should be getting discouraged, and replaced with Debit Cards. I recently heard of a person who went out and bought an Audi for $60,000... On her credit card... And was proud... Stupid bitch. You're going to be paying that off for a good while, oh and enjoy the interest.

Just a few things... I'm actually really happy in general, with a new job and all. Things look like they'll be going up hill from here