11 Rules of bebo!!!!

one.
If you're ugly,
stop acting like you don't know it.
The captions under you picture that says
"top model pose"
"sexy bitch"
"arnt i hot"
doesn't convince anyone.


two.
To the people who have like 25,000 friends,
are you serious?
Nobody in this universe can keep up with that many friends.
You're stupid.
Go play in traffic.


three.
Don't ever post pictures and say
"OMG, I'm so ugly"
"OMG,I'm so fat"
because if you were,
you wouldn't post them.


four.
Nobody cares about threats over the internet.
Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard.
Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics;
even if you win,
you're still retarded.


five.
Making 20 bulletins a day
about how you have new pictures
and begging people to comment on them is pathetic.
Make the bulletin once if you have to,
and those who actually care about you
will comment on your pics.


six.
If all your pictures look the same,
don't post them all.
Please put some variety in your pics.
Nobody wants to see your face
8 different ways.


seven.
Who really cares if
I don't accept you as a friend?
MOVE ON!!!
Don't send me another request or message asking
"what's up with you not adding me?"
I don't want you as a friend;
that's what's up!


eight.
Little year 7's who have bebos
and look like sluts,
go somewhere else
because nobody wants you here.!!!


nine.
If you have decided to read this,
you are a true bebo Friend.
Real friends read their bulletins.


ten.
I say you go and pass this on
and maybe it will finally get through people's brains
(if they have them).


eleven.
And if you open a msg and it says something like
"repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will rape your dog tonight,"
IT'S NOT REAL!
QUIT BEING AN IDIOT!!!!!!!!
PEOPLE WHO HAVE NO LIFE WHATSOEVER MAKE THAT SHIT UP THINKING THAT PEOPLE WILL FALL FOR THEIR STUPID TRAP!!! AND YOU DO!!!!




This is a test to see how many people
in your friends list
actually pay attention to you.


"like omg if u dnt repost dis in 1 second at midnte/ and if you do at midnight your true love will...SHUTUP U FUCKIN ARSEHOLES!!! shit aint gonna happen"


load a bullshit!!!


Copy and repost in your own bulletin as
11 rules of BEBO

Ek baar ek train chalte-chalte achanak kheton mein ghus gayi... Sub upar niche ho gaya... sare log idhar dar gaye... Koi idhar gira koi udhar gira... Subko laga pata nahin ab kya hoga... magar thodi der mein train wapas patri par aa gayi aur thodi der mein ruk gayi. Logon ne socha driver se jaakar poochhte hain kya hua tha... Jaakar dekha to driver ek sardar tha... Jub usse poocha ki gaadi achanak kheton mein kaise ghus gayi to papaji bole, "O ji kuchh nahin, ik banda haath khade karke patri vich khada si... “logon ka dimag kharab ho gaya... Ek bola "Aur tune ek aad mi ko bachane ke liye itne saare logon ki jaan khatre mein daal di... Kuchal dena tha saale ko... "
Sardarji bole... "Main te wohi kar rea si... par wo banda khetan wich ghus gaya."


It was Santa's wedding anniversary.
Preeto: Shall we have butter chicken to celebrate?
Santa: Why punish the poor chicken for the mistake we have made!

Santa proposed a girl. The girl said,"I am one year elder to you". Santa replied: Never mind. I’ll marry you after one year.

Santa Singh was walking on the road and paused to read the graffiti on the wall.
It read "Padne waala gadha."(one who reads it is an ass.)
Santa Singh thought for an hour, erased it and wrote back,"Likhne waala gadha."(One who wrote it is an ass).

Mrs. Banta Singh was in the habit of having long conversation on the telephone, sometimes going on over an hour. One day she hung up after 25 minutes."What is the matter today? asked her husband. "Today you had less than half an hour conversation on the phone."
"I got a wrong number," replied Mrs. Banta Singh.

A Sardarji came to a newspaper office to place an advertisement announcing his father's death. "The rate is Rs. 360 per single col. cm," the clerk told him.
"Main to lut jaoonga - I 'll be ruined," exclaimed the Sardarji. "My father was 182 cms tall."

Two Sardarjis were in conversation on the beach :
Sardarji 1 raaji , Ise 'beach' kyo kaheete hai ?
Sardarji 2 : Tumhe nahe pata ?
Sardarji 1 : Nahe pata.
Sardarji 2 : Woh to Aasmaan aur Zameen ke beech mein hai esliye eesai beach kahete hai .

A dentist was examining a patient having a highly contageous deadly disease....
As soon he opens the patients mouth the disease gets transferred to the doctor... how??
Because the patient had a bluetooth!!

Three cockroaches were going on the road, suddenly one of them started singing the song -- AASHIQ BANAYA AAPNE.
Few mins later, all the three cockroaches died......any idea why?????
Because the song is HIT......


Person: Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!
Waiter: Don't worry, sir. The spider on your bread will kill it.
Person: Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup?
Waiter: I think it's swimming.
Person: Waiter! This coffee tastes like soap!
Waiter: Ah, that must be tea, sir. The coffee tastes like glue.

A blonde was sitting on a mountain peak and studying.
A passer by asked her, "What are you doing?"
Blonde: Higher studies.

I dialled a wrong number and asked, "Please can I speak to Joey?"
The other person said, "I don't think so. He is only two months old."
I said, "Never mind. I'll wait".

It's a cute way of saying I love you. I is one letter, love is four letters, and you is three letters. =] ♥