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  • Member since: August 2006
  • Last active: 6/11/07
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About Me

Me, Myself, and I
Hey!......Fuck im bored :(
Music
trivium, bullet, the kooks, pink floyd, the who, AC~DC, nirvana, metalica, fo
 o fighters, chili peppers, arctic monkeys, muse, avenged sevenfold, pantera, damageplan,
 dragonforce, evanesence, linkin park, and loads more but i can't think of anymore now!
Films
The Shawshank Redemption, all the american pies, jackass, back to the future trilogy, all the nightmare on elms, the hills have eyes, both pirates of the carabean, the hanibal lecter trilogy, all the exorists and loads more cuz i can't be arsed to type em down
Sports
me sports dont make me laugh. ha
Scared Of
Alex Bent-ley...(Gai Boi!) lol
Happiest When
Sleeping, Talking to GF, Talking to my m8s ermmm and thats about it really!
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small-dead-man@hotmail.co.uk

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  • HOW TO SPOT A CHAV!

    How To Spot A Chav?
    Easily spotted, look for fake gold, the Nike on clothing. Listen for the mispronunciation of children’s words. e.g isn’t it, this is spoken as innit, and Friend becomes mush, or bruv, though many of them say they could “fukin batter ya” most of them couldn’t even batter a fish.

    To spot a chav, be it male or female, (there is very little difference between the two) look for hair that is shorter than freshly cut grass, the inability to grow over 5 ft and the lack of education. If approached by one of these humanoid idiots, simply reply with a smart comment or use a big word, such as car, or bus, or floor. Mostly they will become confused and walk off, in rare occasions the have been known to attempt to harm people to little effect. It is well known that chavs have little or no friends, just a “crew” of mockly idiotic fools with brand name clothes and their trousers tucked into there socks.

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    12/12/07
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    8/19/07
  • Jake
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    Hahaha mate you dont know me but I've just read the comment you left on that chav band page and I thought it was class. I couldn't have put it better myself lol.

    7/25/07
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    6/27/07
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    6/22/07
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    6/11/07