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dragonforce, evanesence, linkin park, and loads more but i can't think of anymore now! - Films
- The Shawshank Redemption, all the american pies, jackass, back to the future trilogy, all the nightmare on elms, the hills have eyes, both pirates of the carabean, the hanibal lecter trilogy, all the exorists and loads more cuz i can't be arsed to type em down
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HOW TO SPOT A CHAV!
How To Spot A Chav?
Easily spotted, look for fake gold, the Nike on clothing. Listen for the mispronunciation of children’s words. e.g isn’t it, this is spoken as innit, and Friend becomes mush, or bruv, though many of them say they could “fukin batter ya” most of them couldn’t even batter a fish.
To spot a chav, be it male or female, (there is very little difference between the two) look for hair that is shorter than freshly cut grass, the inability to grow over 5 ft and the lack of education. If approached by one of these humanoid idiots, simply reply with a smart comment or use a big word, such as car, or bus, or floor. Mostly they will become confused and walk off, in rare occasions the have been known to attempt to harm people to little effect. It is well known that chavs have little or no friends, just a “crew” of mockly idiotic fools with brand name clothes and their trousers tucked into there socks.
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8/9/08 via Mobile
Tamika Lineberger
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The FUture King Of Shred7/14/08Sam ya bastard is this you?
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ShortyBaby.5/5/08soz I I V V hes hard
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Danny O12/12/07your dead u little sket!!
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ShannonSkulduggery8/24/07FRIENDS ARE LIKE BALLOONS ONCE U LET THEM GO U CANT GET THEM BACK SO IM GOING TO TIE U TO MY HEART SO I NEVER LOOSE U. SEND THIS TO ALL UR Top 16 AND OTHER SPECIAL FRIENDS INCLUDING ME! SEE HOW MANY U GET BACK!! SeNd ThIs To AlL ThE FrIeNdZ ThAt U lUv...N iF ThEy DoNt SeNd It BaCk To U.....ThEiR NoT tRuE FrIeNdZ.... 1 person - you are lonely 2 people - you have a couple friends, but not many 3 people - you have a few friends. 4 people - you have some friends... 5 people - you have several friends 6 people - you have many friends! 7 people - you are SOOOO loved! 8 people - everyone loves you!!!xxxxxx hi sam soz if yoo dnt like chain mail its jst my cuzn sent it 2 me and i thought id do wot it sez xxx
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ShannonSkulduggery8/19/07hi sam ow r yoo ? hope yoor havin a gud hol! cya xxx
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Jake7/25/07Hahaha mate you dont know me but I've just read the comment you left on that chav band page and I thought it was class. I couldn't have put it better myself lol.
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6/30/07
Chunkkie
hey hey hey!!! dnt hv much to say but hey!!! ali keeps goin on about him and lucy god .. shut him up lol!! love you lots and lots xxxxxxxxxxxlibxxxxxxxxx
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Haan6/27/07Saaammm :] I Heard Your In France. Hope Your Havvving FUN
FRANCE IS THE COUNTRY OF PASSION AND SEX you little lucky cunt
Hahhaha ILYYY xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx We'll have to go to town when you get back
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Oliver6/22/07wtf's your problem with me?
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Simon Dickens.6/14/07
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6/11/07
Reemy
Hey do u like ma new pic???? im gona call u now! TeHe x xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxILY xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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