1. I will not go out with a man who hasn't asked me out first.
2. I will not go out with a man who keeps me waiting by the phone.
3. I will not date a man who isn't sure he wants to date me.
4. I will not date a man who drinks or does drugs to an extent that makes me uncomfortable.
5. I will not date a man who makes me feel sexually undesireable.
6. I will not be with a man who's afraid to talk about our future.
7. I will not, under any circumstances, spend my precious time with a man who has already rejected me.
8. I will not date a man who is married.
9. I will not be with a man who is not clearly a good, kind, loving person.

Think im gona be single for a long long times

Part 1: The Birth of You

- Were you a planned baby? i hope so
- Were you the first? nope there 3rd
- Were your parents married when you were born? Yes, i was no bastard
- What is your birth date? 12th may 1992

Part 2: The Family

- How would you describe your family? but syco sally at times but we generally get along
- Are your parents married? Yes
- Siblings or an only child? 2 older sisters
- If you have siblings are you oldest, middle, or youngest? im the youngest
- Which parent do you get along with best? both of em just at differnt times.
- What do you fight about? just the little things tht i apparntly take for granted?
- Do you have step parents? Nope

Part 3: The Friends

- Do you have more than one best friend? Yes.
- Who is your best friend or friends? Jamie Liz Scott my sisters
- What do you like to do when you are together? Talk, drink, hang out, make fun of each other
- Do you share the same interests? Yeah for the most part
- Which friend can you tell anything to? liz & scott

Part 4: Your Personality

- How high/low is your self esteem? a tad below average on the bad day.
- Do you get depressed about things easily? Yeah sometimes
- Are you an extrovert or an introvert? && thats means?
- Are you generally a happy person? Yeah
- Do you live life to the fullest? Mostly

Part 5: Appearance

- Are you comfortable with the way you look? sometimes yeh when i put the efort in.
- What would you change about your appearance if you could? freckles & weight
- Do you have any piercings besides your ears? yup just a few more
- Describe your hair? shoulders length brown
- How do you dress? decent?

Part 6: The Past

- Were you a strange child? umm i was a shy kid
- What did you use to love that you no longer do? furbys!! they freak me out these days
- Do you have the same friends? yup me n jamie been best buddies scince we was wee tots
- Was there anything in your past that was traumatizing? yeh the tym i fell at kindy n landed with my legs wide open on the bar

Part 7: The Future

- What is your ambition? move away for my gap yeare n do some photography b4 comin back to study
- Are you scared of growing old? Yes.
- Do you want to get married? ummm if i get over my man hater stage

Part 8: The Outdoors

- Do you prefer indoors or outdoors? deppending on what the days like
- What is your favorite season? Summer. I love the beach
- Favorite weather? That light rain that just falls.
- Do you like walking in the rain? Yeah i love it.

Part 9: Food

- Are you a vegetarian? No
- What is your favorite food? umm to many to chose from but i can allways go for a decent mak n cheese or corn fritters
- What food makes you want to gag? fish!!!
- What is your favorite dessert? apple n rhubarb crumble
- What is your favorite restaurant? little india 0r the white swan
- Are you a picky eater? ummm i wont try something if i havnt tasted it before..n it looks weird

Part 10: Relationships and Love

-Are you single or taken? single shingle n not ready to mingle
-Do you think love is the best feeling in the world? i wouldnt no.
-Believe in love at first sight? No its lust at first sight. then you grow to love them
-Do you think your in love currently? loves a big word.

I just watched juno..n i think its the most gawjus movie ever!!
it cracked me up so0o much so i thought i would blog the crack up lines!!

Vanessa: Your parents are probably wondering where you are. Juno : Nah... I mean, I'm already pregnant, so what other kind of shenanigans could I get into?

Paulie: Come on, let me carry your bag. Juno : Oh, what's another ten pounds?

Juno : If I could just have the thing and give it to you now, I totally would. But I'm guessing it looks, probably like a sea monkey right now, and I should let it get a little cuter.

Juno: You should've gone to China, you know, 'cause I hear they give away babies like free iPods. You know, they pretty much just put them in those t-shirt guns and shoot them out at sporting events.

Rollo: That ain't no etch-a-sketch. This is one doodle that can't be un-did, homeskillet

Paulie : No, I don't like Katrina. She smells like soup, her whole house smells like soup!

Juno :This is not a food baby all right? I've taken like three pregnancy tests, and I am for shizz up the spout.

Juno MacGuff: Can't we just like kick this old school. You know, like I stick the baby in a basket, send it your way, like Moses and the reeds?

Juno MacGuff: As far as boyfriends go, Paulie Bleeker is totally boss. He is the cheese to my macaroni.

Leah: How did you even generate enough pee for three pregnancy tests?

Bleeker: "i still have your underwear"
Juno: " well i still have you virginity"

Juno MacGuff: Yeah I came as soon as I got that ultrasound goo off my pelvis. It was crazy actually, my step-mom verbally abused the ultrasound tech and we got escorted off the premises.

FUCKING CRACK UP MOVIE!! GOOD LAUGHS