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this is no story!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

well this story was written in history about 2 years ago when me and peter mac were board on a friday night, i decided to ring some people to see if any thing was going on when holly morre answered her phone and said there is a party in slough. me and peter began the night with a joint while wating for holly to pick us up. before long we arrived at the house and made that fatal nock on the front door, be for our eyes stood a geek with glasses dressed in a tuxedo and holding his note book containing maths equations, i looked at peter with a smile we both new what was in store for the night. we walked into the kitchen were there was many more geeks looking at us in amazment as we walked in with another joint in our mouths there knowledge of marajuana was little and stared in amazment. while we were smoking our the joint they were daring each other to have a toke on a fag. we got fed up, so me and pete went up stairs. By this time we had had a few to drink by accident i knocked over the christmas decorations at the top of the stairs containing 100 christmas balls ready to be hung on the tree. i stepped on the corner of the the box and it was like a avalanche of balls came flowing down the stairs, peters reactions were quick and ran down the stairs we then sat on the sofa laughing as we were talking in the corner of my eye i saw a fat girl at the top of the stairs pissed out of her head she looked worse then a pig this could of not been any human she blew kisses at me and peter we looked at each other in disgust as she had her eyes on us she did not see the christams decorations that had been spilled as she had high heels on she trod on a decoratian and lost her balance as gravity got hold of her her flab began to pull her down the stairs her head started banging on the banisters as her round body started rolling the pace began to increase lol there was a very stylish cabinet at the bottom of the stairs containing drinks. as she had picked up speed rolling down the steep stairs her head blew through the cabenet with so much force she nocked her self out. as me and peter lookeed in amazement this would have to go down in history as the funnist party of the year. as we were lauging we thought we had to do something funny so johnny muir (thats me) saw a hose pipe in the corner of my eye and suddenly had a briliiant idea i put it through the kitchen window as no one was looking peter turned the pipe on and all hell broke loose geeks were running every were trying to save there paper work wich contained there group discussion about a maths equation they were trying to solve. we both ran and never looked back./